May 10, 2011, - 12:04 am
Two people I can’t stand–Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver–are getting divorced. So sad, too bad. Both are liberal Democrats, one of whom cross-dressed as a Republican governor for several years and kinda played a double agent in out-liberaling true liberals and making Jerry Brown look down-right right-wing in comparison. Oh, and he was upset that SS mastermind Kurt Waldheim was on the no-fly list and couldn’t attend the “I Married a Kennedy” nuptials.
Hasta La Vista, Schmuck
(Arnold Drawing from My Wacky Packs Collection)
The thing is, this lends to so many cool double entendres and take-offs on Ahnolt movie titles and lines, but I already used most of ‘em in the title to this post:
* “The Divorce-inator”
* “Kindergarten Husband”
* “I Won’t Be Back”
* “Hasta La Vista (In Divorce Court), Baby”
* “Terminator 2: Divorce Judgment Day”
* “The Running Man”
* “Arnold the Barbarian”
* (No Longer) “Twins”
* “The Expendables”
You know, a wedding where an SS official who murdered thousands of Jews is on the guest list–that ain’t exactly an omen of long-term wedded bliss. And don’t forget that this chump, Arnold of Cauliflowernia, pardoned the murderer son of his liberal Democrat crony. Scumbag.
The really sad thing is . . . they are only separating from each other and not from public life and the rest of us.
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