October 11, 2010, - 4:16 pm
I Called It – Schlussel Flashback ’07: “Tom Brady, Woman of the Year,” Poster Boy for Chickification of American Men
Not sure why everyone is so up in arms about NFLer Randy Moss saying that New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady looks like a girl in his effeminate Justin Bieber haircut. He does and he is. I called it back in 2007, when I named Brady, the DebbieSchlussel.com Woman of the Year.
The guy is a wimp. He’s a pretty boy who does whatever the real man in his relationship, supermodel Giselle Bundchen, tells him. TMZ used to follow him in New York and call him, “Errand Boy! Errand Boy!” because he wore a man purse and ran around the city picking up her packages and doing her errands, even while he was supposed to be healing from a serious leg injury during the NFL season. It’s why I often refer to him as “Tom Brady-ette” on this site. And that’s not to mention how he basically abandoned his son and the kid’s mother, supermodel Bridget Moynahan, for Bundchen. None of that is the behavior of a real man. I can’t call out men in Black America for doing that and not call out Tom Brady for doing it, too. The damage to American society is the same.
And, as I noted then, Brady posed in these really effeminate cologne ads, looking very girly. Now, with his stupid haircut, he looks like a pre-op tranny. He says his wife won’t let him cut it. Spoken like a true wimp. Dude, be a man. And if it were just him, I’d say, who cares? Unfortunately, he’s the poster boy for the ongoing chickification of American men–for America as GirlieMan Nation.
I never liked this guy. Not only does he have an obsession with female supermodels–normal for a red-blooded guy–he thinks he is one, himself (not normal at all). He neither looks nor behaves masculine. If I had a son, he’s not the kind of guy I’d want for a role model for my kid. Sadly, the guy has fathered two sons by two different women. And I predict neither one of those boys will turn out all that great.
So, yes, Randy Moss–no great epitome of American role model, himself–is correct. Yes, Tom Brady looks like a girl. But I call it the way it is, going a step further. He is one.
Tom Brady is the prototype chickified, feminized, wimpy American man and the spokesmodel for the girlification of American men. As an NFL star, he might have the most macho job in the world. But his behavior isn’t that of a man.
Sadly, more and more American “men” look and act just like him. And that’s the problem.
How many Al-Qaeda dudes walk around looking like Tom Brady? Not many.
Tags: chickification, effeminate, Girl, girlie-man, girlieman, Giselle Bundchen, Hair, NFL, Randy Moss, Tom Brady, Tom Brady-Ette, Woman of the Year