February 4, 2010, - 10:43 am
“Death to America” From SpaceWorm: Iran Space Program Enters 19th Century; Testing Nukes Rocket (Funny VIDEO)
Ah, the molasses-like “advancement” of the Islamic world.
Kavoshgar 3: Apparent Iranian Nukes Test
Yesterday, Iran launched its Kavoshgar-3 (Explorer 3) rocket into space, and, quietly, the West is watching, because there are legitimate fears that Iran is using its back-ass-wards space program to help it develop nuclear weapons. Don’t put it past ‘em. The only thing Iran is telling us: that there were several animals on the flight–a rodent, two turtles, and several worms. (No word on whether the rodent’s name is Ahmadinejad). But Western leaders fear that the animals story is just cover for the real purpose of the rocket launch: testing it for the purpose of launching and sending nuclear warheads to their intended target (us or Israel). Barack Obama may not be paying much attention (his people called the K-3 launch, a “provocative act,” which is the same BS adjective Bush used to use about Iran’s tests), but France is. More on that below.
But, first, here’s a scene from inside the Kavoshgar-3, including “Death to America” from Iran’s space-worm.
France expresses “deep concern” after the shooting Wednesday by Iran of a space rocket Kavoshgar-3, for “space launch and ballistic missile using common technologies,” said Foreign Ministry.
“We received with great concern the Iranian announcements that Iran has conducted a new missile test,” said Ministry spokesman Bernard Valero, during a press briefing.
“The space and ballistic missiles launchers use a common technology. In the framework of space programs, states should not contribute to the proliferation of ballistic missiles that could serve as vectors of weapons of mass destruction,” he said.
The Iranian state television said Wednesday that Tehran had “successfully tested the space rocket Kavoshgar-3, manufactured locally. The rocket carried an experimental capsule containing live animals, including rats, turtles and worms, the source said.
“This announcement can only reinforce the concerns of the international community while Iran develops a parallel nuclear program, without identifiable civilian target, in violation of five resolutions of the Security Council of the United Nations,” said Bernard Valero.
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