January 23, 2012, - 11:47 am
If he had any dignity–and it’s Steven Tyler, so he doesn’t–he’d have either declined to sing the national anthem, insisted on lip-syncing a pre-recorded, highly tweaked/sythesized version, or at the very least brought Joe Perry along to play guitar loud enough to drown out his lack of a singing voice. If ex-“American Idol” judge Simon Cowell were critiquing this, this transvestite would NOT be going to Hollywood. Someone needs to do a parody video of this, working in some of Simon’s usual comments. Oh, and don’t forget that this is the same moron who said that Bin Laden attacked us because we didn’t give Afghanistan any money (when, as I pointed out, we gave billions and nearly $118 million just in agricultural aid over the year previous to the 9/11 attacks). File Under: Don’t Shut Up and Sing. Just Shut Up! Aside from that, I’m not so sure a guy who got a 14-year-old’s parents to sign her over to him as her guardian–so he could have sex with her–should ever get the chance to sing the National Anthem anywhere . . . except in prison.
Check out the horrendous “singing” below . . .
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