By Debbie Schlussel

Attention-seeking has-been Ted Nugent is at it again.  He claimed at this past weekend’s NRA convention that if Barack Obama is elected, Nugent will either be in jail or dead.  Neither of which would bother me.  That this hypocritical draft-dodging, child predator father of eight kids with six different women is a “conservative hero” is sheer idiocy and shows that we have as many–or more–morons and double-standardites on the right as there are on the left.  And if you like Ted Nugent, you are one, too.

As I noted in my column, “The Hypocritical Summer of Ted Nugent,” this sleazy, fraudulent, aging former rocker draft-dodged to get out of the Vietnam War by not showering and wearing the same clothes for thirty days, evacuating himself in them, so the doctors would declare him unfit.  He said it was better for others to serve and die instead of him because he said he’d have been killed, and he needed to rock!  And he also lied in writing to get a student deferment.  On his successful deferment application, he claimed he was a college student, and yet he was, instead, touring with his band, while other men his age were risking their lives–many giving life and limb–to fight in Vietnam.  Almost as disgusting, in his book, “Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto,” Nugent has the chutzpah to blame the reason he didn’t serve on his late father, a war veteran, and his teachers in school. Oh, and in the book, he advocates for a return to the draft . . . you know, the draft he dodged and which made exceptions for student deferment frauds like the one he perpetrated. He confirms that fraud in “Ted, White, and Blue,” writing that, during the war, he was not a student.

My American rock ‘n’ roll dream kept me in the world of killer music and on the road for 300 or more days a year.

Get it? Killer music. Wow, you’re so punny, Ted! I’m sure the ghosts of Vietnam vets appreciate the joke at their expense.

And “Uncle Ted” isn’t just your run-of-the-mill sleazebag con artist. He’s a child-molesting sicko, too.  He had the parents of his underaged girlfriend sign her over to him as her guardian so he could have sex with her. He was thirty at the time. Yes, the parents should have been locked up for child abuse and sex trafficking . . . and he should have met the same fate. Then, he had the teenager raise his kids while he stayed on the road to have sex with other groupies. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

The Abdul Arian story is the typical pan-terrorist Muslim grievance theater/litigation jihad.  Nineteen-year-old Abdul Arian fled Los Angeles police in his vehicle and then called 911, telling the dispatcher he had a gun, would use it on police, and that people would get hurt.  Oh, and he also mentioned a prior incident with law enforcement in which he was caught with explosives, when he was younger.  (Why was he not in prison for that?)  When he was finally stopped by police, he got out of his car and assumed a shooting stance, pointing his cellphone at police from a distance.  They shot him, and he’s deservedly dead.

HAMASCAIR’s Imam Omar Jubran Leads Jihad Against LAPD Over Death of Al-Thug Abdul Arian

Now, Muslims in Southern California–as they always do–are whining and have turned this into a religious war. The protest against the L.A.P.D. was led by Imam Omar Jubran, who is on the executive board of HAMASCAIR a/k/a CAIR, which the federal government said in a court filing is an unindicted HAMAS co-conspirator.  (Jubran looks like the double (plus a hand) of “Captain Hook” a/k/a Sheikh Abu Hamza, the pro-Al-Qaeda British imam who is being deported to the U.S. to face trial for Islamic terrorism.) And Abdul Arian’s family, including father Hamed Arian, is suing Los Angeles for $120 million dollars.  This is the same family that declined to listen to the tape of the 911 call made by their violent, threatening son.  I guess they don’t want to be confused by the facts.  And, clearly, they can’t get their facts straight.  The other day, when they held their protest, they whined that ninety bullets were shot at Abdul Arian.  Now, they’ve exaggerated it further, claiming it’s 120 rounds. 

But there is no way for them to know for sure.  Regardless, if you have a whole bunch of police officers on the other side, and this jerk points what they think is a gun at them (in the middle of the night darkness), after threatening to shoot them and mentioning explosives, even 120 rounds isn’t much, when you’re talking about eight police officers (15 bullets apiece).  He was a self-declared threat, and he needed to be taken out.  The world is better off without him.  Watch the video above for the whole story.  I think this reporter did a fairly balanced job in covering the story.

The family of a teenager gunned down by police on the 101 Freeway after a confrontation in which the unarmed 19-year-old claimed he had a gun has filed a $120 million claim against the city of Los Angeles. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Perhaps “Snowboarding With the Ghost of Bin Laden” or “Kim Young Snowboarder Un” are next.  Too late for “Adolf and Heinrich’s Excellent Third Reich Snowboarding Adventure.”

ESPN and snowboarder Hannah Teter want you to forget that Iran is the nation of Holocaust denial/Holocaust cartoon conferences, promises to nuke Israel off the planet, and Hezbollah founding/HAMAS financing.  So, instead of mentioning those for even an instant, they are pimping us on Iran as a snowboarding paradise.  Hey, ever try to snowboard in a hijab and thobe?  Thrilling.  Oh, and this Olympic Gold Medalist moron, Teter, is using it as an opportunity to attack America and criticize it as less morally acceptable than her new Farsi-encrusted comrades.

How far would you go for powder? Snowboarder Hannah Teter plans to travel to the Middle East next winter to shred northern Iran’s Alborz Mountains. It’s not a travel destination on many bucket lists, but Teter and Gabi Viteri hope to show people a side of Iran that’s not found in the headlines by way of a new film “Boarders Without Borders,” which is scheduled for a 2013 release. We caught up with Teter to find out more about it. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

I don’t know about you, but I’m sick and tired of hearing about the Titanic, all week long.  Did ya hear it sank?  Move on.  The only thing I learned from the Titanic is that it was a state of the art ship, designed by the “experts.”  And it sank.  And, yet, an amateur named Noah built his (albeit, with the guidance of G-d), and his floated, enduring not just an iceberg, but a worldwide tsunami of a flood.  Titanic mania is all the rage for those who haven’t a clue about actual history.  This–pop culture–is their version of “history,” because they can’t be bothered with the “boring” real thing by men of achievement in American history.

In fact, the sinking of the Titanic has become so elevated, so important, that in the Detroit-area, we had to endure the “Muslims were the real victims of the Titanic sinking” BS. Not kidding. A Shi’ite Muslim woman from the Detroit area wants you to know that her relatives Mustafa Nasr and Yousif Ahmed Wazli were the “real victims” of the Titanic–that they were shot at to be kept out of the lifeboats because they were third-class cabin passengers, a nice story about struggling against the evil infidel man, for which there ain’t a shred of evidence.  (I have news for them: a lot more Jews and Gentiles died from the sinking of the ship.) Yup, everything must have some Islamic connection to be of “value.”  They were probably the ones who started the “Jews sunk the Titanic” joke (iceberg, Goldberg–same thing; get it? bah-dum-bum-ch). Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Not exactly a great weekend in new releases at movie theaters.  But I liked one a lot.  I did not see “The Three Stooges” or “Bully,” as they were screened at the same time as “Lockout,” which I chose to see instead.

*  “Lockout“: I’m a big fan of Guy Pearce, the star of this movie, so I would have enjoyed this even if it were not a good movie (but it is).  No matter what he’s in, he’s always good, and his American accent is perfect, never belying his real-life Australian brogue.  In this movie, he’s also funny and gets to play the action hero.  And I liked the storyline in this, which is complete with the mockery of the liberal do-gooder daughter of a Democratic President.  If you like science fiction and action movies, as I do, this is for you.  It’s written by the usually excellent Luc Besson, of whom I’m also a fan. Some of the stunts weren’t believable, but they’re far more believable than what you’ll see in a James Bond movie. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Tonight, at sundown, the third part of Passover begins, and I’ll be away until Saturday Night.  But I’ve written my movie reviews and some other posts which will go up in my absence, as well as a few things that will still go up today.  In the meantime, I wanted to show you some nauseating photos of the extremist Muslims hosted by Sharona Shapiro, a Detroit-area Jewish woman who thinks it’s her duty to snuggle up to the biggest Jew-haters she can find and invite them to her Passover Seders.  As I told you at the beginning of the holiday, some Jews are still and will always be in slavery, the freedom from which we’re supposed to be celebrating on Passover. Below is a picture of Shapiro with Imam Mohammad Musa, an openly pro-HAMAS/Hezbollah imam, whom she hosted at her Passover Seder. Oh, and did I mention that he hates Jews? But, hey, anything to make him look “tolerant.”

Below is a picture of another guest at one of her Seders.  It’s apparently her friend, Dawud Walud a/k/a Delano Anthony Willis, Jr.,  who is executive director of HAMAS co-conspirator CAIR’s Michigan chapter.  In a speech, he said the Jews control the media.  And he openly supports HAMAS and Hezbollah. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

Whenever people tell me that the clash between the West and Islam is a “clash of civilizations,” I take issue with that, because it relies on an underlying false premise that theirs (Islam’s) is actually a civilization. Here’s yet more proof that it isn’t.

The Al-Thani Family, which rules Qatar and owns, funds, and operates Al-Jazeera, also funds a series of debates over resolutions, which are often enacted into law in Qatar. These debates, “The Doha Debates,” are organized and funded by the royal family’s Qatar Foundation. It recently held a debate on a resolution discouraging marriage between close family members, with the resolution:

This House believes marriage between close family members should be discouraged

And, because they could find few Arab Muslims advocating this view, the Qataris–in order to bolster the case against inbreeding– apparently waived their traditional apartheid banning Israeli Jews, by welcoming Professor Ohad Birk into the country. Birk heads the Genetics Institute at Soroka Medical Center and of the Kahn Genetics Research Center at the Ben Gurion University National Institute for Biotechnology in Israel’s Negev. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

In the ever-increasing efforts to denigrate men in America, feminize and emasculate them, and masculinize women, this has to be a new low:  a Newport News, Virginia rape crisis center is getting men–including a local sheriff–to wear women’s high-heeled shoes and walk a mile in them, claiming it will help stop violence against women.  Riiight. Just the opposite, morons. Didn’t these dumbasses ever see, “Dressed to Kill“? Ya think men in Muslim countries are engaging in this absurdity?

Newport News’ Center for Sexual Assault Survivors is hosting a stupid event, “Walk a Mile in Her Shoes,” getting weak men to walk a mile in high heels.  It’s beyond absurd.  The pictures are hilarious.  And the men are dopes, who clearly long ago checked their testicles at the door . . . permanently.  The event is being marketed as helping to stop rape, violence, and sexual assault.  But it won’t do that.  The exact opposite, in fact.  It doesn’t stop rape, violence, and assault when men degrade themselves at the encouragement of militant feminists.  It just makes America a more weak country, as we continue to embarrass men, weaken the American male, and move into a matriarchy. Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

When I told the truth about Mike Wallace, newly beatified “saint” of “journalism,” I was attacked by a number of morons–on both the left AND the right.  These idiots disputed that Mike Wallace was a biased fraud and a left-wing advocate parading as a journalist and parroting the Islamic terrorist point of view.  Apparently, Mike Wallace’s own statements–on video–that he liked Yasser Arafat, that Arafat was a good-looking guy, and that he had soulful eyes, weren’t enough to convince these fools. Now comes this statement from a former PLO employee, courtesy of As’ad AbuKhalil a/k/a “Angry Arab,” a lunatic pro-Palestinian Muslim atheist from Lebanon who is a college professor at California State University – Stanislaus.  AbuKhalil regularly prays for Israel’s death, and he’s presenting us with the real Mike Wallace:

Mike sent me this (I cite with his permission):  “As I have-mentioned to you, in the early seventies I was employed in the PLO’s New York office as an English-language news analyst and public speaker. I recall that whenever there was some important news in the Middle East that affected the Palestinians, Mike Wallace would call the office looking for comments or information from the director, Saadat Hasan. Saadat also called Wallace when he wanted to get something out to the media, since Wallace was one of the very few mainstream journalists who had any interest in the Palestinian side of an issue.” Read the rest of this entry »

By Debbie Schlussel

As many readers may know, in my previous life I was a sports agent and represented pro athletes in various sports from the NHL to Olympic individual sports.  In 1996, I was representing Olympic divers on Team USA, and I met and briefly got to know Mark Lenzi, the Olympic Gold Medal Diver who was the last American male diver to ever win a Gold Medal in a sport now dominated by the Chinese.  Sadly, he died yesterday, at the very young age of 43, concluding two weeks of hospitalization for low blood pressure.

In 1996, I represented U.S. Silver Medalist Scott Donie at the Atlanta Olympic Games.  That summer, I met Lenzi at the Team USA Olympic trials in Indianapolis.  He and my client were competing to be among the two finalists to represent Team USA in Atlanta.  A lot of people hated Mark because he wasn’t only cocky, but he could back it up with fantastic dives.  There was a great deal of professional jealousy of him among the divers. He’d won a Gold Medal and had retired, and now he was coming back to “take” a spot from an up-and-comer–that was the thinking from the haters.  But he was good at what he did, and he and my client were the final two and they made it to Atlanta (and I got my client a cool centerfold in Sports Illustrated).  He’d won a Gold Medal in the 1992 Barcelona Olympics, and my client won the Silver there.  And together, they went, again, to Atlanta, where Mark won a Bronze Medal.  And, yes, contrary to popular opinion that divers are gay–both of these guys were straight. Read the rest of this entry »