October 1, 2006, - 3:16 pm

Crack-Up: Has-Been Actress Attacks American Men, Compares Them to Extremist Muslims

By Debbie Schlussel
Remember actress Sigourney Weaver? Her career was big in the ’80s, and by now, she’s basically a has-been desperate to be noticed.
So desperate in fact that Weaver has chosen to attack America’s men and compare them to Islamic fundamentalists.
In USA Weekend, Weaver says she tells her poor daughter Charlotte:

When I read about these guys in the Middle East who don’t want their wives and daughters to go to school, I think there’s some sort of bizarre kinship with American men who don’t want a woman president.

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Extreme Burqa Makeover Candidate Sigourney Weaver (Lobotomy, Too)

Uh, actually, that would be American women who don’t want a woman to be President. We do have at least half the vote, and we’ve never picked one (Thank G-d). And I, for one, would never vote for the female choices presented thus far. Don’t look for that to change.
Good to note that Weaver hates American men so much, she’s willing to compare them to Osama and his buds. Not that American men would go see her latest film she’s pimping, “Infamous” (she has only a tiny role, now that she’s a hag). I’ve seen it, and it’s an avoid-at-all-costs piece of garbage if there ever was one. Straight American men wouldn’t be caught dead in yet another movie celebrating bizarre gay writer Truman Capote. I mean, how many movies featuring weird gay men making out in Cowboyland can one stand?
Never liked Weaver, anyway. She’s one of those snooty actresses (redundant) who thinks she’s all that because of her privileged prep school, Ivy League background. Her name isn’t even Sigourney–it was Susan, but she changed it to the more pretentious first name she has now. Plus, I’ll never forget her starring role in that cockamamie, early ’80s, anti-Semitic movie, “Eyewitness,” in which Jews from America and Israel pay off and kill Vietnamese (and try to kill a Vietnam Vet janitor) to get Jews out of the Soviet Union. Like that ever happened.
File under: Sigourney Weaver–Now there’s a chick, er . . . Gorilla in the Mist we’d love to see in a burqa.

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14 Responses

Uh, nice cleavage shot Deb, oy!
No one can flay em like our own warrior princess herself!
Man Debbie, G-d help me if I ever really get on your bad side! Yikes. You are Chutzpah personified!

BB on October 1, 2006 at 4:27 pm

She is FUGLY

KOAJaps on October 1, 2006 at 4:41 pm

she does paid programming that airs at 3 o clock in the morning now ,her time has passed to the liking of tara reid and lindsey lohan. what debbie should be commenting on is why beer league is not showing anywhere after they said it would be release nationwide last friday, debbie you need to support the stern block that you draw to this great website.

PNAMARBLE on October 1, 2006 at 7:22 pm

Debbie Schlussel for President!!!!!!
Run, Debbie, run!

The_Man on October 2, 2006 at 1:13 am

Another disconnected, Hollywood Froot Loop.

Thee_Bruno on October 2, 2006 at 10:31 am

I hate it when some of my favorite actors/singers etc, open their mouths on politics. It ruins my enjoyment of their performances.
I have always found Weaver to be hot. To a late middle aged guy she still is. Now I won’t be able to watch her and fantasize anymore. A pity.

jerry on October 2, 2006 at 2:14 pm

You left out the real reason for her success: her daddy was the total TV genius, Sylvester (Pat) Weaver. Without his name she’d be waiting tables. Weaver basically invented modern TV; it was he who first brought Sid Caesar to the screen; Monitor, the precurser of lots of magazine type shows; the Today Show–it only ran for fifty years; and the Tonight Show which is still running. BTW he was a very interesting guy.

Duke on October 2, 2006 at 3:01 pm

Yes, she IS fugly, isn’t she? I never understood her appeal, at all. And that name is SO STUPID — I’m not surprised to learn that it was made up.
Basically, American feminists have run out of ideas. They don’t have the balls to fight for fundamental human rights for women all over the world (first on the list of critical needs would be Muslim women in crazy Muslim dictatorships), so instead they keep whining and prattling on about the injustices inherent in the lack of government subsidized daycare, illegality of lesbian marriage, and the inability of females to win the presidency. Give me a break. I think some spoiled American lefty femmes need to go on sabbatical to Iran for a while — what say you?

AmericanJewess on October 2, 2006 at 3:04 pm

I have nothing against a woman President, I just don’t want the bozo she wants me to have!

Burt on October 2, 2006 at 5:42 pm

To be honest, I’m surprised she harbors any negative attitudes towards Islam’s practices.
She’s way ahead of the curve of most of her peers with just that.

jpm100 on October 2, 2006 at 7:38 pm

I just had a bad flashback of Sigourney frolicing topless when she was Whoring for Hamas in the laughable movie Half Moon Street?

foun10hd on October 2, 2006 at 9:06 pm

It’s amazing how very good actors can have such bizarre personalities. She’s the Sean Penn of women actors.

Craig C on October 2, 2006 at 9:25 pm

Re: “I’ll never forget her starring role in that cockamamie, early ’80s, anti-Semitic movie, “Eyewitness,” in which Jews from America and Israel pay off and kill Vietnamese (and try to kill a Vietnam Vet janitor) to get Jews out of the Soviet Union. Like that ever happened.”
Was that a Ron Paul movie?

Brian Akira on January 19, 2008 at 5:56 pm

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