April 16, 2012, - 6:26 pm
Perhaps “Snowboarding With the Ghost of Bin Laden” or “Kim Young Snowboarder Un” are next. Too late for “Adolf and Heinrich’s Excellent Third Reich Snowboarding Adventure.”
ESPN and snowboarder Hannah Teter want you to forget that Iran is the nation of Holocaust denial/Holocaust cartoon conferences, promises to nuke Israel off the planet, and Hezbollah founding/HAMAS financing. So, instead of mentioning those for even an instant, they are pimping us on Iran as a snowboarding paradise. Hey, ever try to snowboard in a hijab and thobe? Thrilling. Oh, and this Olympic Gold Medalist moron, Teter, is using it as an opportunity to attack America and criticize it as less morally acceptable than her new Farsi-encrusted comrades.
How far would you go for powder? Snowboarder Hannah Teter plans to travel to the Middle East next winter to shred northern Iran’s Alborz Mountains. It’s not a travel destination on many bucket lists, but Teter and Gabi Viteri hope to show people a side of Iran that’s not found in the headlines by way of a new film “Boarders Without Borders,” which is scheduled for a 2013 release. We caught up with Teter to find out more about it.
ESPN:Three Americans hikers were imprisoned in Iran after crossing the border from Iraq. Are you concerned about safety?
Hannah Teter: . . . Speaking of prisoners, we have the highest amount of imprisoned people for the longest durations of time of any country in the entire world. More than 2.3 million people are locked up over here, a shocking amount of them are completely innocent. I am mystified at the way my country deals with problems, especially when interacting with other countries, like Iran. I am not afraid to travel to Iran. They will for sure grope me down less than our TSA.
Forget about snowboarding on “powder.” This idiotette sounds like she’s snorted far too much powder. Well, she’s from Vermont a/k/a the Ben and Jerry state. She’s also a PETA a/k/a PUTAh (People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals and humans) freak. Be kind to animals, but not Jews or Americans.
Since she hates America so much and loves Iran, may G-d bless her with a life stuck in Tehran. I think she’ll love it.
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