February 14, 2008, - 1:27 pm

Rhetorical Question(s) of the Day

By Debbie Schlussel
Question for America:
While Pennsylvania’s U.S. Senator Arlen Specter is hauling NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell into his office to investigate Bill Belichick’s lifetime of video cheating in a game; While the House Committee on Oversight and Government Affairs, complete with Nostril Man Henry Waxman and Jihad Darrell a/k/a Darrell Issa, interrogates Roger Clemens, trainer Brian McNamee, and Andy Pettitte regarding a game; Do you think that:
* Osama Bin Laden is holding hearings to see whether the Al-Qaeda soccer and beheading league is cheating using video surveillance?
* Hezbollah’s Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah is hauling Hezbo terrorists in for Al-Manar televised hearings on whether they got steroids injected up their butts while they murdered Americans and Israelis?

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* HAMAS’ jihadist soccer league is holding hearings to see who is “cheating” with enhancement substances prior to the next homicide bombing?
Or do you think that these people are laughing at our U.S. House and Senate and planning more attacks to murder Americans, Jews, Christians, Westerners?
So glad our Congress has its priorities in order. Alhamdillullah [praise allah].
Trust me on this: There ain’t no “he said/he said” like this going on amongst our enemies. But they are, indeed, laughing their asses off at America.
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14 Responses

It’s obvious that great minds think alike, Debbie. I actually took 5 minutes out and googled Waxman, then called his office and gave some flunky lib answering phones a piece of my mind yesterday. She attempted to interrupt a few times but I was undeterred in my need to convey my frustration with this condescending lib government worker wasting tax dollars and daylight. Trivial matters like millionaires doing roids doesn’t register a blip on the radar in the big picture but Waxman is just doing this to get his pretty face some more exposure. When he’s not praying to mecca for the destruction of the United States of America. F@&%*ing a#@%&*e.

samurai on February 14, 2008 at 2:14 pm

Why does MadMahx look like The Fonz on a bad hair day?

TheOmegaMan on February 14, 2008 at 2:44 pm

The way I look at it, they don’t spend enough time on issues like baseball, steroids, etc. I wish they’d spend more time on those types of things. Then maybe there would be fewer spending programs, tax redistributions and handouts, and general troublemaking. I don’t think the group in Congress is capable of doing much constructive anyway, so the more they are diverted by meaningless issues, the better.

c f on February 14, 2008 at 3:13 pm

This is what you get when you elect Democraps to control Congress. It’s either these pointless show-trials, or fishing expeditions into imagined conspiracies involving the Bush administration. The Democraps haven’t got a clue as to what’s important afor this country and what’s not.
However, look at the bright side; It could be worse…these enemies-of-America could actually try to advance their Socialist agenda by using this time to pass legislation, which would hasten this country’s downfall into the Turd-World abyss.
Lastly; Whoever said that Arlen Spectacle was a Republican. He’s the Democraps’ best friend. He’s been an obstacle to the Republican agenda for ages. To paraphrase John McClane in Die Hard; Spector’s been a fly in the ointment, the monkey in the wrench, and the pain in the ass.
The voters of Pennsylvania must be brain-dead.\
[WELCOME BACK, THEE BRUNO. I AND OTHERS HAVE MISSED YOUR COMMENTS. DS]

Thee_Bruno on February 14, 2008 at 3:18 pm

Hi Debbie….
It’s nice to be back. Thank you for the nice comment.
:)

Thee_Bruno on February 14, 2008 at 3:40 pm

that photo of the illegals always cracke me up!!

ploome on February 14, 2008 at 4:17 pm

I have to admit that I watched part of the show trial yesterday. What a waste of time. Henry Waxman ,notrilamus, was his usual arrogant, self-serving ass just like during the Tobacco show trials that made millionaires out of the anti smoking Nazi thieves(lawyers)for the sake of our “our children”.(no offense Debbie)
This is a perfect example of why we need to stop electing lawyers to Congress. These are the same thieves that want to Nationalize our health care.
IMHO-The Government needs to get out of Health Care completely.
The dog and pony show yesterday demonstrated what is to come with Socialized Medicine. Do you really want Congress talking about MRI’s and abscessed boils involving a private citizen on CSPAN?
They know about as much about Medicine/Drugs as they know about national security and stopping illegal immigration.
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Long time no see Thee_Bruno, missed your wit and posting.

ScottyDog on February 14, 2008 at 5:41 pm

It’s fitting you posted a picture of Bashar Assad on Valentine’s day, as his Valentine happens to be my Congressman, Dennis Kucinich. You see, Dennis violated the Logan Act by going on a romantic vacation to Syria to visit Assad fairly recently.

JasonBourne81 on February 14, 2008 at 6:23 pm

I’d like to send Nancy Pulosi a box of chocolates, doggy chocolates from my back yard for her inaction in getting the FISA through congress and hep protect us. I guess Waxman was praying hard toward mecca latey to make this possible.

samurai on February 14, 2008 at 6:56 pm

Thanks ScottyDog. I enjoy reading your posts, as well.

Thee_Bruno on February 15, 2008 at 4:00 pm

I have to amend my prior comments. Now that Congress has failed to extend FISA, they are actively helping our enemies. So they are yapping about steroids and failing to protect our security.

c f on February 16, 2008 at 7:51 am

The Speech Obama Never Gave
My fellow Americans,
The time has come for me to set the record straight. Failing to do this would just make things worse, and I think I owe it to the American people.
I am a Christian. In my early years I had a reasonably Muslim upbringing under the auspices of my Indonesian step-father. Denying that would just be denying the truth. At the age of six I regularly attended services in his mosque.
Does this matter? It does because I am seeking to be the president of the greatest country on Earth. It matters where I come from, because where I come from affects where I stand today.
It would be years later that I read about Islam and understood what I had been reciting as a boy. As an American I realized that my values enshrined in the US Constitution are incompatible with certain tenets of Islam: the concept of jihad, the relationship of Muslims towards non-believers; and Islam’s attitude towards apostates.
http://web.israelinsider.com/Views/12629.htm

hutchrun on February 16, 2008 at 10:42 pm

Today it’s a Valentine Day for Muslims – Kosovo gained Independence.
USA’s small raskal supports whatever Muslim state because he thinks that by doing so he will harm Russia -> ?
Pakistan, Afganistan (but not Iran), S.Arabia and her camp, Chechnia and now – Kosovo.
Great job!
And this is we, who are living here, by birth, by erroneous choice, or temporarely, who will take the brunt of the consequences. And the consequences will be horrendous, because, whatever USA is doing for them, they will hate USA thousand times more than they will hate Russia. As you see, the new Russia pasified her conflicts with them much faster. Kosovo will become a major and main hotbed of new European terrorism. And the sharpest blade of their attacks will be the same Europe that supported them, and – all above all – USA.
Congratulations to you, ladies and gentlemen!
Do not miss your chance in November to chose a worthy replacement for the grey weasel.

MarcAurelio on February 17, 2008 at 6:03 pm

OOps – forgot! – Bosnia, also a creature of USA’s 5-star diplomacy; since then Bosnia fathfully contributes its quote in Int-l terrorism.
OOps – forgot one more – incomparable Sudan, that also seems untouchable. I remember some discussion, recently taking place here, concerning the fate of blacks in Sudan – whatever were different opinions concerning this problem, including my own – it’s not we who make the game. Sudan – is a close ally of S.Arabia and its camp, with fast growing Arabic population (both relatively and absolutely).
In this light – that’s why the vast majority of Guantanamo’s prisoners will never get a trial, – not because there is no evidence against them, but because once they are tried and sentenced – there is no way for USA to go back. And the grey weasel (stronger flavor for the gourmet’s lovers: grey stink) prefer to keep them unharmed to use them one day – and to avoid great noise in Muslim world.
What a pity that in less than a year we’ll lose such a paragon of politics! For he and his old rugged Condy developed The New World Politics (likely deriving from her doctorate dissertation): if you are staying on the hundredth floor of the skyscraper and you see your mortal enemy staying just below, on the street – don’t hesitate for a second, jump down immediately on this bastard!

MarcAurelio on February 17, 2008 at 6:58 pm

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