March 28, 2012, - 3:42 pm

Low Class “Uptown Girl”: Christie Brinkley, Fraudulent Feminist Who Needs to STFU

By Debbie Schlussel

Model/actress Christie Brinkley is Exhibit A of the truism that being married to an extremely beautiful woman isn’t what it’s cracked up to be.  Even a woman who remains beautiful (apparently with the help of the world’s greatest plastic surgeons and Restylane injectors) at age 58.  She has been divorced from husband number four for four years . . . and, yet, she still won’t shut up about it in the media and move the bleep on.  Yesterday, she spent eight minutes on NBC’s “Today Show” whining against this poor ex-husband of whom she won’t let go.  Yes, he cheated on her (and spent money on internet porn) and that was wrong, but geez . . . move on, woman. It. Was. Four. Years. Ago. Is this war on men via public castration what left-wing women really mean by “female empowerment”? Sadly, yes.

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Peter Cook in 2008 & Now: Divorce From Ex-Supermodel Christie Brinkley Can Age You a Few Decades

Brinkley is also Exhibit A of the BS that feminism is–that these women insist on equal opportunity AND equal results, and then they still want the men to pay for everything for them.  Gold-digger Brinkley, an uber-liberal who fundraised for Bill Clinton, is worth $80 million.  And, yet, she’s so petty she’s forcing ex-husband Peter Cook (who is worth far less) to pay $1,200 a month in child support for two children, one of whom isn’t even his.  In fact, the son, Jack, is the progeny of husband number three, Richard Taubman, a man Brinkley thought was worth gazillions because he had the Taubman last name.  Sadly for her, he wasn’t of that Taubman family (the billionaire) real estate and shopping mall Taubmans of Michigan), and once she learned of his limited fortunes, she moved on . . . to architect/former model Peter Cook, who had a fancy house on the Hamptons.


Now, that house is gone (from him–she owns it along with 18 other properties at issue in the divorce) and so are much of his looks.  Since the divorce from Brinkley, she’s pilloried and excoriated him so much in public and demanded so much from him that he looks like he aged at least a decade-and-a-half in just the four years.  And the fortunes of pretty much each of her former husbands have taken a turn for the worse, once they got together with and then split from her.  There’s a reason Christie Lee Hudson Brinkley Allaux Joel Taubman Cook has almost as many last names as a soap opera character. When you have four ex-husbands, it should dawn on you:  it’s not them, it’s YOU.  And yet she’s still whining and fake crying.  Note that in the video above, she isn’t really crying.  There are what I call, “phantom tears”–where the “victim” pushes her voice and pretends to cry but no tears flow. She’s an actress. Just not a very good one. I loathe Matt Lauer, but he’s right in his interrogation of this whining fake.

I’m not saying the Cook is totally blameless in this. He, after all, married this woman after three warnings, known as ex-husbands. Knowing that, he should have recognized the trend and said, “thanks but no thanks.” As for the cheating and internet porn, with a professional shrew like this for a wife, you can’t say she didn’t drive him to it. I’m actually beginning to feel sorry for the guy, even though a court-appointed psychiatrist said both of them need help.

But if real feminism–the real equality feminists claim they want, while seeking a completely unfair upside that has zero to do with “equal opportunity” or “equal treatment”–were in play today, Christie Brinkley would have been forced to pay child support (in the tens of thousands per month) to Peter Cook.

And she would shut the bleep up.

I would say, “Welcome to equality, Christie.”  But this ain’t equality.  It’s just an aging, narcissistic model whining incessantly ad infinitum because she can’t let go of the fact her ex cheated on her with a much younger chick over four years ago.

The thing is that men, every single day around America, are in divorces with women like this–in many cases not because they cheated or were in the wrong. But, still, the women won’t move on and live their lives, despite many of them holding feminist views and being uber-liberals when it comes to everyone else’s lives.

It’s sad, but it’s the other side of divorce you never hear about. She claims she wants peace, and yet she brings her four-year-old divorce to the “Today Show” and is calling for more stupid legislation we don’t need?

PUH-LEEZE.

“Uptown girl”? Not even close. What Christie Brinkley is up to, these days, is strictly low class. It just shows her to be the cheap trollop she always was beneath the blonde supermodel veneer and lifestyle.

And I wouldn’t buy a ticket to see this hack in “Chicago” if it was the last musical on earth.

Models are a dime a dozen. Ex-models are a penny a dozen, adjusting for inflation (of their egos).

Stick a fork (and a sock) in it, Christie. You’re done. Next!

Christie Brinkley’s Image Was This . . .

. . . But She Was Always Really This . . .

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By the way, the pro-Christie Brinkley feminist psycho-babble is ridiculous. Check out this tweet one of her army of sympathizers sent me on Twitter:

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49 Responses

I have no dog in this fight. I have no horse in this race. But it is mildly entertaining.

I’ll admit when I was a 20-something, I used to have a thing for Christie. She was beautiful then, now she’s ugly. Inside and out.

FrenchKiss on March 28, 2012 at 3:59 pm

I did not understand one word in the Kanye West video.

FrenchKiss on March 28, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    You might give another listen, and try to pick up “GOLD-DIGGA”, . . .

    PhillipGaley on March 29, 2012 at 11:31 am

If anybody has suffered from “psychological violence” it’s the kids. What a pair of loser parents!

This is why I am in favor of forced sterilization. Certain people should not contribute to the gene pool. (Like Gerald and Charls).

FrenchKiss on March 28, 2012 at 4:12 pm

Christie Brinkley has become a tired old hag. She is practically a senior citizen now, but still acts like a high school teen. If she is a millionaire many times over, why is she harassing these guys?

Sophie Berube should be judged herself for such a remark. Why not judge a woman who is wealthy and preys upon men of lesser means? I would doubt that Brinkley’s marital fidelity in the past would bear close examination. Poor little rich girl is not happy. Give me some phantom tears over that.

Worry01 on March 28, 2012 at 4:50 pm

We are all being too hard on feminism. We have to remember that women cannot oppress men, because they, themselves are the oppressed group.

It is like the Rev. Jackson said about black people. Since they are oppressed by the evil white people, they inherently cannot be racists, since they themselves are subject to white racism.

Just ask any feminist.

Little Al on March 28, 2012 at 5:05 pm

Let’s hear it for Feminism! The biggest fraud movement I have ever had the dishonour to be willingly part of.

Although I detest feminism, I sure do love when nasty women get their come-uppance. It’s very freeing for me because I once thought feminism was where it’s at…just add a H to the it’s and you got what feminism REALLY is.

My favourite part of this post was the castigating tweet by the silly feminist. Sorry, honey, there is NO sisterhood and I have enough of sisters! The last thing I need is another one.

Follow around that castigating feminist and I bet within 48 hours you can prove her to a world-class hypocrite. Thanks but no thanks. I like to judge them as I see them and women are a good part of the problem.

Wake up feminists. The only thing driving pornography is NOT just that men are willing to watch it but there never seems to be a lack of female talent.

Feminism can go f**k itself!

Skunky on March 28, 2012 at 5:24 pm

In my opinion, a woman should be happy with a man.

Too many women aren’t and they expect their man to be a perfect husband, perfect friend, perfect lover and perfect soulmate.

No one can measure up to an impossible ideal and every man looks flawed next to it.

I mean – carrying a grudge against your ex never brings out the best in any one. Christine Brinkley has proven the old, true and trite adage: “beauty is only skin deep.”

And a man should never marry a woman for her looks just as a woman should never marry a man for his wallet.

Feminists claim to want equality. Not really – and its always the guy who gets the short end of the stick.

NormanF on March 28, 2012 at 5:30 pm

I remember when Ms. Brinkley was excoriated for divorcing Billy Joel. I don’t what he did to deserve something like that. Does anyone here know?

Ghostwriter on March 28, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    My understanding of the Brinkley/Joel situation is that when they were married she discovered that his business manager (who I think was also his brother-in-law – married to his sister) was stealing his money. She pleaded with him to get an outside audit and fire the business manager before he bled him dry, but Joel wouldn’t even consider doing that because the guy was “family.” Since I think their finances were intertwined, she filed for divorce to separate her assets from his. After the divorce Joel ended up in bankruptcy (or almost in bankruptcy) because his business manager/brother-in-law really WAS stealing from him.

    I’ve read that Billy Joel really was the love of her life, and vice versa, and I think they own homes that are next-door to each other. They remain very close. I really don’t understand why someone who is a millionaire (Brinkley) would be going to court over something like child support. And she can’t claim child support for a kid who isn’t his, unless he adopted that kid during their marriage. I’m surprised he isn’t suing her for alimony. But he did get $2.1 million from her in the divorce settlement.

    I suspect most of this post-divorce squabbling is an indication that these two people still want to be together. I know that’s counter-intuitive, but people I know who are divorce lawyers say that when ex-spouses continue to battle over kids, money, etc., it’s usually because they are not ready to let go of the relationship and move on. Even though it’s negative attention, dragging your ex into court – even the court of public opinion – keeps you in the forefront of your ex’s life.

    DG in GA on March 29, 2012 at 10:18 am

There is something wrong with a woman who goes through so many men. Are they all lacking in something?

I think the problem is less with them and more than her. A good woman who is truly in love with a man appreciates him even when he’s having a bad day. Whatever happened to the vow in marriage for better or for worse? True love isn’t reserved just for the times when a couple has it good and they always look happy together.

Life has its share of ups and downs. And couples who believe a marriage is an eternal fairy tale romance, they aren’t together for long in this world.

NormanF on March 28, 2012 at 5:47 pm

@Skunky, are you canadian? Go Sens?

Christie Brinkley = stew meat

AnusPresley on March 28, 2012 at 6:30 pm

OT: You think the Ohr HaTorah in Toulouse has seen the last of last week’s tragedy?

They’ve been getting sick e-mails and phone calls promising more murders of Jews will happen!

http://www.jpost.com/JewishWorld/JewishNews/Article.aspx?id=263859

I wouldn’t be surprised as to the identity of the perpetrators.

NormanF on March 28, 2012 at 8:13 pm

I too thought she was incredibly beautiful. At least until she opened her mouth and began to speak. For 58, I probably would though….

#1 Vato on March 28, 2012 at 9:55 pm

Pray tell why this garbage was on TV? What kind of nutcase would be on TV whining about their ex?

I thought it was hilarious. She calling someone a narcissist. Gets no funnier than that.

Jeff_W on March 28, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    Yup. She should go look in the mirror.

    I’ve never had anything bad to say about an ex. Its unseemly.

    She is need of more help than Matt Lauer can provide.

    As for “psychological violence”, I have to disagree with Sophie Berube who tweeted Debbie about it. No one forced Christie Brinkley to marry Peter Cook in the first place and their marriage was obviously nothing to write home about.

    But it can be said she got the better end of the deal in the divorce. The one who has suffered the psychological violence is her ex-husband. Now divorce doesn’t bring out the best in people but being obsessed with your ex-spouse for four years, well its not her ex who is doing the stalking. Its Brinkley!

    And she has no business inflicting her continued weird fixation with Cook on the rest of us.

    NormanF on March 28, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    Yeah, it was kind of cute, . . . of all the sucker posts here, you actually “get” it. The only thing remaining would have been for the director to have had a box of Kleenex, and have Matt shove it at her, . . . maybe a new box and, have Matt working at the darn thing, looking at her, showing anticipation toward getting the box open before a flood of tears rush out, . . .

    PhillipGaley on March 29, 2012 at 11:43 am

      But then, more seriously, Christie Brinkley is a soul for whom Christ died–”Whom the gods would destroy, they bless.”. I, for one, hope that, she is given grace to escape her present fate, . . .

      PhillipGaley on March 29, 2012 at 11:46 am

Must add. Boy Toy #4..his hamster hairpiece is precious. I bet Christy made him wear it too. Nearly as bad as Charlie Sheen’s.

#1 Vato on March 28, 2012 at 11:41 pm

Billy Joel’s music started on a downhill slide when he got involved with her.

David on March 28, 2012 at 11:41 pm

    David,

    I presume you’re married. But if you were dating, if the lady tells you she’s been married a couple of times already, stay clear! You don’t want to be the latest guy in her collection.

    Its good advice to follow.

    NormanF on March 28, 2012 at 11:55 pm

As Rush Limbaugh’s Undeniable Truth of Life #24 had it, Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream!

Infidel on March 29, 2012 at 3:10 am

Top 5 reasons why a large ottoman is better than Christie Brinkley:

5. It never gets old.

4. It does a lot more than support your feet.

3. It can accomplish more just be being there.

2. It will never complain when it goes to another owner.

1. It sits there. It looks good. And it shuts up.

It’s the best I can do. Anything else?

The Reverend Jacques on March 29, 2012 at 3:35 am

Does anyone even know what a Narcissist is!!??
It goes beyond being egocentric and self centered, conceited and arrogant. They are master manipulators. Google NPD (Narcissistic Personality Disorder)…maybe finally, people like Peter Cook will be exposed for what they really are. Nothing but snakes playing mind and emotional games with other people’s lives. Every single post here, including the author’s article, is just verification to me that narcissists/snakes get away with abuse and no one sees through their smooth veneer. They’ve got everyone fooled, which is just how they like it, just how they survive and thrive. There is always resistance to truth and it comes in many forms. I hope Christie exposes him for what he is (narcissists really hate that) so that both men and women, who have suffered by being in a relationship with a narcissist, can get the justice they deserve. It may be a far stretch and I may be overly sympathizing with Christie here, but someone has to talk about the real issue here and that is Narcissism’s destructive ways.

Grace on March 29, 2012 at 8:33 am

    Grace, you are such a laugh. You are ready for a spot on OWN. Brinkley is a millionaire many times over, and she still is trying to suck this poor guy dry. I have no sympathy for “Poor Little Rich Girls”. Cook’s biggest flaw was being stupid enough to marry a woman who had burned through three previous spouses.

    Worry01 on March 29, 2012 at 10:31 am

    Grace, Narcissists are indeed fascinating (unless one has to deal with one) and I think both of these yobos are Narcissists.

    And Narcissists are so easily exposed. I think you mean sociopaths…which I then agree with you that they are dangerous and cause lots of trouble (Narcissists do too I must admit). Narcissists are totally self-involved and only care about themselves and have ZERO interests in other people’s lives. The lack empathy and care for others because they are so caught up in themselves!

    Here is the nitty gritty and I admit, the hard part to believe. Narcissists blame and shame dump because as children they did not process shame properly. Because of that, shame is too intense and shameful to feel so they do all they can to avoid it. So they never take the blame for anything…it was always someone else.

    I have a NO NARCISSISTS policy in my life. If you are one I will not give you the time of day.

    Everybody, you know if someone is a narcissist if it is ALWAYS about them. Many famous people are. Get rid of them because the are just selfish psychic vampires!

    Skunky on March 29, 2012 at 12:23 pm

    So are you voting for Obama?

    Lonewolf on March 29, 2012 at 1:57 pm

      Lonewolf, you are a RIOT!

      London, John on June 26, 2012 at 3:37 am

They had met years before when they were both models. I think when they looked at each other when they met again and married, that each felt good because it reminded them of their younger days. Unfortunately, looks fade, you look past them, and see the person for who he/she is. Whether she’s been the only wronged party in all her divorces is questionable. I do thing going on national TV to talk about this is demeaning and traumatizing for her family. I also think she is very stingy. She makes money hand over foot with her endorsements, investments, etc. She should be forced to share at least a little of her wealth with him, at least what she made during the marriage. Why he has to pay her child support doesn’t seem right. He shares custody of those children, so the money would be better spent by him on those children. By the way, it was very gentlemanly for him to adopt the son when they got married to make it a more cohesive family. She is like a speeding train that can’t be stopped, never letting go and never wanting the world to forget what happened to her. Who cares what happened to her? More people should think about what price he paid for his indiscretion and how it is never ending. Even Noah lived to see the sun again. Will Peter Cook?

Jacalyn53 on March 29, 2012 at 9:29 am

If Christie was a fish she would be a Barracuda.

Bill Ford on March 29, 2012 at 10:40 am

Slightly OT: Women that are serial brides are really messing up the divorce stats. (This goes for men as welll.) If you believe the statistic that 50% of all marriages end in divorce, you’ve still got a good chance because women like Christy Brinkley and my mother-in-law are out there getting divorced 4 times – that means three of you ladies could still be in luck!

KerryB29 on March 29, 2012 at 11:41 am

LOL, you go Kanye West! My favourite fact about that narcissistic fool is that one year he took in a few million for his charity and distributed ZERO.

Kanye West hates giving green to po’ people!

His message of 18 years for the hos he kicks it with IS a good thing to remember. That’s the 1st time his broken clock is right.

If I did not discover Feminism was a crock I think I would defenestrate myself after seeing that video. Whoo hoo, let’s keep pretending feminism means something!

Skunky on March 29, 2012 at 12:37 pm

Amen Debbie

Lonewolf on March 29, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Goodness. Even my worst ex-GF, who I gave the Nickname “She-Bitch From Hell” to, was much, much better than Christie Brinkley (I have seen the ex’s picture now on Facebook—she is also better looking,now, than Christie and was a Truman Scholar AND on Law Review at U of M Law School—however, my current wife is smarter than the “She-Bitch” and much, much nicer, with prettier eyes).

I pity that poor man Peter Cook. Despite his name, the situation is not at all funny.

Occam's Tool on March 29, 2012 at 5:08 pm

It makes me wonder about a person when they have been married FOUR times. Christie made a career on her looks. The world worshipped her for those looks. I have a feeling that each of her husbands wanted a trophy wife, and she wanted rich men. That’s hardly true love, which may explain why all of those marriages failed. Richard Taubman is the husband she will never talk about. She once mentioned that he totally misrepresented who he was (meaning she thought he was loaded with money). After the nasty divorce, his parental ties were severed.

Move on, Christie. Don’t worry about her kids, either. Daughter Sailor looks just like Christie, and will no doubt be treated like royalty for it. Of course, she may run into the same marriage trouble her mom ran into. Men will want her for her looks only.

Nicole on March 29, 2012 at 8:16 pm

I believe maintenance spankings performed by the husband of Christy, would have done wonders in curing her bad girl behavior….it would be a good video nonetheless. Ron Paul 2012

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ronb on March 30, 2012 at 6:40 am

Her “poor” ex-husband? The guy is a scumbag. He is not somebody who anyone should sympathize with. And kanye west is a racist and misogynist.

Laura on March 30, 2012 at 1:38 pm

When it turned out that Taubman wasn’t who she thought he was, he should have snapped back, “Well, I thought you were related to David Brinkley, so we’re even.”

Irving on March 31, 2012 at 12:58 am

My heart goes out to the woman who felt both sad enough and entitled enough to write so much hateful, erroneous material.

Harrington56 on April 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm

This thread should be defined in Websters under “jealousy”.

Grow up and make something of yourself. Stop tearing apart someone who has. It only reflects you have issues within yourself.

She’s never done anything to you, but she’s spent most of her life helping children, sick, elderly, animals, the environment.. overall health and safety matters. And over the years she’s barely missed a worthy cause to support in her local area. What have you done?

Unfortunately those who prefer to take a loser’s stance will dwell in their lackadaisical, unaccountable negativity.

SAG411 on May 3, 2012 at 10:24 am

Her ex is a sad, bullying, pathetic fellow period. Just his crazy, angry blogging alone here speaks volumes about his inability to see how negatively he is perceived. Sadly these people never get the help they need because they don’t think there is anything wrong with them and just go on blaming others and spewing venom. I can see here what kind of terrorism she and the kids have been living under for so long now and it breaks my heart that he has no conscience and no shame but many of us have been tortured by these sociopaths and we will survive and prosper regardless! My prayers are with Christie and her kids.

Harrington56 on May 4, 2012 at 10:18 am

Perhaps there are some jealous posts. Yet, Brinkley continues
to attempt to play up her “natural” beauty by now selling her
non-invasive beauty line.
Hypocrite much??! She had plastic performed by one of the best surgeons in
nyc a year or so ago. I know it. and she has injections from foremost
dermatologist as well. a standing appointment. I know it for a fact as well.

Basically she is full of “it”

lynn on May 21, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Anyone negatively speaking in this thread in regards to Christie has clearly never dealt with a narcissist/sociopath. Until you do…you will never understand what it’s like to go through that. My heart goes out to her and her children. Google One Moms Battle and read her blog. Educate yourself on what this really is before saying “move on already.” When you are involved with a narcissist they make it 100% impossible to have peace, or to move on. It’s life altering, scary, unpredictable…and often makes you feel like you are going crazy. They lack empathy, lie continuously with no remorse, twist, charm…you name it. They are truly emotional vampires…sucking energy from everyone around them for their own benefit. They are not just “selfish,” they are pure 100% evil and exist all around us…with their outgoing charm. I wish this on no one, however no one understands it until they’ve experienced the wrath.

Katie on June 26, 2012 at 3:08 pm

You have to understand Christie in uneducated and always looked for $$$. Too many face lifts!

Susie on August 5, 2013 at 10:48 am

Come on-3 kids and 3 different guys! Sounds like she comes from a trailor park, most women can’t pull that off, shw would be called a name if she wasn’t Christie B. Have you seen Peter’s new wife, shes very pretty, prettier that Christi!
Christie is low class, shes from Monroe, MI1

Sally on August 5, 2013 at 10:51 am

Her mother dumped her real father who was broke and married a rich guy, Christie learned from her hag mother Marge! Christie is low class, she never talked to her real dad because he had no $$. Poor Christie, NOT!

Christie so fake, fake smile, so phony all the time, all these problems and then always with a stupid smile, this women is nuts!! Always looking for money and buying houses, greedy greesy womn!

Mike on August 5, 2013 at 10:54 am

Hi , I was curious about. Looking up this web site about Christie Brinkley. I looked Christie up..because to me, she is very classey! She is tall, slim, intelligent, and b. eautiful for a reason! And wealthy!! She is, because she isn’t. You!!!! To me, you look like a jealous ugly broad that does’nt have anything good to contribute to society! Christie does’nt need child support! You can’t believe everything you hear! I would leave him too if I was her! Oh, and. I think she(Christie). Is the hottest woman on this planet! Thanks! From a multi-millionaire myself!! Plus, I am glamourous too! All these things you lack!!! Ha, ha, this was fun!!!

katherine Rundlett on November 14, 2013 at 4:18 pm

It is sooo fun to be rich!!! And beautiful!!!! Unlike any of you! Ha, ha!

katherine Rundlett on November 14, 2013 at 4:26 pm

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