June 10, 2010, - 1:12 pm
You know that quote about glass houses and throwing stones? It’s a quote that Sarah Palin’s idiotic–and liberal–choice for California’s U.S. Senate seat, Republican nominee Carly Fiorina needs to read in her mirror.
Frankly, I thought a U.S. Senate seat was about who has the right positions on the issues. Not about who has the best hair, which–memo to Fiorina–ain’t her. The vulcan brush cut look may be hip at WNBA games, Dinah Shore classics, and comfortable shoes jam sessions with Janet Napolitano. But elsewhere? Uh, no.
Yeah, Let’s Run the Race on Who Has Better Hair
You see, Fiorina–being so stupid she didn’t realize that when you’re miked, you’re miked–thinks this is about which chick is more qualified to be the next Prez of the Hair Club for Women. And on that score, she’s sadly mistaken. Oh, and while we’re on the topic of hair and other chief qualifications for the U.S. Senate, Carly, Martha Washington called. She wants her jacket back. Or was that my Great Aunt Edna? Either way, I know one of ‘em wore that hideous thing back in the day.
Only an idiot backed by Sarah Palin would think a U.S. Senate seat is about hair and use the catty lexicon of a second grader while she knows she’s miked. Is that the kind of idiot you want in the U.S. Senate? Do you think a woman–who ran HP . . . into the ground (and only got the job in the first place because she has a vagina–only her doctor knows for sure, though), who pals around with Jesse “I spit in White people’s salad” Jackson, who traded with Iran even though we have embargo laws forbidding it, who violated immigration law to fire American workers, then bring low-paid, less skilled foreigners to America to steal their jobs–is the best choice for the U.S. Senate? Frankly, she’s as liberal as Barbara Boxer. Except that Boxer didn’t trade with Iran or be as dumb as to comment on hair. Tip for Carly: you make it about looks, you lose.
Meet your Palin “Mama Grizzly.” How many mother bears care about hair? Just wonderin’ (gotta drop that G, ya know, so I can engage in some of that P3–Palin phony populism). Well, now we know why Fiorina Catty Chow drove HP into the ground: she was too worried about hair.
Interesting that feminists constantly whine that “male candidates would never be treated this way,” “female candidates come under greater scrutiny,” etc. Puh-leeze. How many male candidates have attacked someone’s hair? Heck, we’ve got Joe Biden as VP and only commentators not running for office will note his ugly hair plugs.
Hmmm . . . an obnoxious liberal who admits she is one (Boxer) versus an obnoxious liberal pretending to be conservative all while chumming around with Jesse Jackson and Iran (Fiorina Catty Chow). And now seems to be focused on the all-important issue of hair.
Thanks, Sarah Palin, for giving Californians that stark choice. And by the way, if we’re going by hair, Boxer wins that, hands down.
Tags: Barbara Boxer, Carly Fiorina, Hair, Sarah Palin