August 9, 2010, - 1:04 pm

Gloria Allred’s Daughter, White House Crashers Threaten Dumb Lawsuit

By Debbie Schlussel

One of this site’s commenters once compared annoying feminist lawyer (redundant phrase) Gloria Allred to Al Sharpton.  And that’s right on the money.  Allred is the White Al Sharpton with a vagina.  And the same goes for her daughter.  The apple doesn’t fall far from the infected tree, in this case.

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White House Crashers: Artwork by David Lunde/Lundesigns

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While, last week, Allred was busy shaking down HP over alleged sexual harrassment by an actress from a reality show, her daughter, Lisa Bloom, was busy threatening ABC’s “The View” with a lawsuit for allegedly “torturing” White House crasher and “Real Housewives of D.C.” reality show star Michaele Salahi.  Hmmm .  . . this is yet another one of those feuds I wish could go on forever and that both sides would lose.  The loathsome Whoopi “I love Helen Thomas ” “I don’t think we really landed on the moon” “Roman Polanski didn’t rape-rape” Goldberg touched the equally loathsome Mrs. Salahi on the arm for not answering questions about crashing the White House.  Allred’s daughter, Bloom, calls this “torture,” and is threatening suit.

Incredible.  This woman is lucky she isn’t behind bars.  And, um, why isn’t she? On the other hand, I wouldn’t want that annoying Marxist she-man bizarro with the mock-Judaism stage name touching me, either. Between the two of them, it’s like Alien v. Predator, Donald v. Rosie-style.

Here’s the video of what really happened . . . and what should have happened:

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8 Responses

Debbie, I think you’re right but I think we could both be wrong. With today’s dumbed-down juries, they just might hit the jackpot.
If their lawyer can sell one a half-assed legal theory they can use to scoop up someone else’s money.

Stranger things have happened in life.

NormanF on August 9, 2010 at 1:36 pm

Debbie this reminds me of another ridiculous lawsuit, although not involving celebrities. Years ago, in the city of Windsor, Ont. (my hometown), a man of Arabic and/or islamic descent sued a convenient store owner. Apparently, the man tramatized by finding a fly in his bottled water was unable to shower so a judge who understood his plight awarded him a settlement. Saner minds prevailed and the judgement was overturned. Do you remember the case?

Tov on August 9, 2010 at 1:43 pm

Hey, in another frivolous(sp?) lawsuit: A lady settled with a big-name airline because the toddler sitting next to her screamed into her ear. You know, because airlines can’t let people sit next to toddlers or they have have to predict that toddlers will scream loudly (or something like that).

Looks like Allred’s daughter wants to start her career off with a bang!

Sange on August 9, 2010 at 3:07 pm

I can’t stand Whoopi but this is just a stupid frivolous claim. Whoopi should tell her to go to hell.

CaliforniaScreaming on August 9, 2010 at 3:42 pm

Let them sue and if they win…don’t pay. Thats what the Salahis do on the dozens of judgements against them. The claims against the Salahis however are not frivolous. They hurt people. Google Salahis and Americas Polo Club…unbelievable. We need to keep turning (blogging) over the rock these two are sheltered under (entertainment media) and expose them for the slugs they are so they can’t perpetuate their scams on future victims. Hey Bravo, ever hear of “aiding and abetting”.

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