August 4, 2010, - 3:34 pm

Hilarious VIDEO: Let’s Hear It for the New Taliban Terrorist “Code of Conduct”

By Debbie Schlussel

No joke.  The Taliban, in a move to soften its bad public image (it appears that’s the reason), has issued a new “code of conduct,” which is 69 pages long.  It essentially says that you shouldn’t attack Afghan civilians, unles they side with the Afghan government or NATO.  Oh, wow, what gents!


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That’s kinda like a Manson Family code of conduct which says not to kill pregnant celebrities and cops unless they side with being human.  Not sure, either, why it took the Taliban 69 pages to note this basically one-sentence policy, which is really same ol’, same ol’.  And that might explain why, despite this facade of a “code of conduct,” the terrorist group killed 220 Afghan civilians in July alone.  Way to go, guys, with that new Taliban era of “moderation.”

And what exactly about this policy is new?  Not sure.  But this “Newer, Softer” Taliban campaign might be in response to leaks about Obama wishing to talk with and reach out to these bloody terrorists.  Either way, it reminds me of a HILARIOUS past video I posted on this site (back in January), which is equally apropos to this Taliban “code of conduct”:

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6 Responses

As long as you’re a Muslim they like, they won’t behead you. They will behead you if you’re on their enemy list.

The old Taliban – meet the new Taliban!

NormanF on August 4, 2010 at 3:38 pm

Don’t kid yourself. There are plenty of MSM followers and even some so-called conservatives who’ll take this s*** seriously and eat it up.

Not Ovenready on August 4, 2010 at 6:45 pm

After that prop 8 ruling, where is the taliban when you need them?

CaliforniaScreaming on August 4, 2010 at 8:46 pm

The way their code of conduct is couched, it would be impossible to escape harm unless one was at least a passive Taliban supporter.

worry01 on August 5, 2010 at 1:36 am

I was talking to a woman Saturday and I found out she lived in Saudi Arabia for 5 years about 10 years ago.

I thought it was when these guys got over here they went wild but she told me that’s not so.

I was surprised her saying this (and she’s liberal BTW), but she said they are the biggest boozers you can imagine (and that’s in their own country!). Also, she said they are the biggest skirt chasers over there, too. She said they were even worse than Italians because they openly grope and pinch the women. She said they are the biggest hypocrites on the planet.

Forget these creeps. I say we should just nuke them and take over.

Jeff_W on August 5, 2010 at 11:14 am

Savages. Plain and simple.

Farmerjohn on August 5, 2010 at 2:32 pm

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