December 13, 2010, - 12:43 pm
If I were Osama Bin Laden (and the rest of the Muslim world) I’d be laughing at the big cry-baby Republicans chose as Speaker of the House. Last night on “60 Minutes” (and a lot through recent months), John Boehner cried and cried and cried . . . over nothing. It’s absurd. Real men don’t do this. And he needs to take the advice that so many Tea Party rally speakers meant for Obama and the Democrats: MAN. UP.
Watch the video of John “Waterworks” Boehner . . .
Boehner cried about speaking to school children and said he can’t do it anymore because he cries too much. There’s something wrong with this guy. He cried about, well, everything. I can see men crying at Auschwitz or about the serious illness or loss of a close loved one or a serious injury that changes life forever. But John Boehner cries about everything. It’s embarrassing. I’m embarrassed that, instead of toughness, the world sees the weakness of Obama and the emotional weakness of Boehner.
Plenty of Americans made it after coming from humble beginnings. They don’t cry about it. He’s not unique in where he came from. Only unique in his inability to behave like a man. I think he needs help. Is there a medicine that keeps you from crying? He needs to take it. His humble beginnings were a long time ago. Boehner has been a multi-millionaire for many, many years. He plays a lot of golf and leads the good life. Stop crying.
Republicans all laughed when Edmund Muskie cried. It ended his chances at the Presidency (if he had any to begin with). We attacked the annoying uber-liberal feminist, Patricia Schroeder, cried after ending her no-chance Presidential bid.
But suddenly this moderate Republican friend of Ted Kennedy cross-dressing as a conservative is the Speaker-elect, and this crybaby thing is okay? Huh?
I wonder if he cried when he attacked ICE agents for deporting a Muslim illegal alien constituent of his who’d been here illegally for decades. I’d bet money on it. But he cried for the illegal alien Muslima, not America or the ICE agents trying to do their jobs.
This guy is a fool. And the tea partiers who said nothing while this crying phony was put into the Speakership are fools, too.
On the other hand, I guess it’s appropriate that a nation that has quickly become Girlie-Man Nation now has a girlie-man as its Speaker.
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