October 6, 2006, - 4:06 pm

U.S. To North Korea: You’d Better Not Test Nukes OR . . .

By Debbie Schlussel
Or . . . or . . . or, we’ll get very angry and . . . do nothing, says top U.S. nuclear negotiator, Assistant Secretary of State Christopher Hill:

It isn’t in anyone’s interest. We will not accept a nuclear state.

Noth Korea is about to test its Nukes, this weekend. And that’s all we can do.
Like those empty words will make any difference to Kim Jong Il. Score another zero for the captain of the U.S. Olympic “Speak Loudly and Carry a Toothpick” Team.
Brings yet more renewed memories of “Team America: World Police‘s” puppet version of North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il. He asked U.S. Weapons Inspector Hans Blix what the U.N. would do if he didn’t cooperate. Blix told him they’d send a very angry letter.

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Kim fed Blix to his pet shark. Glug, glug, glug. Gasp.
As we’d said before, perhaps a talking to from Michael Jordan might be more effective.

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3 Responses

With the pounding the republicans are taking right now in the press, perhaps Bush will actually act against North Korea to try to recoup some image. I’m sure it will be a somewhat symbolic act, if one is made, but how about a warning to evacuate all aspirin factories in North Korea?

75273 on October 6, 2006 at 4:52 pm

Asprin factories that’s BJ Clintons target in chase of the tail wagging the dog. But BJ’s rationale was that he didn’t have sex with that women, Ooops misplaced an ‘a’ well he is a democrat therefore you cannot believe a word of what he says.
But back to Kimjon mentally ill, what to do if this midget moron decides to set off a nuke, and where is he going to test it, in Japan, China, or the South China Sea, is he just trying to get attention or is he seriously trying to turn N.Korea into a parking lot. The UN is useless, forget that so what do we do, the democrats primarily BJ Clinton is the reason the midget even has the means to achieve a nuke test,…If he sets one off all bets are off.

mark on October 6, 2006 at 7:41 pm

Love that Blix-shark picture! LOL

dennisw on October 7, 2006 at 7:40 pm

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