April 18, 2008, - 1:03 pm

Disgusting: Look Who’s Writing the Next “Muppet Movie”

By Debbie Schlussel
Later today, I’ll post my reviews of this weekend’s new motion picture releases. One movie, “Forgetting Sarah Marshall” is written by and stars Jason Segel. It’s absolutely disgusting (and stupid), and features very graphic/explicit dialogue straight from a bad porn movie. There are multiple gratuitous, up-close shots of Segel in full frontal nudity. I almost thought I was watching the “Deep Throat” sequel.
This morning, I heard an unduly gushing interview with Segel on the Detroit-based morning radio show, Drew & Mike. While the hosts verbally drooled over him, Segel told them the graphic details about how he had to worry about keeping his penis flaccid, because otherwise the movie would have gotten an NC-17 rating (which it well deserved).

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What Will Perverted Writer Jason Segel Do

To Kermit & Miss Piggy?

While, now, guess what? This schleppy full-frontal “model,” writer of very graphic and disgusting dialogue, and graphic discusser flaccidity versus the erect is . . .
WRITING “THE MUPPET MOVIE”!
What the heck was Disney thinking? Keep your kids away. Having this pervert write the next Muppet movie is absurd.
Just because you have a muppet named “Miss Piggy,” doesn’t mean you need an actual pig writing the script. Somebody tell the Disney execs that Kermit is a frog character for kids, not a horny toad.
Oh, and by the way, there are Muppets in this awful, perverted movie, “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.” Forget the next Muppet movie.

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6 Responses

Thanks for warning us about this movie Debbie! I definitely Won’t be going to see it! Who cares to see jason segal anway!

PrincessKaren on April 18, 2008 at 1:59 pm

I’m so glad I read your review. It was promoted last night during The Office and stars people that are popular with my teens – Kristen Bell (from SE Michigan) and Mila Kunis. I had no idea. Thanks again, Debbie – I really appreciate this!

Candy Slice on April 18, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Deb,
You’ve seen “Deep Throat” before?! Wow! I never would have thought…
[YS: NO, I HAVEN'T. BUT I DID SEE A "DOCUMENTARY" ON IT AND REVIEWED THAT DOCUMENTARY ON THIS SITE. DS]

Yiddish Steel on April 18, 2008 at 4:15 pm

The muppets were irrelevant 15 years ago. What have they done for entertainment lately??
Now this pig comes along and wants to riun another innocent thing. Left and right, the death busters aren’t gonna stop they’ve destoryed everything that is innocent.

Squirrel3D on April 18, 2008 at 6:39 pm

Hollywood is evil – end of story.
A string of porn and anti-American movies, followed by even worse porn and anti-American movies.
I hope Ben Stein’s documentary is good. Be nice to see those Nazi’s and Eugenics “Baby Eater’s” get theirs.

bhparkman on April 18, 2008 at 8:23 pm

Forgetting Sarah Marshall sounds like somebody bankrolling the movie wanted some controversy to sell tickets. No boundaries.
As far as Drew and Mike go I haven’t listened to them in years. I was getting tired of the stupid prank phone calls and an interview they did with the oldest living baseball player. They basically harassed a 100 year old man about his career. I got pissed off that these two no talents were having a laugh at this old guys expense.

samurai on April 19, 2008 at 10:52 am

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