November 4, 2011, - 8:02 am
The first thing you need note about this disgusting, unfunny, blatantly anti-Catholic and anti-Christian (and also mildly anti-Semitic) movie, “A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas,” is that its star is pan-Muslim Kal Penn, who was Special Assistant to the President in the Barack Obama White House. This was his first major project after leaving the Obama White House. The second thing you should remember is that Michigan taxpayers financed 42% of this absolute abomination of a movie through the Michigan Film Tax Credit (the movie was shot in Michigan). (And don’t forget they also financed a movie promoting Islam.)
Topless lesbian nun shower scenes, Catholic priests chasing after young boys, and Jesus in a bar hanging out with topless women in lingerie–that’s some of the stuff in this movie that you’ll never see with Islamic clerics, imams. Hollywood won’t touch them. No topless lesbian scenes with Muslim women or Islamic clerics chasing after imams. Think they’d ever show you Mohammed with naked topless chicks? Dream on.
Oh, and the movie also has a scene in with two Jewish friends, one in a yarmulke and the other in Christmas gear, as he’s converted to Christianity. The convert demands 87 cents he’s owed on the bill, and the other Jew says, see, you’re still a Jew, despite the conversion. Get it? Jews are cheap. Yeah, that’s funny . . . if your name is Adolf or Ahmed.
Chock full of sex, pot, penis, fecal material, and urine “jokes,” I laughed once. It’s simply disgusting and filthy with no humor. And you know what that means: it’ll be a huge hit. A scene in which we’re shown a guy’s penis frozen to a pole on the big screen–this is supposed to be funny? Get it? They’re mocking the kid’s tongue stuck to the pole in “A Christmas Story.” Haha. Sooo funny . . . if you have the brain and intellect of a mosquito.
The “plot”: Harold and Kumar are no longer friends. Harold is now a rich, successful guy working on Wall Street. Kumar is the same old pothead, but he’s lost his medical license after failing drug tests. Harold’s new father-in-law, who hates him, brings a fancy Christmas tree to Harold’s house, and Harold promises to decorate it. But Kumar comes to his house and the tree catches on fire. They must get a new tree and end up in a number of stupid hijinks, including a party at a mobster’s apartment, thrown by his virgin daughter, and their participation in a Christmas show with Neil Patrick Harris.
If you go to this movie–if you tolerate what is in it–you are part of the problem and the very reason why our country is going down the tubes.
Again, don’t forget that Obama hired the star of this absolute crap to be in his White House for over a year. Ask yourself why Obama didn’t just tolerate–but brought into the White House–someone who appears in anti-Christian, anti-Semitic crap. We know the answer. He has no problems with these beliefs that he apparently shares.
You need not be a prude to hate this garbage, just a basic human who knows the most common level of decency. This outrage of a movie is a simple IQ test. If you go to see it, you failed.
FOUR MARXES PLUS AN OBAMA PLUS A BIN LADEN
Watch the trailer . . .
Tags: A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas, A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas, A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas, A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas, anti-Catholic, anti-Christian, Barack Obama, John Cho, Kal Penn, Michigan Film Tax Credit, movie, movie review, Movie Reviews, Neil Patrick Harris, NPH, White House