February 25, 2010, - 11:36 am

Whole Lotta Woman: An “Argument Against” Bariatric Surgery?

By Debbie Schlussel

Please no hate-mail over this because 1) I didn’t tell this humongazon to pose with her gut hanging out and cause you to spurt out your coffee;  and 2) I can’t help that she’s Black and appears in a stereotypical pose and get-up–I guarantee you there are plenty o’ fat White chicks who look just like this. . . and whose blubber would just as easily stop bullets. Just sayin’.

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Large & In Charge . . . of Bullets?

Samantha Lynn Frazier wanted to lose weight. But the extra pounds do not bother her now.

My love handles saved my life,” she said Monday, two days after she was shot inside an Atlantic City bar.

The Florida woman’s family had treated her to a trip to Atlantic City. But the gift to come visit her relatives and stay at a casino was ruined shortly after it began. . . .

As they walked toward the bar from the Boardwalk, Frazier heard a pop, then another. She tried to duck inside the bar with Moore.

That’s when the pain hit.

“Something bit me,” she said, putting a hand to her left side. “I moved my hand, and it was full of blood.”

“I’ve been shot,” Frazier said just before passing out. . . .

The shooter is described as a 5-foot-5-inch male weighing about 200 pounds.

Wait a sec’. Couldn’t she just sit on him?

Frazier said she is trying to keep moving around so she does not get stiff or depressed. Her family is helping, including her young cousins, who she said tend to her, trying to help her get up or down. . . .

“I’m going to be 36 in July,” she said. “Thank God, I’m going to be 36. I could have been dead. They said my love handles saved my life.”

“I’d been hollering how I want to lose weight,” she added. “I don’t want to lose weight anymore. I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”

Glad she wasn’t seriously hurt or killed.  But the lesson here ain’t, “being morbidly obese can save your life.” This is that one exception to the rule. Being this fat can kill ya.

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26 Responses

I dont think she would have even been hit by that bullet if she were not so wide.

Your “love-handles” are not 3 feet away from your spinal column unless you are morbidly obese and trying to kill yourself from diabetes/heart disease.

But I guess her glass is “half-full”. Good for her. Positive attitude to the grave.

HobokenSandwich on February 25, 2010 at 11:55 am

Debbie lets talk linguistics here. Wikipedia suggests that “love handles”: Nicknamed love handles because these areas of excess skin around the waist can be held on to by the lover during coitus, somewhat like reins for a horse.
She said her love handles saved her life. Let’s think about this “love handles”. It begs the notion that love was made to her and someone held onto to those handles. AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

CaliforniaScreaming on February 25, 2010 at 12:18 pm

    Dammit CaliforniaScreaming, why did you have to put that image in my mind first thing in the morning?

    Anyway, it looks like our troops have another option for body armor!

    Jarhead on February 25, 2010 at 12:31 pm

      Just have her walk ahead of you.

      Worry01 on February 25, 2010 at 11:23 pm

“saved your life”, wrong, they greatly increase your chances of an early death from heart attack, high blood pressure (stroke), or diabetes. Stupid.

Truth on February 25, 2010 at 12:36 pm

Tells you who sick the black culture is with the sub-culture called rap music.

Bob Porrazzo on February 25, 2010 at 12:46 pm

So we’ll be seeing her at the local home town buffet with her feed bag on to ensure her safety from now on. I’m sure for her to keep moving to not get stiff will be a totally new concept, lol.
Lot’s of fat scum bags around there by the sound of it. The shooter was 5’5″ and 200 pounds? Nice.

Joe on February 25, 2010 at 1:55 pm

as usual the whites are attacking a proud african woman who did nothing other than to stop a ( most likely )white mans bullet. what type of anger drove this man to shoot at her?
could it be a proud african warrior was at last allowed to be president by the white man?
obama will put a stop to this open season on the black man.
i am also outraged that a real woman like her is called fat.
remember,the bigger the waist band the deeper the quick sand!
free mandela

velvet williams on February 25, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    I remember Eddie Murphy’s character “Velvet Jones”. Are you trying to bring back the Velvet Jones School of Technology? lol

    sorrow01 on February 25, 2010 at 9:12 pm

    Do you go to neighborhood restaurants begging for the contents of their deep fryers? You seem to have a lard fetish.

    sorrow01 on February 25, 2010 at 9:15 pm

Right on Velvet – now that is a “real” woman…man I couldnt get drunk enough on the finest Irish whiskey…good gawd the image is repulsive to say the least….

BIG IRISH on February 25, 2010 at 3:34 pm

Fine first I get to look at Hanna Storm, that piece of ass I would love to bend over the couch. Then you show me this beast of burden. Excuse me “Love Handles” thats more like a work bench in the basement. Reminds me of that other beast being promoted from the movie Precious. Its as if Black women are being encouraged to look like this, and they are too weak-willed to see it.

Sic Semper Tyrannus on February 25, 2010 at 3:46 pm

racist!!!!!!!!
beast of burden?
running down the beautiful precious?
i am outraged once again.
making love to a beautiful proud black princess such as precious is like making love to a heated oiled waterbed or so my man tells me!!!!
our lucious black fruit blosoom is not for the white man to have or behold.
i become outrged when white men stare at my thick thighs,many times i have to remind them that these thighs are reserveed for the tru mandingo warrior brought here in chains so long ago.

velvet williams on February 25, 2010 at 5:28 pm

velvet,

Tell it sistah! You can’t buy comedy this good!

Spiffo on February 25, 2010 at 6:45 pm

Whoa, Debbie, using this mean, classless ad hominem attack on a woman you don’t even know!
This woman didn’t do anything wrong!
For Crying out loud, she just got shot and all you can talk about is her weight!
That is immature and you know better.
Debbie, you are not a little girl. You are a grown woman.
It’s time to cease your schoolyard behavior.

And the rest of you, grow up!
The woman just got SHOT!
Show some sympathy!

Charybdis_SeaStar on February 25, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    This woman is attributing her survival to being fat. She did not have to do this interview. Do you think it is a good idea for her to get as big as a house and die from the complications? Do you plan to put on 200lbs. to deflect bullets? You might try reading what has been posted before going off on your mindless rant.

    Worry01 on February 26, 2010 at 4:32 am

good gawd Im glad I never had anything to eat before looking at that!!!!!…thats enough to turn a good man fag!

BIG IRISH on February 25, 2010 at 7:01 pm

Oh boy!!! I was drinking my tea when I saw this picture, luckily I didn’t choke!

>> I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.

The police force really needs people like her on the frontlines.

Anonymous Twit on February 25, 2010 at 7:41 pm

    Any revolver or semi-auto at .32apc or above would do substantial damage no matter what lard level you are at. Also, Samantha Lynn Frazier made those goofy comments of her’s of own free will, so it is hardly fair to blame others for commenting on them.

    sorrow01 on February 25, 2010 at 9:10 pm

Debbie loves trolling out black women like this, but put her next to Beyonce or my favorite Vanessa Williams she’ll take her long nose and flat ass and go hide in the closet where she belongs.

Sic Semper Tyrannus on February 25, 2010 at 8:22 pm

    Thank you for contributing your anti-Semetism here:….” she’ll take her long nose and flat ass and go hide in the closet where she belongs.”

    Also, when has been being obese a benefit to anyone?

    sorrow01 on February 25, 2010 at 8:59 pm

      Being obese is of no benefit but this is a HUMAN BEING with a soul and feelings. My G-d! How are these comments any less racist or disgusting than SSt’s comments about Debbie’s nose and other parts of her anatomy?

      Got news for all of you. You can be your “proper weight,” an obsolete concept, and still be FAT. It’s the ratio of FAT to your body size and weight that determines if you are FAT or not. Obviously, Ms. Frazier IS morbidly obese but people who have a nice layer of fat softening the angles are just a few noshes away from the same condition. Guess who will survive when food rationing comes, and it will, to the US? It won’t be us lean, eat anything types.

      mk750 on February 26, 2010 at 4:21 am

        Since when has blubber been racial?

        Worry01 on February 26, 2010 at 4:27 am

          It’s not. I lived down South for many years and let me tell you, some of the good ol’ boys and girls make Samantha look like Twiggy.

          BTW, Bariatric surgery is dangerous and ineffective after 5 years. So you go from 450 lbs to 300 for awhile. Still morbidly obese and you haven’t addressed the real problem which is either a genuine physiological condition (rare) or an addictive personality, the usual culprit.

          I am not against having a few curves. I never bought into the need to be a twig and DNA ruled it out anyway, but of course this poor woman needs to get a grip and not on her love handles either. I thank G-d that a Human Being survived being shot.

          mk750 on February 26, 2010 at 7:32 am

Humongazon? You are so funny Debbie! Keep up the good work!

MOMinMINNESOTA on February 26, 2010 at 11:12 am

Wow! I’ve been watching what I eat (go in my mouth that is). Now I’m conflicted; I’d like to be slim but it would also be pretty cool to be bullet proof. Things that make you go hmmmm…

Richard on February 28, 2010 at 11:48 pm

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