January 1, 2007, - 7:34 pm

“UNDOCUMENTED ALIEN” Among 2007 List of Banished Words

By Debbie Schlussel
2007 is off to a good start. Three cheers to Lake Superior State University in my home state of Michigan (though it’s much father north and colder) in Sault (pronounced “Soo”) St. Marie.
As you may know, at the beginning of each year, the school comes up with a List of Banished Words (and phrases) that are publicized throughout the media. They’re chosen based on nominations from around the world and are chosen based on overuse or illogic.
This year, on the list is the phrase “Undocumented Alien,” the politically correct euphemism that much of the Mainstream Media and pro-illegal alien crowd use for what are just plain, law-breaking illegal aliens.
Says witty John Varga of Westfield, New Jersey–who nominated the phrase:

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Lake Superior State U.:

These are NOT “Undocumented Aliens”. They’re ILLEGAL.

If they haven’t followed the law to get here, they are by definition “illegal.” It’s like saying a drug dealer is an “undocumented pharmacist.”

Amen. And three cheers to Lake Superior State for having the guts to be the politically incorrect school of courage on left-wing academe, by choosing the phrase.
Also chosen, “We’re pregnant,” which I find to be a most annoying phrase spoken by girlie-men and the women who lord over them. Real men do not use that phrase (and don’t get women who use it pregnant, either).
My nomination for next year: “Moderate Muslim“. Reason: In most cases, it’s a stark oxymoron. And probably, “Extremist Muslim,” too. In far too many cases, it’s redundant.

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Recommend we get rid of “illegal”, too. Call ‘em what they are, CRIMINALS. Murderers, robbers, pedophiles, don’t have any special “illegal” word to clarify their crime. One word will fit all of them just fine. We also don’t refer to invading armies as “illegals”. How about enemy soldiers, invading army, enemy combatants, or criminal invaders? After all, it is an invasion. Any other recommendations that are fit for the MSM to print?

jeebie on January 1, 2007 at 9:36 pm

Jeebie:
What word would you suggest to use for them? “Criminal” is a little too broad by itself. As far as I know, there isn’t a common word like “robbery” or “murder” to describe the act of illegally residing in a foreign country. Know of any uncommon ones?

Dan on January 1, 2007 at 10:44 pm

How about banishing the following thirteen words:
1- “Main Steam Media,” because it’s a LIBERAL Media.
2- “The religion of peace,” for obvious reasons.
3- “Compassionate Conservative,” because it’s a LIE.
4- “Illegal Immigrants,” because they are NOT “immigrants,” they are INVADERS-LAWBREAKERS.
5- “Islamophobia,” because fighting the enemies of America and the West (Islam and the Muslims) and trying to clean our civilized societies from their barbaric filth is not something to be ashamed nor afraid of. I am a proud Islamophobic.
6- “FBI,” because it’s slowly becoming “(F)IGHTING on (B)EHALF of (I)SLAM.”
7- “Political Correctness,” because it’s POLITICAL COWARDICE.
8- “Republican Party,” because it’s becoming nothing more than the Democratic Party but with different characters.
9- “Smart Voters,” because they are IDIOTS.
10- “The conservative Fox News Channel,” because you must be blind and deaf.
11- “The Bush Administration,” because it’s the KARL ROVE Administration.
12- “Barak Hussein Obama,” because he’s real name is Banana Hussy Obamba.
13- “Hillary Clinton,” because her real name is Hairy Clit’On.

Independent Conservative on January 1, 2007 at 10:58 pm

Hi, Dan. No suggestions that are fit to print :)
“Criminals” seems better, but not strong enough, not specific enough. We tend to lump all our lawbreakers, no matter which crime, under that one word. Doesn’t matter if its mayhem, robbery, or whatever, lawbreakers are criminals. We need some suggestions that will add extra import to our sense of disgust over this particular crime, and to the widespread damage it does to society.
BTW: Great list, Independent!

jeebie on January 1, 2007 at 11:54 pm

“My nomination for next year: “Moderate Muslim”. Reason: In most cases, it’s a stark oxymoron. And probably, “Extremist Muslim,” too. In far too many cases, it’s redundant.”
I’m sorry you feel this way, Debbie. Hate only destroys the hater, not the hated. I will remember you in my prayers tonight.
YOU’RE RIGHT. HOW WRONG OF ME TO CHARACTERIZE THOSE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUSLIMS AROUND THE WORLD (AND THE MILLIONS OF OTHERS WHO SUPPORT THEM) RIOTING AND KILLING OVER MOHAMMED CARTOONS, POPE COMMENTS, FAKE ALLEGATIONS OF KORAN “MIS-HANDLING” AT GITMO, AND WHATEVER OTHER REASON GIVES THEM PAIN LESS THAN A MILD SCRATCH, AS “EXTREMISTS.” THEY COULD ONLY BE MODERATES.
DITTO FOR THE TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MUSLIMS IN AMERICA, WHO PROTESTED IN SUPPORT OF HEZBOLLAH AND HAMAS AND THEIR RIGHT TO BLOW UP HUNDREDS OF U.S. MARINES AND CIVILIANS WHILE THEY SLEPT, AND INNOCENT CIVILIANS AT RESTAURANTS, PIZZA SHOPS, BARS, AND PASSOVER CELEBRATIONS. THOSE PROTESTING MUSLIMS, AND THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF THEIR CO-RELIGIONISTS ON U.S. SOIL, WHO SUPPORT THEM COULD ONLY BE MODERATES. HOW DARE I CALL THEM EXTREMISTS. AFTER ALL, TERRORISM IS NOT AN EXTREME APPROACH. IT’S THE ULTIMATE IN MODERATION.
THANKS FOR ENLIGHTENING ME IN THE NEW YEAR.
DEBBIE SCHLUSSEL

Norman Blitzer on January 2, 2007 at 12:46 am

>>Great list, Independent! -jeebie<<
Thank you.

Independent Conservative on January 2, 2007 at 7:02 am

AbNormal Blitzer said;
“Hate only destroys the hater, not the hated. I will remember you in my prayers tonight.”
While you’re at it, you might want to say a prayer for those 1 billion “moderate muzlums”.

Thee_Bruno on January 2, 2007 at 8:06 am

How about “gutless” instead of American? Back in the 30s, they rounded up the illegal trash and sent them home. We put them on welfare. In 1941, we were attacked by a foreign power, fought a HUGE war on two fronts, took horrendous casualties, and kicked the shit out of the then-axis. What happened since? Too much success, soft living, compassion for the hardship of others? How about we’re not paying attention? That’s done a fine job of killing the “American Dream”.

Tonto on January 2, 2007 at 9:18 am

What we’re fighting for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXJT_1T01EQ
The muzlum mind at work:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/highway-skating.html
The muzlum mind at sniper training:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=eOQSOM7nIp0
Brought to you by: The followers of Osama Obama’s father’s religion.

Thee_Bruno on January 2, 2007 at 9:23 am

Dang! Will somebody correct this?
12- “Barak Hussein Obama,” because he’s real name is Banana Hussy Obamba.
I meant to say “HIS real name.” I’m sure you figured it out.
Sorry, I was eating a Banana while typing!
We need an “edit message” button, if it’s possible, Debbie.

Independent Conservative on January 2, 2007 at 10:26 am

To Independent Conservative,
I pray for all. We’re all the good Lord’s children.
P.S.- That was funny what you did with my name. It reminded me of the movie ‘Young Frakenstein’.

Norman Blitzer on January 2, 2007 at 6:27 pm

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