March 25, 2010, - 12:39 pm
They’ve donated to eco-terrorists and pro-animal terrorists. They’ve murdered dogs en masse. And they’re just flat-out nuts. But finally the minions of PETA–or as we call it here, PUTAh, People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans–have a point.
Yes, I believe one should be able to have as many kids as she wants, provided it’s in a marriage and the taxpayers aren’t footing the bill. But, by no means, do I support the OctoMom, Palestinian Nadya Suleman. Not only did she soak taxpayers for millions of dollars in Medicaid and other entitlements, but she’s about to be kicked out of her home, unless . . . . Unless she accepts PETA’s offer to pay for her and the multi-kiddies to stay, so long as she posts this sign on her front lawn. Well, to be accurate, PETA is actually only offering $5,000 (and a month’s supply of veggie burgers and veggie hot dogs for her and the kids). But can this mother of a gazillion kids really afford to turn it down? Still, you gotta ask: is that all they can offer her after Bob Barker gave them millions?
Cue the funny video:
Tags: funny, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Kimmel Live, Nadya Suleman, OctoMom, PETA, PUTAh, video