May 4, 2010, - 6:42 pm
Hmmm . . . Luggage From Amsterdam Explodes in America, But No Way It’s Muslim, Right? (Gotta Be a Wiccan Terrorist)
So, let’s see. Luggage on a plane from Amsterdam–the same departure point from which Islamic terrorist undiebomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab flew–blows up in a Texas airport. Gotta be Wiccan or Zoroastrian terrorists, right? The Religion of Peace would never ever do such a thing.
Nothing to see here, move along.
HOUSTON – A reported small explosion in a bag at Bush Intercontinental Airport led officers to detonate a piece of luggage, airport officials said.
It all started while airport ground crews were removing luggage from a flight that just arrived from Amsterdam.
According to the Houston Airport System, it was around 2:15 p.m. Tuesday when a “pop” was heard and smoke could be seen coming from a suitcase. Crews had already offloaded the luggage and placed it on the tarmac when the smoke was seen.
I’m sure it was a “moderate” Muslim bomb. That’s why it was only a “minor” explosion. No worries.
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