February 14, 2008, - 1:27 pm
By Debbie Schlussel
Question for America:
While Pennsylvania’s U.S. Senator Arlen Specter is hauling NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell into his office to investigate Bill Belichick’s lifetime of video cheating in a game; While the House Committee on Oversight and Government Affairs, complete with Nostril Man Henry Waxman and Jihad Darrell a/k/a Darrell Issa, interrogates Roger Clemens, trainer Brian McNamee, and Andy Pettitte regarding a game; Do you think that:
* Osama Bin Laden is holding hearings to see whether the Al-Qaeda soccer and beheading league is cheating using video surveillance?
* Hezbollah’s Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah is hauling Hezbo terrorists in for Al-Manar televised hearings on whether they got steroids injected up their butts while they murdered Americans and Israelis?
* HAMAS’ jihadist soccer league is holding hearings to see who is “cheating” with enhancement substances prior to the next homicide bombing?
Or do you think that these people are laughing at our U.S. House and Senate and planning more attacks to murder Americans, Jews, Christians, Westerners?
So glad our Congress has its priorities in order. Alhamdillullah [praise allah].
Trust me on this: There ain’t no “he said/he said” like this going on amongst our enemies. But they are, indeed, laughing their asses off at America.
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