September 28, 2011, - 1:11 pm
I’ve had it with these arrogant celebrities pushing their filth and trashy values on everyone else. That’s why I especially applaud Irish farmer and landowner Alan Graham for asking topless pop singer Rihanna to leave his property, where she was filming a video for her new single, “We Found Love.” (Who the heck watches music videos anymore, anyway?) Graham said he thought it was “inappropriate.” Spot on.
But always reliably airheaded faux-conservative Elisabeth Hasselbeck of ABC’s “The View” attacked the farmer on the yenta hag-fest, this morning, saying Graham was unChristian and unJesus-like because she said “Jesus didn’t turn people like this away. Jesus welcomed the prostitutes.”
As you know, I’m not a Christian. I’m proudly Jewish. But even I know a little something about the Christian Bible. Um, Ms. Hasseldumb, were the prostitutes Jesus welcomed writhing around topless? Were they filming vapid music videos?
Hey, I have an idea! Why don’t the Hasselbecks invite prostitutes and a topless Rihanna to their home for their three young kids to see? I mean, they wouldn’t wanna act “unChristian” and “unJesus-like,” right?