June 14, 2011, - 11:18 am
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Apparently, the massive unemployment and economic problems in Ohio disappeared overnight, and “conservative” Republican Governor John Kasich now has time for the really important business of the day: honoring the Cleveland Mavericks. Oh, wait . . . it’s the Dallas Mavericks. And, at least on my map, Dallas is in Texas, not Ohio. I dislike LeBron James as much as the next sports fan. But dissing a basketball player now playing in Miami–which is what this stupid “honorary Ohioans” BS is about–is atop Kasich’s agenda of important action items, these days. Like Jimmy Kimmel said last night, Ohio is apparently the psycho-stalker jilted girlfriend of states. A basketball player left to play for another team. Get over it, already.
I wonder how much time one of his staffers spent writing this up, getting it printed out, then promoting it to the press–all a waste of taxpayer dollars and money better spent on helping the people of Ohio. That’s conservative? PUH-LEEZE. This is no different than Congress and the Obama administration constantly investigating the NCAA football play-off structure. Who cares? I can just see Kasich’s re-election ads: “Vote for me. . . . I issue resolutions and executive orders against LeBron.”
John Kasich: “I Hereby Proclaim that LeBron James is a Bad Guy . . . and Congrats Cleveland Mavericks!”
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