By Debbie Schlussel

Since apparently all of the 20 million illegal aliens within our borders have been apprehended and sent packing, and no one is trying to export or import night-vision goggles and Ak-47s for terrorists, Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents are, instead, keeping us safe by seizing ten websites that allegedly streamed illegal NFL, WWE, and UFC feeds online. Aren’t you glad to see the federal agents whose salaries you pay work on behalf of the Gulf State Muslim sheikhs who own a significant percentage of UFC? allahu FUBAR. Ditto for ICE.

ICE . . . Keepin’ the Homeland Safe From UFC Streaming & Superbowl T-Shirts

Even though ICE is Homeland Security’s largest law enforcement agency, the agency is clearly involved in something that has absolutely nothing to do with apprehending illegal aliens and/or enforcing customs laws. It’s something that should be the subject of a civil lawsuit and at best local police or the FBI, NOT agents from the Department of Homeland Security, with whose mission this has absolutely no connection.

And that’s the problem. As I’ve repeatedly noted, ICE is an agency without a concrete mission. The mission of investigating terrorists was long ago relinquished to the FBI. And as for immigration enforcement, Agents have been hamstrung by Janet Napoli-man-o from doing worksite enforcement raids on employers of illegal aliens. And agents told me they must fill out more than seven forms and get approval from ICE headquarters in Washington before they arrest a single illegal alien. And, per usual, ICE chief, John Moron Morton and the woman who really “runs” (into the ground) ICE, Suzie “Stripper Pole” Barr, want headlines. What better way to get headlines than stop something that has the sexy letters, “NFL,” in it right before Super Bowl Sunday?

Also, every year, as I note on this site, the ICE Trademark & Copyright Police–working on behalf of billionaire NFL owners (see also here), NOT you–swarm the site of the Super Bowl to harass poor vendors trying to make a buck with T-shirts and sweatshirts that say completely untrademarked stuff, like “Pittsburgh Football,” or “Green Bay Gridiron,” on them.

Feel safer? Me, neither. And here’s why . . .

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By Debbie Schlussel

I love to tell you about free stuff even when I cannot partake.  For my non-Jewish, non-kosher readers, you might get a free pizza with up to three free toppings (value: $10), if you register to join Papa John’s Pizza’s “My Papa Points.” It depends on whether or not the Super Bowl goes into overtime.  IF the Super Bowl goes into OT, Papa John’s is giving out coupons for the free pizza to everyone who registers prior to game day, Sunday.  And you could also win a $45 gift card to the pizza chain:

If the Packers-Steelers game goes into overtime this Sunday, Papa John’s International Inc. may be shelling out a lot of free pizzas.

The Louisville, Ky., chain has pledged to give away a large pie with up to three toppings (approximate retail value: $10) to any customer who registers in advance for its special overtime promotion.

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By Debbie Schlussel

For years, on this site and elsewhere, I’ve been an unfortunate observer of how America’s men are becoming chickified and and America’s women are becoming masculinized.  And now a new study shows this disturbing trend now dominates America.  Researchers studying over 5,000 men and women found that men–more than at any time before in America–are more interested in love, marriage and children;  and that women want more “independence” in their relationships and feel that “hooking up” and one-night stands aren’t just meaningless sexual encounters.  (Yeah, you keep telling yourself that, sluts.)

Girlie-Man Nation: The Transformation Is Complete

So, basically, it’s official.  We’ve become a nation in which men are women with a sperm supply.  And women are the new men with the inconvenience of a womb and periods.  It’s so sad.  And, as I’ve noted before, nations like this–matriarchies never last.  The dustbin of history is filled with all of them, all failures.  It’s not the kind of society that will beat the Islamic threat, but the kind of society that will sadly embrace it, as the void of masculinity for men continues and they yearn and find it elsewhere.

Findings show men are more interested in love, marriage and children than their peers in earlier times; women want more independence in their relationships than their mothers did; and hooking up and one-night stands aren’t necessarily meaningless sexual encounters.

The researchers say the nationally representative survey of more than 5,000 men and women is the largest and most comprehensive study of single adults to date. And it reveals a sea change in gender expectations.

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By Debbie Schlussel

. . . Pro Hockey Fight!  They ruined hockey when they took fights off the NHL ice.  This one is from tonight’s game between the New York Islanders’ Rick DiPietro and the Pittsburgh Penguins’ Brent Johnson. But it’s too short. It ended before it really started. More, Please! My NHL is, “He Shoots, He Scores . . . He Fights!”  Plus, what’s weird is that these guys are the goalies.  They’re  usually not the ones in fights, as goalies are different and usually the geeks on the team.

By Debbie Schlussel

Illegal alien and open borders advocates are trying to make you think the borders aren’t a problem because less illegal aliens allegedly were in Colorado, Florida, New York, and Virginia in 2010, due to the poor economy.  But the total number of illegal aliens–11.2 million, according to the estimate below (and 20 million plus according to those in the know)–remains the same. And–worse–the number of anchor babies born in the U.S. isn’t dropping.  It’s holding steady.  Not a good thing.  Can America really afford to support this many anchor babies, not to mention their ObamaCare?  And keep in mind these numbers are from the very liberal Pew Hispanic Center, meaning the numbers are probably a very conservative estimate.

Illegal Aliens Say, “Shukran,” and “Muchas Gracias” for Letting Their Babies Get US Citizenship

The number of illegal immigrants living in Colorado, Florida, New York and Virginia dropped in 2010, while the total number of 11.2 million immigrants in the country remained roughly the same as the year before, according to a report released Tuesday . . . .by the Pew Hispanic Center. . . .

Among the report’s other findings:

•350,000 babies were born in the U.S. in 2010 to at least one illegal immigrant parent, similar to the total for the previous year.

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By Debbie Schlussel

On this site, I’ve frequently referred to Europe as Madonnastan. After all, their love for Madonna–one of America’s worst exports (but for her support of Israel)–says it all about Europe. But, now, there’s something that says far more about Europe. . . or perhaps she inspired this, below. Regardless, the next time yet another moron lectures me about how sophisticated and advanced Europe is, I won’t just think of how Islam has basically taken over the Eurotrashcan. I’ll remember this disgusting video, too . . . another example of the high class mecca that is Europe. Yeah, we Americans should really be more like Europeans. That’s the ticket. Hey, who needs “Jeopardy” or “Wheel of Fortune,” when you can have this:

By Debbie Schlussel

It’s yet another example of “peacefulness” in the “Religion of Peace.” And as I always say when we hear of these many stories, remember this the next time Muslims lecture you on “Islamic modesty” .  .  . the same “Muslim modesty” that the hooker/stripper procuring 9/11 hijackers practiced, too. And this wasn’t just some “fringe” or irrelevant Muslim cleric. He was one of the top Muslim clerics in Britain, honored by British royalty and as the first full-time Muslim cleric in the British Prison Service. I’ll bet he took, um, “liberties” there, too. A leopard doesn’t change its spots. Nor does this member of the Islamic Man-Boy Love Association:

One of Britain’s most respected Muslim ministers was behind bars last night for raping a boy of 12 and abusing another.

Mohammed Hanif Khan – honoured by Princess Anne at Buckingham Palace for his work – preyed on the lads when they went to his mosque for religious lessons.

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By Debbie Schlussel

America looks like Charlie Sheen’s coffee table, right now.

–Jimmy Kimmel on the snowstorm.

America looks like a bunch of wimps and weaklings who can’t handle a little extra snow, right now.

–Debbie Schlussel on the snowstorm.

Is it just me . . . or is the hype and hysteria over and reaction to the snowstorm a little ridiculous?

This whole “impending weather disaster” thing has reinforced my belief that we truly are a nation of wimps and sheep who eagerly respond to whatever hype were served, without a second of critical thinking.

On Sunday, the cashier at a local Target asked me if I’m getting ready for the big snowstorm.

Me:  What snowstorm?  Oh, you mean the 12 inches that are supposed to fall Tuesday Night?  Nah.  What am I gonna do?  How do I “prepare” for being home and then going to sleep and waking up?  It’s a lot of hype over nothing.   We’ve had snow before.

The cashier looked at me like I’m nuts, like I’m supposed to be stocking up for some huge natural disaster like they have in the movies, in which power goes out forever, there is mass looting, and you need an AK-47 to protect yourself against the invading zombies and alien beings that have just landed.

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By Debbie Schlussel

Unless you’re working for Barack Obama’s federal government, you probably can’t drink alcohol at work. But when it comes to the feds, John Berry, Barack Obama’s Director of the Office of Personnel Management (the top recruitment guy in the Obama administration!), thinks it’s a good idea to “telecommute”–work from home–and drink a glass of wine while you’re at it? Can you do this at your job?

Obama’s Top Personnel Guy Applauds Drinking @ Work

Last week’s snowstorm offered lessons learned for the Office of Personnel Management as the Washington, D.C., region faces freezing ice and sleet on Tuesday, said OPM Director John Berry

On Monday afternoon, OPM announced that D.C. area feds have the option to take unscheduled leave or unscheduled telework. . . .

“I made the announcement at 11 in the morning and if you were telework-eligible you could’ve left at 11. I got a lot of thank you letters last week from people who did just that,” Berry said. “They watched the snowstorm out their window and enjoyed a glass of wine.”
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By Debbie Schlussel

Below is a picture of Mexican reporter Ines Sainz at today’s Superbowl Media Day, as posted by NFL Network reporter, Albert Breer.  Does she look like she’s there to “report” .  .  . or to be reported on?  You’ll recall that the NFL instituted some sort of anti-harassment policy or “sensitivity training” after some New York Jets players committed the “crime” of whistling at this attention whore who has her clothes painted on and knows exactly what she’s doing.  Jets owner Woody Johnson called to apologize to her–for what, I’m still not exactly sure.  This is the mainstream sports media today:  if you haven’t posed spread-eagle in Playboy–or look like you have–you’ll be behind camera, not in front of it.  And that’s fine.  That’s showbiz.  But just one question:  why did the NFL institute a course for male players on how not to whistle at a pretty woman obviously dressed like she wants to be undressed by them . . . and not a course for female sports reporters on how to dress when they don’t want to be whistled at? The day they stop whistling is when she’ll truly be upset.

Everyone knows that most of these women become sports “reporters” for one reason and one reason only:  to “date” (euphemism) the players.  It’s an organized way to be a groupie and get paid for it.  Is that really news to anyone?  And does anyone think Ines Sainz is an exception to this rule?  Please. She’s probably the most used piece of equipment in the NFL gym.