May 16, 2007, - 1:17 pm

Drunken Crybaby Hasselhoff Makes Fun of Prez Bush

By Debbie Schlussel
What do you do when a video swirls around the world of you drunk off your rocker, trying to eat a burger, and you insisted your young daughter make the video?
Well, if you’re Cheesy-in-Chief “Baywatch” star David Hasselhoff you make a cameo in some anti-Bush comedian’s Vegas act and join in. It’s bad enough that, last year, Hasselhoff repeatedly blamed his crying at the “American Idol” finale on President Bush and the Iraq War. Then, last week, while the Hasselhoff drunken burger video was top news, that’s exactly what “The Hoff” did. Now this. Here’s the scoop from reader Greg, who was visiting from Canada:

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Hey Debbie. Your favorite Cheeseman, The CheeseHoff himself showed up at comedian (he wasn’t very funny, frankly) Gordie Brown’s show at the Venetian, in Las Vegas, on Tuesday night. Our favorite actor/singer/cry baby and Bush-hater cheered wildly every time Gordie did his imitation of GWB, which was disturbingly frequent, and a pervasive theme throughout his 90 minute set. Gordie took every opportunity to mock Republicans and bash GWB, and, at the end of the show, introduced his “great friend and great man” David Hasselhoff, to the audience, bestowing praise upon him, as if he was some form a maligned victim of the social media. I had a hard time holding down my own cheese from dinner as “The Hoff” blew adoring kisses to the audience, while holding his arm around a young lady that I really, really hope was just his daughter.
Frankly, I wish both of their respective careers melted and drained to the floor like so much microwaved Velveeta!
Love ya.
Greg

Hmmm . . . Is this really a guy who is in a position to make fun of the President?
To remind you, aside from a myriad of cheesy singing videos he made for German fans, don’t forget his drunken burger eating and crying episodes:




Who should be making fun of whom?

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9 Responses

OY GEVALT!!!
Steering clear of the ONLY REPUBLICAN to make sense since Eisenhower???WTF!!!!
Too bad one of your homies, or readers, now got Ron Paul in his sights instead of Hillary.

EminemsRevenge on May 16, 2007 at 1:49 pm

Leftism is a refuge for the ignorant and the mentally disturbed. Hopefully this drunken, washed up Nutrider cretin will choke on the next hamburger and drown in his own Lieberal vomit. Other than that, I wish him well.

FreethinkerNY on May 16, 2007 at 3:00 pm

As a Knight Rider fan, I’m gonna go with the assumption that he was drunk and saying all this about Bush. Even if he wasn’t…well…WHO DOESN’T MAKE FUN OF BUSH THESE DAYS?? Even Michael Savage does it from time to time in his case, for all the right reasons.
So debbie, I think you should relax a little and realize that making fun of George Bush is no longer a suprising thing…it’s more expected these days.

Squirrel3D on May 16, 2007 at 3:17 pm

A Knight Rider fan giving advice? Now THAT is funny!
What next, Trekkies giving dating advice?

Jeff_W on May 16, 2007 at 3:26 pm

Not that I want to be in the position of defending “The Hoff”, but to be fair, nowhere in that secondhand account is there any mention of Hasselhoff making fun of Dubya.

Hourman on May 16, 2007 at 4:41 pm

OMG, @ 2:00 left in the vid he says, “F*ck you” to his daughter.
Anyone’s private sins should be left private. Airing this stuff indeed proves that he’s got a *lot* of character flaws that are a harm to himself and to at least one person who’s also a minor in his care.
The value of sending such footage is that it helps level the (dis)playing field: I mean, Foley attributed his indecent actions vis-a-vis homosexuality to alcoholism – Will Hasselhoff attribute his to homosexuality?

Jeremiah on May 16, 2007 at 6:16 pm

Thanks to “the Hoff” I may never eat Windy’s again. Dave Thomas is probably spinning in his grave.

Southernops on May 16, 2007 at 6:21 pm

…ooops…I think I meant Wendy’s…hell, after that video, I may just swear off food all together ;)

Southernops on May 16, 2007 at 6:23 pm

Alcoholism affects everyone related to the drunk. He was with his 17 year old daughter shortly before her birthday, and she tried to record his stupor to shame him. Good for her. She loves and cares for her father enough to try to get him to stop his drinking.
The tradgity is, a drunk can’t stop drinking until he has had enough to drink. There are only three outcomes for a drunkard, death, insanity, or recovery. The vast majority die from their addiction.
My heart goes out to his poor daughters. He is reported to have a personal worth of $100,000,000. “For what is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world and lose his own soul?”

Dr.Dale on May 16, 2007 at 11:06 pm

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