April 17, 2012, - 10:49 pm
Ted Nugent Shoulda Been “In Jail or Dead” Long Before Obama: Draft-Dodging Multi-BabyDaddy Child Predator
Attention-seeking has-been Ted Nugent is at it again. He claimed at this past weekend’s NRA convention that if Barack Obama is elected, Nugent will either be in jail or dead. Neither of which would bother me. That this hypocritical draft-dodging, child predator father of eight kids with six different women is a “conservative hero” is sheer idiocy and shows that we have as many–or more–morons and double-standardites on the right as there are on the left. And if you like Ted Nugent, you are one, too.
As I noted in my column, “The Hypocritical Summer of Ted Nugent,” this sleazy, fraudulent, aging former rocker draft-dodged to get out of the Vietnam War by not showering and wearing the same clothes for thirty days, evacuating himself in them, so the doctors would declare him unfit. He said it was better for others to serve and die instead of him because he said he’d have been killed, and he needed to rock! And he also lied in writing to get a student deferment. On his successful deferment application, he claimed he was a college student, and yet he was, instead, touring with his band, while other men his age were risking their lives–many giving life and limb–to fight in Vietnam. Almost as disgusting, in his book, “Ted, White, and Blue: The Nugent Manifesto,” Nugent has the chutzpah to blame the reason he didn’t serve on his late father, a war veteran, and his teachers in school. Oh, and in the book, he advocates for a return to the draft . . . you know, the draft he dodged and which made exceptions for student deferment frauds like the one he perpetrated. He confirms that fraud in “Ted, White, and Blue,” writing that, during the war, he was not a student.
My American rock ‘n’ roll dream kept me in the world of killer music and on the road for 300 or more days a year.
Get it? Killer music. Wow, you’re so punny, Ted! I’m sure the ghosts of Vietnam vets appreciate the joke at their expense.
And “Uncle Ted” isn’t just your run-of-the-mill sleazebag con artist. He’s a child-molesting sicko, too. He had the parents of his underaged girlfriend sign her over to him as her guardian so he could have sex with her. He was thirty at the time. Yes, the parents should have been locked up for child abuse and sex trafficking . . . and he should have met the same fate. Then, he had the teenager raise his kids while he stayed on the road to have sex with other groupies.
He’s now the proud babydaddy to eight children with six different women, most of whom he abandoned and to whom he refused to pay child support. One of those kids was fathered with another woman (not his wife) during his current marriage, and while he fought for years to avoid paying even a dime of child support, you paid instead, as the kid and mother went on welfare. Despite all of this, Ted Nugent had the chutzpah to lecture Black people not to have so much sex and father kids out of wedlock in a chapter of his book, entitled, “Black Like Me.” He never mentions his own behavior or multiple progeny with multiple concubines. The thing is, even most Black NFL players with multiple kids with several women, whom we constantly (and rightfully) mock, don’t have as many kids with as many women as Ted Nugent does. Ask yourself why it’s okay when Nugent does it, but not when Black residents of the ghetto or employees of the NBA and NFL do it. And ask Nugent himself why it’s okay to attack Black America for the lifestyle he lives free of criticism or introspection. Here’s what this double standard creep wrote in Ted, White, and Blue (although he plagiarized the first sentence–completely without credit–from DebbieSchlussel.com and Fatherhood.org):
Kids who are raised by single parents are much more likely to get involved in drugs, drop out of school, have sex at an early age, and get involved in crime. . . . This is what the black studs who impregnate our young women must want because they are absent in the lives of their offspring. . . . The greatest threat to our communities is the lack of sexual values in both our young men and women.
Tell it to your mirror, schmuck. But, no, he blames it on Barack Obama . . . in a book copyrighted 2008, when Obama was just a candidate.
Oh, and if you’re a Christian–whether Catholic or Protestant–don’t be too forgiving of the Motor City Moron. In his episode of “Behind the Music,” he mocked organized religion and the belief in G-d, and, in his book, he called the Catholic Church, “the in-house gang of pedophiles” (Pot. Kettle. Black. Ted Nugent, Guardian of Underage Girlfriend When He Was Age 30), and made vile statements on stage at a concert that rival the crudest rap artists, including telling the audience about his penchant for “eating p-ssy.” I have the copy of his “Behind the Music” episode, and, in the footage, he makes that exact statement on stage while simulating sex acts onstage with some women in lingerie. This is, after all, the proud author and performer of “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.” If you object when Black hip hop hucksters do this, why do you give Ted Nugent a pass?
File Under: Class Act “Conservatives.” When faux-”conservatives” like Sean Hannity and others on FOX News constantly feature and promote this scumbag, it says a lot about the values they really believe in: none. They are frauds and hypocrites just like he is.
Ted Nugent is an IQ test for conservatives. If you like him, you are officially an imbecile.
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