September 23, 2011, - 2:09 pm
You gotta love this story. Two men stole Miami Dolphins jerseys (and hats) from SunLife Stadium, the home of the NFL team, by stuffing them down their pants. And when these brainiacs attended their arraignments, they had the chutzpah to wear Dolphins jerseys. (Yup, they have exactly the IQ needed to play in the league, but not the speed, apparently.) The first dude has 29 (yes, TWENTY-NINE) prior crimes on his record. (Hey, exactly the criminal record needed to play in the NFL.) The second guy, who can barely speak English, says he’s schizophrenic. Hmmm . . . which one of his inner voices/personalities is the brilliant Dolphins fan? Watch the videos. (In case you’re wondering, the “Bess” that one of the guys is wearing on his jersey is Davone Bess.
Watch video of the second suspect . . .