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. . . By Kanye West’s Mommy.
Donda West, the mother of the rapper who hates America, shares her advice on raising your kids in “Raising Kanye: Life Lessons From the Mother of a Hip-Hop Superstar.”
Here’s the Debbie’s Notes version:

Chapter One: Join the Black Panthers & Hate America
Chapter Two: Have Sex with a Black Panther Who Also Hates America, But Hates You More & Leaves You With a Kid to Raise
Chapter Three: Teach Kids at Chicago State University to Hate America

Chapter Four: Teach Your Kid to Hate America & Leave Your Job to Manage That Hatred Into a Lucrative Rap Career
Chapter Five: Teach Your Kid to Play The Race Card During Live Natural Disaster Telethons
Chapter Six: Laugh All the Way to the Bank That You Turned the Black Panther Hatred Into a Multi-Million $ Career That All Those Cracker Honkeys Are Buying

FYI, during a Baba Wawa interview, she said that in interviewing West, she learned that Kanye’s parents were Black Panthers who .
Gee, I’m sure the book will be very interesting.

Kanye West at Hurricaid telethon:
“George Bush Doesn’t Care About Black People.”

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You’ve heard of Alpha Males (the kind Al Gore tried to be but failed), Soccer Moms, NASCAR Dads, Security Moms.
Now meet the “.”
It’s supposed to mean:

educated, tech-savvy, Type A moms with a common goal: mommy excellence.

Uh-oh, Gloria Steinem, you’re out. But the woman who dreamed it up says it’s reserved for the woman who wants to be involved in her children’s lives but doesn’t want to give up her identity, which sounds like a feminist to me. It used to be a given that a mother “wants to be involved in her children’s lives,” and it wasn’t considered “giving up your identity” to do so.
This isn’t some new slogan dreamed up by Hillary Rodham Cankles or Barry Hussein Obama to get votes. It was dreamed up by a married artist who describes herself as an Alpha Mom. It was first embraced by Nintendo to expand its video game market beyond hard-core (read: male and younger) gamers.
Watch for the phrase to come up a lot in political discussions, in the next Presidential race. Personally, I’m tired of all these silly, vapid “lifestyle” labels used by marketers and political consultants.
Just one question: If they’re Alpha Moms, who are their husbands–Girlie-Dads? We need less Alpha Females and more Alpha Males.

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Schocker. Last night, David Hicks, Islamic terrorist, pleaded guilty to material support of a terrorist organization (Al-Qaeda).
As you know, I’ve been a/k/a Abu Muslim Al-Austraili a/k/a Mohammed Dawood–a former kangaroo skinner who converted to Islam–for some time now. He’s Australia’s version of John Walker Lindh and Adam Gadahn. And that’s why, last year, it was extremely annoying to hear that international terrorism expert (and aging pop star) .
Bono thinks it’s not a big deal that Hicks met with Bin Laden, attended terrorist training camps, and fought with the Taliban, directing explosives at U.S. soldiers in terrorist attacks. Frankly, that Hicks only pled guilty to one count of supporting Al-Qaeda, is not enough.

Bono Hearts Islamic Terrorist David Hicks
So, now, this terrorist killer, whom (where he implored the crowd to participate in anti-American chants), has pled guilty (and he had a lawyer, by the way).
What do you say now, Bono? Not a peep from Bono when Hicks was charged, earlier this month, and not a peep from him now. Unfortunately, he can say all he wants. Insane but true, this America hater with the stupid colored glasses prop, has the ear of the President he criticizes. . . .

Time to send Bono “Where the Streets Have No Name,” like the caves of Afghanistan. . . on a one-way ticket (and ).

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Actor Kal Penn–of “Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle” fame–has been getting a lot of attention this year–first for his and now for his starring role in “.”
Penn (real name: Kalpen Suresh Modi) is a talented actor, but when it comes to his politics, there are just two words needed: shut up.
In an interview with USA Weekend, he says of his role on “24”:

I hope it ticked people off enough that they’re going to write their senators and say we don’t believe that racial profiling will capture any terrorists.

He sounds like the stoner he played in “Harold & Kumar.” Maybe he wasn’t acting.

Kal Penn
Uh, actually Kal, in poll after poll, most Americans do believe in racial profiling. They know it works. If only our federal law enforcement would actually practice it, we’d get the job done.
Penn just finished filming the “Harold & Kumar 2“. And, unfortunately, he has extra time on his hands to teach courses on film at the prestigious University of Pennsylvania.
And you can bet he will be railing against profiling of Muslim terrorists (many of whom are Asian) in his courses–one of them is “Images of Asian Americans in Media.”
If you are a Penn student planning to take this course, remember to do the PC thing and regurgitate the left-wing BS against profiling. You’ll get an A. And don’t forget to praise “Harold & Kumar,” which the conceited Penn has also put on the course syllabus as “very educational” (riiiiight).
And don’t forget to write me with reports on the PC BS you’re “taught” by Kal Penn. I’ll post it. You’re paying for an Ivy League education, and instead, getting an ACLU education.
Academia, Entertainment, and the Media are the most important establishments controlled by leftists. Penn’s got 2 of the three covered.

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If and when Hillary Rodham Cankles is elected President, the April issue of Glamour notes the duties–normally assigned to the First Lady–that First Lady William Jefferson Clinton will have to oversee (the comments in parentheses are mine):
* Supervise the butlers and kitchen staff (especially if they’re hot, female, and wear thongs . . . just like Monica–well, at least she was female and wore thongs);
* Redecorate the Presidential living quarters (red crushed velvet, animal rugs, a vibrating bed, and Elvis’ fur pillow cases for the Lincoln bedroom sound like the Slick Willie-style decor);

“Hey Honey, Come & Taste My White House ‘Cookies.'”
* Announce his favorite recipe to the press (Hillary couldn’t bake cookies, but she claimed she made “a mean tossed salad;” Bill could make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, with a side of oysters for that libido-enhancement, or Viagra-frosted cupcakes);
* Entertain the wives of ambassadors at teas (especially if they’re hot and want a “tour” of the Lincoln Bedroom);
* Organize the annual White House Easter egg hunt (Cool, he gets to kiss them under the mistle-toe. Oops, wrong holiday. Damn, those girls are underage, but he could reserve them a White House “intern” slot for a few years from now; “When you turn 17, come see me, honey.”);
Well, it looks like First Lady Bill Clinton will have to stick to his more preferable day job as Chief Judge in the Hawaiian Tropic bikini contest.

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Republican political consultant Craig Shirley on a Newt Gingrich Presidential candidacy:

Among the 2008 GOP aspirants, he is probably the only one who knows the difference between Friedrich Hayek and Salma Hayek.

That’s true. I know Newt Gingrich, like his views, and I’d probably support him if he ran. But I don’t think he could ever win a race for the Presidency, for one reason–a reason which trumps his ability to distinguish between the famous Hayeks (one’s a famed free marketeer, the other a pregnant Latina actress):

Among the 2008 GOP aspirants, Newt Gingrich is the only one who now has more chins than he had marriages.

Newt Gingrich is Reaching William Howard Taft-esque Proportions
Sorry, but Newt has gotten too fat and slovenly-looking. And contemporary America will never elect a fat President, no matter how smart, charismatic, and articulate he is.
I mean, you don’t exactly want a guy with his finger on the button, who has his other fingers wrapped around a drumstick. Unless one is disabled, fat and slovenly equals lack of discipline, which can translate into other things (like laziness vis-a-vis principles and standing tough). Regardless, looks do matter in politics. Just ask President Kennedy and all of the women who elected him.
Please Newt, get a personal trainer, fast.
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FYI, the fattest U.S. President was William Howard Taft, at 352 pounds (and 6 feet tall), and kept getting stuck in the White House bathtub (to the point where an extra large bathtub had to be installed).
But that was well before the era of telegenics. He’d never be elected now. (Chubby chasers aren’t exactly an important or influential voting bloc.) And, in fact, he spawned a whole genre of President Taft fat jokes.

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Bravo to Britain for saying, “No Shizzle, Snoop Dogg.”
British authorities denied rapper/pimp/drug dealer Snoop Dogg a visa for a series of planned concerts. Last April, Snoop a/k/a Calvin Broadus and five others in his “posse” were arrested and spent the night in jail when they made a violent, loud scene after some of them were denied entry to British Airways’ first-class lounge at Heathrow Airport.
Dogg/Broadus was previously barred from entering Britain in May, and it doesn’t look like that will change anytime soon. Kudos to the Brits for sticking to their guns and saying no to this sleazebag, while he gets away with crime after crime over here in America.
Now, if only the Brits could have similar guts in denying entry to the far more dangerous Islamists they constantly welcome to their shores . . . .

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When rapper Eminem first came to national attention, several years ago, many in America were rightfully alarmed by his “songs” about gang-raping his sister for her 10th birthday and murdering and chopping up his wife Kim in front of their daughter.
But Marshall Mathers III (Eminem’s real name) and his representatives were constantly shouting from the treetops about the First Amendment and his “free speech” rights.
Well, now, the shoe is on the other foot. His twice ex-wife, Kim, has been talking to any and all who will listen–from ABC’s “20/20” to local radio stations in Detroit. She’s blabbed about everything from his penis size to his impotence to his drug abuse to his marital infidelities.

Eminem Hypocrisy: Free Speech for Him (with a Stripper). . .
But Not His Ex-Wife, Kim
So, imagine my surprise when I read this morning’s Detroit Newsistan to read that this champion of First Amendment free speech, Eminem, now can’t handle the exercise thereof by other parties. Yup, Mathers a/k/a Eminem is asking Michigan’s Macomb County Circuit Court to silence Kim Mathers from talking about him to the media.
He’s claiming that this speech is harmful to their daughter. As if Eminem’s rapping about the daughter helping him dump her mother’s body parts in a car trunk in a lake is any less traumatic. It isn’t.
This isn’t the first time Eminem has displayed his hypocrisy in a major way. As I’ve written, Mathers raps about “hos,” “bitches,” and gang-rape and poses with scantily-clad strippers. But he got into a . (Police were called.)
It’s time for someone to finally slap this hypocrite down. And I hope the Macomb County Circuit Court Judge hearing his motion to silence his ex-wife does the job.
The First Amendment doesn’t just apply to repulsive rappers. If Marshall Mathers III/Eminem wants to lecture America on the “virtues” of free speech, he must endure the exercise thereof by Kim Mathers.
Put up or shut up, Eminem. Karma is a bitch.

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Today’s Wall Street Journal has an interesting article, “Giuliani’s Private-Sector Burden,” which claims that Rudy’s past clients could come back to haunt him.
The only such “business interest” which is troubling is Citgo Petroleum Corp., which is among the clients of Bracewell & Giuliani, LLP, a firm he joined two years ago. The relationship with Citgo predated Giuliani’s arrival at the firm, and he never dealt with the oil company. Giuliani’s campaign released a statement to the Journal saying:

Mayor Giuliani believes Hugo Chavez is not a friend of the United States.

This doesn’t worry me. I think Giuliani knows the right side of foreign policy, which he’s proven time and again, .

I’m just worried Rudy’s opponents will use this against him. And they will. Just you wait.

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I will be on the nationally syndicated “Michael Reagan Show,” tonight at 7:20 p.m. Eastern Time (for a few minutes), discussing Charlie Sheen and NBA Billionaire Mark Cuban’s “Loose Change” 9/11 conspiracy theory movie (which is, unfortunately, in the works). Listen/Watch.
(For those who know I observe the Jewish Sabbath, this is before the Sabbath starts here in the Detroit area.)