May 25, 2011, - 6:51 pm
Thankfully, HRHSBotU [Her Royal Highness Supreme Being of the Universe] Oprah aired her last original daytime talk show episode today. And it ended on the same note as her entire 25 years of vapidity and crap spread across America and the world. Oprah told the world that she is the world’s teacher (who the heck hired her?) and gave us psycho-babble lessons we never asked for and which sound hilarious coming from this over-rated, spoiled embodiment of New Age nothingness and gobbledygook. But in the three day good-bye Oprah held for herself, this is probably the most pretentious, BS moment among a lot of strong competition. Jada Pinkett Smith really has that human fertilizer factory of hers workin’ overtime. BAAAAAARF:
Buh-bye, Fake High Priestess
Just a reminder of what I told USA Today about HRHSBotU Oprah back in 2006, which I think is still spot-on:
“No one person should have that kind of power to affect markets, politics or anything else,” says Debbie Schlussel, a lawyer, conservative columnist and blogger. . . .
Schlussel says Winfrey followers “are incredibly gullible, bandwagon-jumping trend-slaves.” Winfrey, she says, “acts as if her show has ‘evolved,’ but in fact, she still has the salacious sex and deviance stories, with a psychologist in the audience to make it seem highbrow and give it the kosher seal of approval. If this is the person whose morals we are putting on a pedestal, then America’s moral compass is in much need of retuning.”
The fact that Winfrey has never been married, never had children and is a billionaire distances her from her audience, Schlussel says. “How could anyone like this be in touch with the average American woman?”
Yes, I’m not married and don’t have kids, but I’m a regular, average American woman and far more in touch with them than this over-hyped, worshiped fraud with a Gulfstream, several mansions, and a Hawaiian island.
In case you were wondering–and, of course, you were not–at the end of her last show, HRHSBotU Oprah kissed and hugged her dog and told her, “We made it! We made it!” Huh? A billionaire finishing a pampered TV show that lasts 40 minutes (minus commercials) is something that earns the “We made it!” exclamation. Wow. Someone is really out of touch. Well past time for her exit. Well past time.
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