February 1, 2007, - 3:24 pm

BimboLand: Not Exactly an Ideal Endorsement for Hillary

By Debbie Schlussel
The first ex-Donald Trump mistress, second ex-Mrs. Donald Trump, and gazillionth ex-Miss Hawaiian Tropic–Marla Maples–has endorsed Hillary Clinton and urged her friends to help the should have been ex-Bill Clinton in her Presidential Campaign.
From the New York Post/Page Six:

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Ex-Trump Mistress, Wife Marla Maples Endorses Hillary for Prez

MARLA Maples has discovered politics. The second Mrs. Donald Trump sent a mass e-mail to pals urging them to help Hillary Clinton’s presidential run. “Hello my sweet friends . . . I really have enjoyed the time I have spent with Hillary. She is very clear, very focused, and I feel we will at last have a voice and be received with a welcoming and open ear,” Maples gushes. The onetime Miss Hawaiian Tropic, now an adherent of kabbalah, closes her note with a weighty quote from Winston Churchill: “You make a living by what you get, but you make a life by what you give.”

And Hillary’s giving us a headache.
Somehow, I doubt the late Churchill is pleased to be quoted by this aging bimbo in support of an aging shrew’s plot to become leaderette of the free world and make it less free. After all, wasn’t Sir Winston the one who once replied, “If I were your husband I would drink it,” to the woman who said, “If I were your wife, I’d poison your drink”? (Not the exact words–I’m paraphrasing here.)
You can just hear someone–so many someones–saying the same to Hillary.

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If I Were Your Husband, I Would Drink It.”

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February 1, 2007, - 3:02 pm

Oy Gevalt: Guess Who’s Wearing a Jewish Star?

By Debbie Schlussel
With the number of Jews in the world shrinking (Judaism is not a proselytizing religion and intermarriage is at a rate of over 50%), it’s always welcome when people convert to the faith. With rising anti-Semitism, philo-Semites are also welcome, too. But I doubt any subscribers to either of those two concepts had in mind the latest wearer of the Star of David.
My question: Must we Jews claim this no-underwear-wearing, genitals-exposing, millionaire trash queen, soon-to-be ex-wife of hip-hop slacker Kevin Federline? I mean, we already have Roseanne and Ron Jeremy and that’s more embarrassment than any religion should have to suffer.
All of tabloid-dom is abuzz about this photo from X17Online.com. Apparently, Britney Spears is “dating” (euphemism) Jewish model Isaac Cohen. Thus, the Esther, er . . . Madonna act. Now, we have to find her a Hebrew name. I vote for “Zonah.”

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Not Kosher: Britney Goes From K-Fed to Matzoh & Manischewitz

And Brit may have a thing for Jewish guys. Radar Online reports that soon-to-be ex, Kevin Federline a/k/a Fed-Ex, may have Jewish blood on his father’s side and that Federlein (different spelling) is a Jewish last name. Must we claim him, too?!

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February 1, 2007, - 11:56 am

Just Curious: Who at the White House and NSA . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
. . . Bought fake college degrees from St. Regis University?
It’s not a new story (even high-ranking DHS employees used fake degrees also). But it’s in the news again.
I’m not opposed to people who never graduated from college holding important jobs if they have the smarts and experience necessary. We all know that drunken frat parties at college doesn’t infuse you with that.
But lying about your education is another thing. And fake degrees at the NSA? Come on.

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February 1, 2007, - 11:16 am

Tank’s Song: Even Gayle Sayers (& Jon Saraceno) Want Thug Out of Superbowl

By Debbie Schlussel
If you’re a sports fan, you’ve probably heard about thug, criminal, and Chicago Bear Terry “Tank” Johnson. You’ll see him on your screen if you’re like millions of Americans watching the Superbowl, Sunday.
Although he violated probation, Judge John Moran–a numbskull jurist who thinks football is more important than justice–allowed Johnson to leave Illinois to play in the Superbowl. Think that would happen for you or me? Think again. Even legendary former Bear Gayle Sayers thinks Johnson should be barred from playing in the Big Game. But Chicago Coach Lovie Smith doesn’t have the ethical sense to do so. As they say in the NFL, “Just win, baby.” (Raiders Owner Al Davis)

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Jon Saraceno Nicely Barbecues Tank Johnson

Bravo to my friend, Jon Saraceno, of USA Today, and–in my opinion–America’s best sports columnist. I don’t always agree with him, but he’s always a good read. Jon’s column on Tank Johnson says it all. If you didn’t think Johnson had a bad record off the field, this should change your mind. It reminds me of Jon’s columns on murderer Ray Lewis who also played in a Superbowl, not long after people were murdered with his help. Where Ray Lewis’ mantra in responding to the charges was “We be trippin’,” Johnson’s is, “It is what it is”:

MIAMI – It is what it is, Tank Johnson repeated. He was talking about his predicament, which really wasn’t so bad when you consider his best friend ended up in a morgue last month after defending the 6-3, 300-pound Chicago Bear in a seamy nightclub, two days after Johnson was arrested on weapons charges while on probation.
Until six weeks ago, the world Johnson, 24, occupied was one where guns and ammunition and young children and pit bulls and a man named Willie B. Posey co-existed under one dangerous roof.
Uncle Poe, Tank called him.
“He was a brother, a nanny, he was everything to me, man. Everything,” Johnson said.
And someone arrested on felony drug charges.
Johnson apparently considers himself a regular Cliff Huxtable. Tuesday, at Dolphin Stadium, he said, “I don’t like violence in this world. I can’t stand it. It’s glorified on TV so much, then music. I don’t like it.”
According to prosecutors, Johnson was in possession of three rifles, three handguns, and a cache of ammunition. Oh, and a trio of pit bulls. Protection in the ‘burbs, I guess.
“I pride myself in being a normal person,” said Johnson, arms splattered with ink, diamond-chunk earrings sparkling in the sun at Dolphin Stadium. “I just got caught up in the whole thing of being a normal guy.”
“My definition of normal – the way I got to where I am today, you’ll never know or understand. White America, or however you want to put it, it is what it is.
“I grew up different.”
He is right. We can only imagine.
“When you see me walking down the street, I don’t look like you, I don’t talk like you and I don’t walk like you. It’s easy to say, ‘He’s just like the (rest of them). There’s an opportunity to stereotype me right there. It’s just the way I am: I’m young, I’m black, I’ve got tattoos, I’ve got dreads.
“It is what it is.”
If he were truly a regular guy, he might be preparing to watch Sunday’s Super Bowl while under house arrest. But big Tank belongs to the most privileged, coddled group of union workers known in the history of America: professional athletes. Instead of playing up to the role of handsomely paid pro, which has responsibilities but rarely dire consequences, he played down.
“However much I want to be a normal person and do normal things, I’m not a normal person and I’ll never be a normal person, especially in a city like Chicago (which) holds special athletes to such a high standard,” he said. What a cop-out.
He is the father of 3- and 1-year-old daughters, but how was he ever going to understand the most basic of needs? He never had safety when he needed it, shuttled between homes, states, relatives and strangers until the eighth grade. He laughed off a query about whether a gang tried to set him ablaze.
“It is what it is. They were messing with my sister. Luckily, the match didn’t ignite, so I got up out of there.”
The police had been called to his house more than 30 times because of disturbances relating to the dogs and the discharging of firearms. Less than two days after the raid on Johnson’s house, Posey was murdered. Johnson was suspended by the Bears – for one paltry game.
Bring in the lawyers and the teammates.

The Bears’ reaction to Johnson’s trip – granted by a judge last week – was typified by linebacker Brian Urlacher: “My man, Tank, that’s great. He’s a big part of our team. You can see what we can do out on the field and we need him. We need him to win this thing.”
Hey, fans, it is what it is.

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Class Act: Gayle Sayers, Then & Now

Gale Sayers is right. Tank Johnson doesn’t belong here. He had his chance. The Bears and Lovie Smith should be embarrassed. So should the NFL. Johnson should be chagrined, but there he was Monday night walking down Ocean Avenue wearing an oversized “99” bling-bling chain. . . .

Amen, Jon. And shame on Tank Johnson for trying to turn this into a race thing that “White America” will “never understand.” Sorry, but there are plenty of Black Americans who don’t live like or understand this, and resent being tarred by Tank Johnson with the Tank Johnson brush.
Gayle Sayers is right. And so is Jon Saraceno.
Tank Johnson–A great reason why I support the right to bear arms, but not the right to arm Bears . . . especially if they’re like him.

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February 1, 2007, - 10:13 am

Man Who “Dated” (Euphemism) NBC’s Campbell Brown is New Saudi Ambassador

By Debbie Schlussel
Saudi Arabia, yesterday, appointed Adel Al-Jubeir–the country’s cold-hearted former press flack and eternal BS artist–to be the country’s U.S. Ambassador.
As I’ve noted on this site many times, Al-Jubeir “dated” (euphemism) NBC News correspondent and “Weekend Today” host Campbell Brown for a long time, a total conflict of interest. It affected her coverage of Saudi topics in the news, such as the 2002 visit of then-Crown Prince (now King) Abdullah to the Bush ranch in Crawford, Texas.

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New Saudi Ambassador Adel Al-Jubeir “Dated” NBC’s Ditzy Campbell Brown

At the time, the U.S. acquiesced to Abdullah’s insistence on no women in the Air Traffic Control Tower or on the tarmac at the Waco Airport. Brown conveniently did not memntion this, but instead delivered a gushing story on Abdullah. Very pleasing to her then-boyfriend, Al-Jubeir, I’m sure. Ditto for her friendly interviews with HAMAS leaders, recipients of a lot of cold, hard Saudi cash.
For those who are not familiar with Al-Jubeir, he went to high school part of the time in Texas and was most prominently seen defending Saudi Arabia everywhere in the media after 9/11. His appearance on “60 Minutes” defending the Saudi’s holding hostage of the American children of Patricia Roush, was a most cold-hearted one.
Look for more of that with Al-Jubeir’s performance as Saudi Ambassador. The man has no emotion or sense of the importance of empathy and compassion for Americans whose children are kidnapped by Saudi nationals and others whose family members were murdered by 15 Saudi hijackers on 9/11.

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January 31, 2007, - 10:34 am

LIVE From New York: Me on CNN Tonight

By Debbie Schlussel
I’ll be on CNN’s “Paula Zahn Now,” tonight at 8:00 p.m. Eastern, for the whole hour. Along with Stephen A. Smith and another panelist, we’ll be discussing these topics and more:
* 2 Black Coaches in the Superbowl;
* Why do Americans not want atheists for Prez?;
* Would you elect a fat Prez (candidate Mike Huckabee got thin)?

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January 31, 2007, - 10:19 am

Memo: Homeland Security Ranks Lowest in Morale, Management, Etc.

By Debbie Schlussel
Why am I not surprised? If you think Bush’s approval ratings are bad, check out the numbers at Homeland Security. It’s a new concept: a nadir that knows no bottom.
The Department of Homeland Security ranks 35 or 36 out of 36 agencies in a number of categories: job satisfaction, morale, leadership, management, talent, performance, knowledge of/plans for what the agency actually does, etc. It’s very scary, since the agency is supposed to be our “first line of defense” in protecting the Homeland (a myth we’ve debunked on this site over and over).
Yesterday, the other Michael Jackson (no, not the bizarro pop star who just converted to Islam), Deputy Secretary of DHS, sent out the memo confirming the devastating numbers. I post it the fertilizer-encrusted missive, here:

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Michael Jackson, Deputy DHS Secretary or Michael Jackson, Bizarre Muslim Pop Singer: Hard to Tell Which One is Running Homeland Security

January 30, 2007
MEMORANDUM FOR ALL DHS EMPLOYEES
FROM: MICHAEL P. JACKSON
SUBJECT: Federal Human Capital Survey Results

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The Office of Personnel Management (OPM) surveyed federal employees last summer about various measures of job satisfaction and agency performance, and the results will be released today. Over 10,400 DHS employees responded and, candidly, what you said shows that DHS is not where any of us wants to be.
The survey results will be posted on the OPM website (www.opm.gov) and our own DHS intranet, and I encourage you to review them in detail. In brief, of 36 peer federal agencies surveyed, DHS ranks as follows:
36th on the job satisfaction index
35th on the leadership and knowledge management index
36th on the results-oriented performance culture index
33rd on the talent management index

These results deliver a clear and jolting message from managers and line employees alike. On whole, it is not significantly changed since OPM’s 2004 employee survey. Secretary Chertoff and I discussed these results with concern.
Initial details indicate that we get low marks in basic supervision, management and leadership. Some examples are:
Promotion and pay increase based on merit
Dealing with poor performance
Rewarding creativity and innovation
Leadership generating high levels of motivation in the workforce
Recognition for doing a good job
Lack of satisfaction with various component policies and procedures
Lack of information about what is going on with the organization

I am writing to assure you that, starting at the top, the leadership team across DHS is committed to address the underlying reasons for DHS employee dissatisfaction and suggestions for improvement.
Standing up this new and vital Department is clearly not a walk in the park, but our employees bring a passion for this mission, great professionalism and outstanding performance every single day. DHS employees have shouldered the weight of long hours, complex integration assignments, multiple reorganizations, and no small amount of criticism. In some cases you’ve had to wait too long for tools you need to succeed.
These are not excuses to rationalize where we stand, rather an acknowledgement on my part of how much our team is doing. And there are good news items in the survey for DHS. As chief operating officer of DHS, I commit to improve results. We will need your help.
Several months ago, the Secretary asked the Homeland Security Advisory Council to study and suggest a strategy for creating a stronger common culture. This month, drawing on the experience of top executives in the private sector, the Council has delivered a set of recommendations for promoting a culture of excellence in DHS.
In the days ahead, our Under Secretary for Management, Paul Schneider, will join the Secretary and me in evaluating carefully the details of the OPM survey and the HSAC report. Our first steps will be to analyze thoroughly the survey data, including specific attention to those government organizations that are recognized for their high performance in these areas, and determine the specific steps to improvement. This process will include the leadership team in each operating component and every headquarters unit to discuss details of the survey with our workforce. We will do so with a sense of urgency and seriousness.
Strengthening core management is one of the Secretary’s highest priorities and the key elements are effective communications and proper recognition of our workforce. You deserve nothing less. We will build on some good work that has already been done to chart a path forward on these issues. We will then go where you point us, to improve job satisfaction for the DHS team.
Along the way, I will continue to ask for your help and guidance. Thanks in advance for that assistance, and thanks for what you are doing each day for DHS.

Well past time to fix this sinking ship. America’s borders and national security depend on it.

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January 30, 2007, - 11:53 am

“Religion of Peace”: Muslim Indicted, Another Guilty for Death Threats Against Schlussel

By Debbie Schlussel
As readers of this site know, among the vast pinata of hate-mail I get, I have received death threats from four diverse members of the “Religion of Peace,” threatening to murder me and my family members, after raping and torturing me. And I take them very seriously.
Last week, one of them–Robert Mustaq John–pled guilty in the U.S. District for the Eastern District of New York, and the previous week, another–Wasil Burki–was indicted in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan. I’ve posted the court documents associated with both, herein, as well as a reposting of their death threats.

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— Wasil Burki wasilburki@yahoo.com wrote:
Date: Thu, 27 Oct 2005 00:06:05 -0700 (PDT)
From: Wasil Burki wasilburki@yahoo.com
To: dschlussel@yahoo.com
You fucking jewish whore I feel like firing up one of those old gas chambers and just burning up your fucking bigot pussy! I am coming for you bitch and I am gonna fuck you GOOD. You fucking cunt! Move to fucking Isreal and leave us in peace you god damn bitch.
You all fucking jews deserve each other, fucking cunt.

Unfortunately, with John, he was allowed to plead to a misdemeanor, even though his crime was a felony. And we’ll see what the judge metes out in terms of a sentence. I’d like to see jail-time. If his victim were a Muslim, that would be guaranteed. Will this guilty plea affect Mr. John’s immigration status, as he seeks to become a U.S. citizen? If it had been a felony, I’m told it would have for sure. This is not the kind of guy who should be in our country, let alone get citizenship. With Burki, since he is not believed to be in America, if he ever comes back, he’s supposed to be arrested and stand trial. We’ll see.
It’s important to note that justice for me did not come nearly as easily as it comes for American Muslims who get action from the FBI and the U.S. Department of Justice, upon the whine about a hangnail. Mr. John sent his death threat to me almost 3.5 years ago. And I am only now finally getting justice, after going through a lot of baloney. I also believe that were it not for my having a loud and influential voice on this site and elsewhere in the media, nothing would have happened at all.
I compare this to the lightning speed that FBI agents and Justice Department lawyers moved in indicting and convicting two New York men who sent largely benign, anti-Muslim e-mails to extremist, hate-mongering Imam Hassan Qazwini, on the weekend of Nicholas Berg’s televised beheading. Within a month of their e-mails, FBI agents raided both men’s homes, and they were indicted shortly thereafter. Unlike my cases, they were not given plea deals. One of the men, Michael Bratisax, is a quadriplegic veteran in a wheelchair. (As I’ve written, the USDOJ has a special affirmative action prosecution program for Muslim “victims”–you and I aren’t equal to them in “Justice”‘s eyes.)
Neither of these two men–John or Burki–ever got FBI raids at 6:00 a.m. as the wheelchair-bound Bratisax did. 3.5 years ago, when I complained to the FBI immediately after seeing Robert Mustaq John’s threat accompanied by Daniel Pearl photos in mid-beheading, I received a call from FBI Special Agent John Oullet, the Bureau’s own Inspector Clouseau. That he was assigned my case, I later learned, was illustrative of the FBI not taking my case seriously. The case should have been assigned to the FBI’s civil rights agents in Detroit. It was, instead, sent to Ouellet, a lackluster agent in a satellite office.
Agent Ouellet told me that I remind him of his daughter who was in a University of Michigan sorority and who hated the Jewish sororities (for the record, I’ve never been in one). He elaborated on “the Jews” at Michigan. If I were Muslim, that conversation never would have taken place. Agent Ouellet went on to do nothing. After 6 months of him not investigating the case, he informed me that he gets death threats every day and I should just deal with it, hanging up on me. I guess he was just too busy writing his book about “right-wing” Michigan militias to actually investigate this death threat I took very seriously.
I complained to Agent Ouellet’s supervisor, Bill Edwards. Agent Edwards was not much more help. He first told me that the e-mailer was a woman, that FBI agents in Brooklyn had “her” driver’s license and located her. Eventually, “she” was a he, and in fact agents really hadn’t seen the driver’s license or done any work on the case until that point. Then, Agent Edwards called and told me that Robert Mustaq John “didn’t really mean it,” promised not to harm me, and could I just drop this and move on.
He told me that it would be too hard, costly, and unfair to have John have to come here (to Detroit) from New York to face charges and be arraigned (didn’t seem to be a problem for the New York-based defendants in Imam Qazwini’s case, even though one was a wheelchair-bound quadriplegic). He said that Federal Marshals would have to be paid to accompany John to Detroit–a complete lie.
Agent Edwards also told me the case was being overseen by Assistant U.S. Attorney Sheldon Light. To date, I’ve never spoken with Light because he never returned a single phone call (he was too busy prosecuting the men who e-mailed Imam Qazwini). He transferred the case to Brooklyn, where it would languish for over three years, and that was the point.
I since learned that U.S. Attorney Stephen Murphy III a/k/a “Abu Porno” personally opposed prosecuting any death threats involving me and recused himself and his entire office from the cases for two reasons: 1) He didn’t like what I wrote about him and his strange “liaisons” with the most extremist members of Detroit’s Islamic community, including a “former” terrorist; and 2) it would get in the way of his office’s relations with Muslims to actually prosecute them for hate crimes. He didn’t want to relinquish his role as the Fed’s chief Pander Bear to Islamists in town. Incredible.
President Bush nominated Murphy to the U.S. Court of Appeals in the last session of Congress, but that nomination expired. Hopefully, Bush will have the good sense not to repeat that mistaken nomination.
Fortunately for me, when I got a death threat from a second Muslim, Burki, a hard-working, skilled, dedicated FBI civil rights agent in Detroit, Mike Glennon (and his partner, Mike FitzGerald), got assigned my case. He managed to get the case of Mr. John back, too, and investigated and pursued both. I was tough on him, frustrated by FBI stonewalling of the past, but he handled it with aplomb and professionalism and also investigated two more death threats (see below).
But it doesn’t end there. Because U.S. Attorney Stephen Murphy refused to prosecute Muslims who sent death threats, the U.S. Department of Justice had to send civil rights attorneys from Washington, at taxpayer expense, to Detroit to handle my cases every step of the way–whatta waste! First, last February, an attorney named Lisa Krigsten met with me and assured me a federal grand jury would be convened immediately and justice would be served.
No such luck. Eight months later, she hadn’t returned a single phone call from me. But she had FBI agents call me and ask me about my attendance at public meetings, whether I asked questions and whether I had a tape recorder. Apparently, those are now crimes in America, worthy of death threats by Muslims in the USDOJ’s view.
After that, finally, late this summer, my cases were taken over by Justice Department civil rights lawyer Jeffrey Blumberg. A bright, skilled attorney, this is a guy who is on top of things. It’s because of Agent Glennon’s (and FitzGerald’s) and Blumberg’s hard work, that I finally got justice against two of the four death threat senders. If you’re not an aggrieved Muslim in America, you have to kiss a lot of frogs to finally find princes in the FBI and the USDOJ. If you ever get death threats or civil rights violations committed against you, hope you get guys like these three on your case. Many thanks to them.
It should be noted that so-called “leaders” in the Detroit Jewish community and a Detroit Jewish newspaper refused to lift a finger on these death threats. They refused to condemn and/or report on them, and failed to demand that the Muslim community condemn them. These little inconvenient death threats might get in the way of their pandering “relations” to those who openly hate us.
Here is information about those who’ve sent me those threats, including Messrs. John and Burki. I think you’ll find their “diversity” very interesting and enlightening about the problems we face in extremist Muslims flooding into our country, unchecked. Converts, aliens seeking citizenship, aliens here on special talent visas doing things Americans have the talent to do, etc.:
* Robert Mustaq John: an alien resident of Brooklyn New York and Muslim convert from Jamaica who is seeking to become a U.S. citizen;
* Wasil Burki: a Pakistani Muslim who lived in the U.S. on an HB-1 Visa while working for Sun Microsystems and is now believed to be back in Pakistan (he has family living here, who I’m sure are as extremist as he is);
* Lola Elzein: a hip-hop (yes, being into hip-hop doesn’t preclude you from being extreme), Hezbollah-supporting Lebanese Shi’ite Muslim from Dearbornistan Heights and University of Michigan-Dearbornistan student, who is a member of U of M-D student government and was an officer of the Arab American Political Action Committee (Read her multiple rape, torture, and death threats against me, my parents, and grandparents, coupled with Holocaust denial); and

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Lola Elzein: Hip-Hop Muslim Threatened My, Parents’, Grandparents’ Lives

* Mohammad Fouad Abdallah: a Lebanese Shi’ite Muslim supporter of Hezbollah living in Dearbornistan. Read his rape and homicide bombing threats.
Two down, two to go. Hopefully, justice is in the pipeline for Elzein and Abdallah. I’d recommend they plead guilty now or become convicted felons later.
Sometimes you can get justice in America. But if you’re not Muslim, it’s slow and less likely–unless you have a loud voice and some level of influence.
Not a good omen for America’s future.
Robert Mustaq John Federal Guilty Plea Documents:
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Wasil Burki Federal Indictment:
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January 30, 2007, - 9:46 am

Absurd in Arabia: Don’t Challenge the “Seven Wonders” While in Egypt

By Debbie Schlussel
Well, no-one accused Egypt of being a democracy. It is anything but that. Still, the recent reaction by the Egyptians to a silly global contest by a Swiss adventurer is telling.
According to Associated Press, Bernard Weber, the “adventurer,” is holding an international contest to name the “new” seven wonders of the world (he calls it “N7W”). It’s a promotional contest designed to get people interested in international culture and history–and to promote Weber.

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Adventurer Bernard Weber With Soon-to-Be Beheaded Egyptians

But, as you probably know, Egypt’s ancient Pyramids of Giza (which weren’t even built by the Arab peoples now occupying Egypt), are on the original “Seven Wonders of the World” list. And the very sensitive Egypt takes offense at this contest. They’re afraid the Pyramids can’t withstand the new test, apparently. And they’re mad that the Pyramids are lumped in with the Statue of Liberty as finalists in this meaningless contest.
So, when Bernard Weber visited Egypt, this month, to hold a news conference about it, he was silenced. The Egyptian police shut it down. I guess he should be happy he wasn’t beheaded.
But it’s yet another illustration of how freedom to utter even the most unimportant things is shut down by Arab Muslim countries, whose delicate sensibilities can’t even withstand an amusing and irrelevant contest and press briefing about it. Everywhere else he went, Weber was welcomed by countries who were happy to draw more attention to their tourist sites, even if Weber’s contest calls them into question as wonders. But not in Egypt, where they very clearly don’t have a sense of humor . . . or civil rights.
Be happy you’re in America, where we have inane contests and promotions every single day. And, even though it’s dumb and insulting, no-one in America is trying to shut down the Kevin Federline Superbowl ad.

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January 29, 2007, - 3:28 pm

I’ll Be Amazed by These “Incredible” Events When . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
. . . They Happen in Arab Muslim Countries. The whole world is gushing about a couple of things that aren’t so amazing when you consider their contexts:
* Saudi Princess Lolwah Al-Faisal told the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland that if given the chance to change something in her country,

First thing, I’d let women drive.


Big deal. When she says that in public on Saudi soil to Saudi King Abdullah instead of to a group of rich, non-Muslim, liberal elitists, then I’ll be encouraged. When she denounces the Palestinian terrorism that she and her family are funding, then I’ll be impressed. When she calls for Jewish women AND Jewish men to be allowed drive–and even live–in Saudi Arabia, then I’ll be surprised. Until then, this is nothing–barely the “rare” and “direct challenge” the media is claiming.

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Much Ado About Nothing:

Saudi Princess Lolwah Al-Faisal, Israeli Cabinet Minister Raleb Majadele

* Israel has its first Muslim cabinet minister, Raleb Majadele.
Another no big deal. Israeli Muslims/Arabs have voted from the beginning and, despite what the Mainstream Media reports, are a part of every day life in Israel–as star athletes, professionals, business owners, etc. Muslims and Arabs now occupy ten percent of the Knesset, Israel’s parliament. Several of those MKs (Members of Knesset) have called on homicide bombers to continue to attacking Jews in Israel. But they are still Members of Knesset, and no-one’s called for their removal.
A big deal will be the day when Jews can be citizens, vote, own weapons, and even exist out in the open in any Arabian Gulf state, like, say, Saudi Arabia, or Kuwait. You’ll never see Jewish members of their phony Parliaments (there was a Jewish member of the Moroccan Parliament). You won’t see Jewish ministers in the Kuwaiti fake cabinet.
These countries won’t even let Jews in, and certainly not those with an Israeli passport. The few Arab Muslim countries that still have a scant few Jews left which they didn’t already kick out are millionth-class citizens, treated worse than insects. And try being a Palestinian in any of those countries. They’re treated pretty badly by their Arab Muslim brethren abroad, and treated better in Israel than in any country outside the Western world.
That Israel made Majadele a minister in the Israeli cabinet is not news. The day when someone named Shlomo or Shaul or Yitzchak becomes a minister of the Qatari or UAE governments, then we can be impressed. And, even then, it probably won’t be exciting because the Jew will probably be someone like the Holocaust denying Neturei Karta rabbis who kissed Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
Until these things happen, I’m not in the least amazed by these non-events. And I doubt anything will happen to change that condition ever.

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