By Debbie Schlussel

Well, now I get why so many Americans believe the BS that 9/11 was an inside job and not committed by Islamic terrorists and why so many voted for Barack Obama. They are morons, by and large. Thus, the popularity of the Kardashians, etc. Most Americans believe that there are extraterrestrial aliens and real-life “Men in Black” agents who fight them. I suppose it didn’t occur to them that if either of these groups existed, we’d have known about it by now. I love science fiction, but that’s the point: it’s fiction. I believe that some planets may support the existence of insects and plant life, but that’s it. There aren’t versions of ET or the aliens from “Alien,” “Star Wars,” etc. Sadly, far too many Americans have bought into this idiocy. While only a third believe that they exist for sure, more than 84% either believe it or aren’t sure (which means they believe it, too). And more than half of Americans actually believe we have a squad of secret agents fighting off aliens like in the movies. Oy.

More than a third of Americans say UFOs are not a fantasy. That’s the word from a new National Geographic Channel study finding that 80 million Americans are certain UFOs exist and that one in 10 believe they’ve spotted one. . . .

Seventeen percent of Americans don’t believe UFOs exist, 36% think they do, and 48% aren’t sure. . . .

About 79% of those surveyed think the government has kept information about UFOs a secret from the public, and 55% believe there are real-life Men in Black-style agents who threaten people who spot UFOs. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I doubt very much this was a dry run or testing the system. Instead, I think it was the actual thing: stowaways in containers on ships from the Muslim Mid-East. And I think that Customs and Border Protection inspectors of the Department of Homeland Security probably missed and have since lost them or they evaded law enforcement long before the ship came to shore. They are probably now halfway across America. It’s not like this hasn’t been a plot point in a million different movies and TV series I’ve seen about Islamic terrorists. And if I saw it on TV, why did they lose these guys? No way they heard “phantom knocks” from ghosts or something. This was probably the real thing. And they probably got into the US and got away with it. Oh, and by the way, I feel sooooo much safer now that the Lesbionic Woman’s Homeland Security has finally decided (far too late) to do a thorough search of the ship. Don’t you? The aliens inside the cargo probably jumped shop and swam ashore or otherwise snuck out to a waiting vessel in the middle of the night. We still don’t check most freight containers on these ships. And Islamic terrorists know this. The odds are in their favor.

Dock workers rushed to unload containers stacked on top of one another inside a cargo ship that arrived in New Jersey from the Middle East on Wednesday after Coast Guard officials heard knocking from one during a routine inspection, suggesting that stowaways might be on board. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I’m no fan of faux conservative Mitt Romnesty, but at least he isn’t resorting to hiring this embarrassing chick to head up his campaign targeting women, as Barack Obama is. Eva Longoria spent a great deal of time informing the world about how she gets Brazilian bikini waxes and when she had her first orgasm, and now she’s officially a part of Obama-Biden ’12, telling women why they should vote for Obama at various campaign women’s forums. Maybe Obama should call this, “Obama TMI-Time for Women.” USA Today says that by using Longoria, Obama is targeting women “where they live.” Do they live in their vaginas? Just askin’. But, hey, this is what we get in the “50 Shades of Grey”/”Magic Mike” era of women as pigs and pervs. I’ll take Ann Romney, stay at home mom who battles MS, any day over these disgusting “Desperate Housewife” whores enlisted by Obama. Even more ridiculous: Longoria is going to be telling women about “paycheck fairness.” Huh? Doesn’t this chick get paid a gazillion dollars a year for the recently-canceled “Desperate Housewives” and its reruns on sundry cable channels? Doesn’t she make another mint for her L’Oreal cosmetic and haircare ads? Paycheck fairness???? Tell it to your mirror, chica. (She also, by the way, believes that America is “occupied” by us and is really Mexican territory.)

The Obama campaign, in a major effort to galvanize female voters, will launch a series of interactive summit meetings in key swing states this summer.

The Women Vote 2012 Summits will allow women “to hear directly from senior campaign officials and leaders about issues that are important to them and the different visions that President Obama and Mitt Romney have for women and their families,” the campaign said in a statement. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

From the surprising source of NPR–National Palestinian Radio, there’s this exclusive story that the FBI has been tracking “100 Muslim extremists” in the U.S. military. They consider 12 of the cases as serious. Huh? So, the other 88 are extremists, but “not serious”?! And you can bet there are more than 100. Probably more than 1,000. But why are they in the U.S. Armed Forces in the first place and why haven’t they been dishonorably discharged? I always hate listening to the muted, snooty voices of the NPR hags, who always sound like they are murmuring between sips of organic locavore soy milk and bites of cheese made from recycled newspapers and silk navel lint hand-crafted by a lacto-ovo Muslim differently-abled lesbians in the Himalayas. But listen to the audio of the report. And don’t worry . . . because Famous But Incompetent is on the case!

The FBI has conducted more than 100 investigations into suspected Islamic extremists within the military, NPR has learned. About a dozen of those cases are considered serious. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

By now, you’ve heard about the tacky Obama Presidential campaign gift registry, known as the “Obama Event Registry,” which asks people to forgo wedding, birthday, and anniversary gifts and give to the Obama campaign instead. It’s interesting that Obama has this in common with Islamic terrorists, whose spiritual leaders, such as the Muslim Brotherhood’s Yusuf Al-Qaradawi, often ask Muslims to do the same thing–to forgo dowries and gifts and donate to homicide bombers to blow up American troops and Jews in Israel instead. And now there’s the mildly funny video (which could have been funnier) for the Obama Gift Registry.

Check it out . . . Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

On a daily basis, I get vile e-mail attacks like this from Muslims (and now from Polish anti-Semites and mind-addled Zayn Malik fans, many of whom are Muslim). So if I posted each one, I’d have a site filled only with those. Still, the world needs to know that this is the so-called “religion of peace.”

(Artwork–adding of the Jude Star–by David Lunde)

From: Truth Syria true.syria@gmail.com
Date: Tue, Jun 26, 2012 at 10:31 AM
Subject: f*ck you whore
To: writedebbie@gmail.com

Take a cock in your mouth and suck it. It is very much better than your disgusting article. I despise you and I despise every Zionist piece of shit like you. Go to hell. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I’m always disgusted when I hear gullible morons repeating the myth that “exposure” to America and/or American culture–including going to college or grad school here–will make Muslims like us. (And I keep wondering why we need to make these people who constantly murder Westerners and Western culture like us, instead of looking into why we don’t hate them more.) In fact, it makes them hate us just as much or worse, because they laugh at us and how we let them easily invade and rape our country. And so it goes with the newly-elected Muslim Brotherhood extremist President of Egypt, Mohammed Morsi a/k/a Mohammed Mursi. Just as Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, mastermind of the 9/11 attacks, attended grad school in North Carolina, Morsi got his Ph.D. from the University of Southern California. Yup, he’s a USC Trojan. Alhamdillullah [praise allah], ‘cuz all that “exposure to American culture” made him so much less extreme, right? Morsi apparently studied electrical engineering and wrote his Ph.D. thesis in 1983 on the topic of “High-temperature electrical conductivity and defect structure of donor-doped A123,” under his real full name, Mohamed Mohamed Morsy Issa El-Aiat (no, those two Mohameds are not a typo–he isn’t just one Mohamed, he’s double the trouble; Egyptians have a thing for this: remember Boutros Boutros Ghali?). Yup, yet another extremist Muslim grad student who used America’s universities to learn engineering and science and enlist his education in the cause of jihad.

And now Mursi speaks of a “United Arab State” with Jerusalem as its capital, sharia as the law, and the koran as its constitution. So how’s that “exposure to American culture” BS workin’ for ya?

Check Out Mursi’s USC “work” . . . Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Earlier today, I told you the Supreme Court decision allowing Arizona police to inquire about immigration status was irrelevant and toothless because Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will ignore them and refuse to pick up and deport the aliens. And, sure enough, I was right. It’s just been disclosed that Department of Homeland Security (DHS) chief Janet Napolitano a/k/a “The Lesbionic Woman” instructed ICE–DHS’ largest agency–to ignore Arizona police calls to detain and deport those they discover are here illegally. J-No’s message to Arizona: don’t call us. Plus we won’t call you. Told ya so.

The Obama administration said Monday it is suspending existing agreements with Arizona police over enforcement of federal immigration laws, and said it has issued a directive telling federal authorities to decline many of the calls reporting illegal immigrants that the Homeland Security Department may get from Arizona police. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I don’t know how a TSA screener could possibly be “unaware” that his metal detector was unplugged. It’s impossible, unless he has the IQ of a mushroom, in which case he shouldn’t be employed. Every screener knows that the machine goes off with regularity, even if passengers empty everything out of their pockets and remove their shoes and belt buckles. And, so, it is beyond credulity when Alija Abdul Majed, a Muslim TSA screener, claims that he was unaware that his metal detector at New York’s JFK Airport was not plugged in. Hey, whatta concidence! What’s more believable is that he knew exactly what was going on and that he probably deliberately unplugged it, himself. He probably also tipped off some jihadist buddies of his to go through Lane No. 1 in Terminal 7. Majed should be under investigation if he isn’t already. But, hey, we can’t discriminate against Muslim TSA employees and applicants. After all, the men who took boxcutters on planes and flew 3,000 Americans into buildings and to their deaths were Zoroastrians, Wiccans, and Hindus, right? The TSA is treating this Muslim terrorist-enabling TSA screener as if he were “clueless.” Yeah, right. As clueless as Mohammed Atta and his 18 buddies. This was either a dry run/testing of the system to see if he could get away with it and for how long, or the actual enabling of a terrorist trying to smuggle something onto a flight.

The TSA’s bungling reached a new low yesterday when a JFK Airport terminal had to be evacuated and hundreds of passengers marched back through security screening all because one dimwitted agent failed to realize his metal detector had been unplugged. . . .The chaos at Terminal 7 was caused by screener Alija Abdul Majed, who had manned Lane No. 1 during the morning shift with no idea his metal detector had no juice, sources said. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Like most of you, I’m glad that the U.S. Supreme Court, today, upheld the key parts of Arizona’s immigration law, including allowing police to ask immigration status of those they stop and do ask for papers proving it. But not too glad because the important parts were not upheld, leaving the law toothless. And before you celebrate, remember that the Obama immigration policy–not to detain or deport most of those without violent criminal records–makes the Arizona law largely moot. In fact, unless Arizona runs its own deportation system, it will be hard-pressed to then get rid of these illegal aliens. Many Arizona officials worked with Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officials. But since the Obama administration won’t deport those the Arizona police stop and discover to be here illegally, Arizona is going to have to find a way to do that. In some cases it has, with Maricopa County (which includes Phoenix) busing the illegals to the border. But it’s expensive. And Arizona simply doesn’t have the resources to do it all on its own. It will need the cooperation of ICE and especially ICE’s ERO (Enforcement and Removal Operations), and it won’t get it, due to Obama policy. So good luck with that. In fact, Justice Kennedy, writing the majority opinion, said that legal cases challenging the law and arguing for federal pre-emption and supremacy can go forward. The Obama administration can take that as a green light to challenge Arizona’s deportation efforts, since the Obamaniks can claim that deportation is strictly the federal domain. So, giving the Arizona police the ability to determine the citizenship and/or legal status of a person is meaningless, unless Arizona has the power to do the rest of what Obama’s (and Bush’s before him) ICE isn’t doing. Don’t look for that to change under Mitt Romnesty.

Plus, the Justices struck down the other parts of the law necessary to make it tough for illegal aliens to remain here. They struck down the section of the law making it a crime to apply for or hold a job in Arizona without legal work authority, the section allowing a police officer to arrest someone if the officer believes that he has committed a crime that could cause him to be deported, no matter where the crime took place, and the section making it a violation of Arizona law for immigrants not to carry valid immigration papers (it’s disappointing that Justice Alito voted with the majority on this provision and that Justice Roberts voted with them on all three of these provisions). So, essentially, the Supremes rendered the law toothless by giving the police the ability to check if someone is here illegally and do little else other than check.

More:

The Supreme Court on Monday rejected a constitutional challenge to a central provision of Arizona’s anti-illegal immigration law. . . . That provision, requiring police to conduct immigration checks on individuals they arrest or merely stop for questioning whom they suspect are in the U.S. illegally, does not appear to violate the Constitution by intruding on the federal government’s powers to control immigration, the court said. Read the rest of this entry »