May 7, 2012, - 2:34 pm

EXCLUSIVE: Secret Service Hooker May Get US Visa, Green Card, Has Dubai Connections

By Debbie Schlussel

Dania Londono Suarez, the prostitute at the center of the Secret Service scandal, may soon be in the United States on a visa and she will probably seek–and may get–other immigration benefits, such as a green card, as federal authorities seek her testimony regarding what happened between her and U.S. Secret Service agents during a Presidential trip to Cartagena, Colombia.



Secret Service Hooker Dania Suarez: Coming to America?

Congressman Peter King (Republican-New York) said on Friday that the testimony of Ms. Suarez, who has to date refused to talk to U.S. authorities, is “absolutely essential.”  It is U.S. practice, when the live testimony of foreign nationals is sought at a hearing (such as an appearance before King’s House Homeland Security Committee), to grant the foreign nationals a visa for entry into the United States.  But, when the foreign nationals are reluctant–as has been the case with Ms. Suarez (who is granting interviews to everyone else, including NBC News), the U.S. often offers a carrot, such as a long-term visa–available to “immigrants” who are “victims” of crimes and/or cooperate with the U.S. in pending legal matters.  After that, said visa holders often apply for and many are granted legal permanent residence also known as a “Green Card.”  Such benefits would likely also be conferred upon Suarez’s nine-year-old son, as well, if they are conferred on her.

As I’ve reported in the past, El Salvadoran illegal aliens, who were detained by an Arizona ranch owner and given milk and cookies, were given visas, green cards, and, eventually, complete U.S. citizenship–by Bush Justice Department officials in exchange for their testimony against the ranch owner.  (They also ultimately obtained ownership of the ranch.)  It is likely that the Secret Service hooker, Suarez, will get a similar deal.


And there is another reason, Suarez may be ferreted to the U.S. and granted a long-term stay here.  While some of the Secret Service agents caught up in the scandal resigned or accepted their terminations, there are rumblings that one or more of the agents may challenge their firings.  Without the testimony of Suarez, their firings may not withstand litigation.

And there’s another concern about Suarez beyond the fact that she was in a position to blackmail and/or extort Secret Service agents protecting the President:  she has friends in Dubai, the United Arab Emirates’ largest nation-state and the place where the 9/11 hijackers had bank accounts and from which they got documents and IDs to help carry out their attacks.  Suarez told various media outlets that she jet-setted to Dubai with a friend when the story of her interaction with Secret Service agents broke.  (Good thing she didn’t have an Israeli stamp in her passport or prohibida la entrada–no entry.)

But who is her friend that took her to Dubai?  Is it a Dubai Arab Muslim “customer”?  Is it somebody who was in a position to pay her off to do something–such as blackmail or extortion–to Secret Service agents protecting the President, had he wanted to?

Without her testimony to officials, we’ll likely never know.  And that’s why we will soon see her with a visa and one-way ticket to the U.S., along with a lot of other fanfare. Only in America.

Sad, especially to those innocent, law-abiding people who are trying to get to the U.S. legally.  And a hooker who spreads her legs for a living will automatically get the golden ticket.  But this is the world and sad state of America in which we now live.  And it’s only getting worse.

Call it, “Pretty Woman:  The Secret Service Visa Sequel.”

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26 Responses

Well, then we need to make sure she gets food stamps & college tuition, & welfare & a car. Etc…Etc…Etc…

Hollywood on May 7, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    To adopt my two infants from Guatemala cost me $40,000, and years of worry.

    But a scumbag hooker gets in for free.

    Whatta Country!

    Occam's Tool on May 8, 2012 at 1:48 pm

Uh huh. Its absurd!

All a woman has to do is open her legs for federal officials.

As Ronald Reagan observed, the world’s second oldest profession bears a similarity to its oldest profession.

Both are for sale – for a price.

NormanF on May 7, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Great – two more sucking off of the government teat because some SS agents can’t keep their pants zipped. I just love being a taxpayer. /sarcasm

Road Warrior on May 7, 2012 at 3:43 pm

the cheap bastards should have paid the whore and none of this would have happened.as for the rancher lossing his property to illagle aliens they would get my home only after they killed me and i won’t die easy.

BRUCE on May 7, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    Bruce, I had previously explained why the Secret Service agents did not simply pay the prostitutes their fees–even though the agents were given a very generous DAILY STIPEND, thanks to the US taxpayers, that would have been more than sufficient to pay their bills.

    One of the key principles in any organization–and especially the US Government–is called the “Tone at the Top.” That principle, in short, means that the people at the top of the organization set the ethical and moral standards for the rest of the organization, and if the people at the top are rotten, you cannot expect the employees to be much better.

    One of the core concepts of a socialist-minded leader is that you can get something for nothing. The idea that the late, great economist, Milton Friedman, put forward–i.e., that “there is no free lunch”–is anathema to socialist “thinkers.” Of course, what they really mean is that “lunch” is “free” because THEY are not going to pay for it; somebody else will.

    Also, another top-level concept that is assumed at the top is that because they hold positions of power, they can get away with all kinds of things that they would not otherwise be able to do. Thus, the secret service agents, understandably, thought that they were entitled to a “free lunch” from Dania Suarez and that even if she objected, they were “powerful” and could get away with it anyway. In retrospect, Ms. Suarez was very lucky indeed that she chose to go public with her situation; otherwise, by not going so public, she might have found out that the people at the top do indeed have substantial power, and she might have simply vanished–permanently.

    Now, it looks like Ms. Suarez has really hit payday. I can see it all now: her escort fees will rise to $5,000 a day plus all travel expenses worldwide; nude layouts with Playboy; and a TV reality show. Plus, the Obama administration will make her an honorary American. Who says Obama has helped with the employment situation?

    Ralph Adamo on May 7, 2012 at 4:23 pm

      To Ralph Adamo: You’ve explaination reveals what we’ve all been thinking. ‘The fish stinks from the head down’.

      Some years ago I read on a wall plaque in the Saks building in NY,
      ‘When the leader compromises, the whole damned organisation is compromised’, that about explains everything.

      We are living in a nu-age of declining morals, orchestrated fear and mind control of those who elect politicians of low worth. ‘Punishing the politicians’ will be the new buzz words and this has started in Europe. It needs to take hold in the USA.

      Eyes Wide Open on May 7, 2012 at 6:01 pm

I thought that the original problem stemmed from the hotel adding charges for a second person staying overnight in the room? The Secret Serviceman couldn’t have that on the room receipt as the government won’t reimburse for that. He should have just paid the charge.

As far as the prostitution is concerned, it is so ubiquitous in this country that nobody should be surprised at anything except the price. You can engage in that in almost any large truck stop almost any evening. $35.00 for the basic, $25.00 for oral and nobody gets to stay all night. I’m sure that it cost this fellow a lot more.

Dave on May 7, 2012 at 5:37 pm

Besides, this is much more fun… http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/07/msnbc-sarkozy-prostitute-speaks-out-flub_n_1496254.html

Dave on May 7, 2012 at 5:42 pm

Well, according to MSNBC she says that the man refused to pay, so now the hotel is not implicated. I guess we will have to wait and see as other press are saying that she was whisked off to Dubai as soon as this all started. Where is James Bond when you need a Spy?

http://worldnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/05/07/11575731-prostitute-at-center-of-secret-service-scandal-agents-were-stupid-brutes?lite

Dave on May 7, 2012 at 5:49 pm

Interesting that the picture at the top of this page does not look like it is of the same woman that MSNBC interviewed. I wonder what is going on? And where is James Bond in all of this? If they are already switching women… I’ll bet John le Carré is in the neighborhood…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_le_Carré

Dave on May 7, 2012 at 5:56 pm

Damn! It is the same girl. No new James Bond caper… But it has all the markings of a great start to one.
http://www.thenewstribe.com/2012/05/05/u-s-secret-service-prostitution-scandal-untold-story-by-dania-londono-suarez/#.T6hGeu3TxMM

Dave on May 7, 2012 at 6:10 pm

There will be plenty of work for her in New York and New Jersey political circles. She’ll be another American Success Story.

JGlanton on May 7, 2012 at 7:19 pm

“As I’ve reported in the past, El Salvadoran illegal aliens, who were detained by an Arizona ranch owner and given milk and cookies, were given visas, green cards, and, eventually, complete U.S. citizenship–by Bush Justice Department officials in exchange for their testimony against the ranch owner.”

Did y’all read and puke at the paragraph above? You need to re-read it and memorize it.

What did I say on the Dhimmi Lawyer (wearing a hijab) thread? Oh yeah…you can thank the 60’s and any hippy puke and Progressive who has helped USA merrily slide down into the rancid bucket of phlegm and puke pool we currently swim in.

Why devise a plan to destroy America when if you have patience you can use the rotting pile of sh** called Political Correctness to kill America? And America will love being choked by her very own creation!

Skunky on May 7, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    To Skunky: ‘Political Correctness to kill America’…..
    PC = Political Cowards who are killing America and every other once sane western country.

    Dumnuts Inc. they should all have their IQ’s noted as a requisite for appointment to government instead of hiding behind the veil of mega-mouth syndrome to attract the attention of the voters.

    As the historical facts of the WH incumbent have been so fudged in his murky past, is there any hope as the word ‘transparency’ gets relegated to the archaic section of Webster’s dictionary. So much for ‘dope and change’….

    Eyes Wide Open on May 7, 2012 at 8:11 pm

Right on Skunky! If I was an illegal alien CRIMINAL I’d want to go to jail here I’d get a tennis courtm Wi-Fi & top notch health care with free long distance!!!

Hollywood on May 7, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    Thanks Hollywood! :D

    Eyes, you reminded me of something I *ALMOST* forgot.

    Obama-Putin never mentioned his 1981 visit to “PAH-KEY-STAN” (Not even in his 2 ghost-written books, I believe) UNTIL 2008 (during the first campaign) and he did weeks BEFORE the breeches in his Passport, which also happened in 2008.

    TWO different books pose and transpose when he went to Pakistan and Indonesia (Indonesia and Pakistan) in 1981. One by fawning idiot David Remnick and the other book was about his weirdo Mum.

    And strangely enough, Records of Immigration and Nationalization are missing from the National Archives for the week of his birth…August 1st-August 7th, 1961.

    No one cares. No one wonders and no one questions. Amazing.

    Skunky on May 7, 2012 at 9:37 pm

      Skunky: I will gladly make contributions towards a loud hailer and a dias for you to repeat the thread of your posts referencing WH incumbent. You would be brilliant. Speaker’s Corner in Hyde Park London used to be a spot for airing one’s views in the name of Freedom of Speech. Maybe just in time for the Olympics and before the USA elections. It doesn’t matter what is said about this fraudster with chapter and verse, he marches on oblivious to truth and fact with his cohorts closing ranks to bury facts.

      Is it a rumour or is there some fact in Mooochelle carrying the USA flag at the Olympics. Sounds like a movie plot made in hell.

      Eyes Wide Open on May 7, 2012 at 10:27 pm

      Yeah Skunky dear I knew that the nincompoop that we have in the White House was a rotten apple back in 2008. You do have to wonder what was jar jar obinks doing in Pak-e-stain back in 1981? Who funded his edumakashun to Harvard etc. I just get tired of hearing dopes like Sean Vannity croak all of the time that he did what the Obamamedia didn’t do in 2008. As if he was the only one shouting from the roof tops about how bad the jerk junior Senator from Illinois was. Sadly you are right no one cared back then and the freeloaders don’t care now.

      Ken b on May 8, 2012 at 2:35 pm

Hey! I can do it with hookers and jeopardize NATSEC, where’s my freaking over payed & contribute-nothing-to-the-GDP FEDJOB with communist-healthcare-free bennies and full pension?

This country really sucks anymore especially FEDGOV.

Good for the hooker refusing to talk to U.S. authorities. That’s the quickest way to get dead. That and coming to the US. One doesn’t have to look very far back to see what happens to people.

Hook and Crook on May 7, 2012 at 10:04 pm

So that blind Chinese guy just has to sleep with a secret service agent and ka-ching green card. Who knew it was so easy. Guess if this works we wont need any more border guards, they will all be hooking up at the hotels for their free ride.

ender on May 7, 2012 at 10:21 pm

So any alien slut…er escort, could implicate a foreign worker of not paying his/her bill, and that whore…er..commercial lady gets a payday. Where do I get my sex change op?

WilliamMunny on May 7, 2012 at 11:20 pm

Debbie you posed a very intriguing question. Just who funded this hoe’s, oops sorry can’t say that word everything being PC and all. Who funded this escort’s trip to Dubai? This country being the place where the 9-11 scumbags got their fake IDs and their funding. That’s worth looking into. Back to the main point. So Peter Kang(RINO-NY) says that he might need Suarez to testify because some of the SS agents are not going away quietly. What a way for the Obamanation to stick it to those guys. Just offer this whore anything she wants and presto congressionl testimmony. I can see it now. A green card for her and her spawn(does anyone know who’s the babydaddy) an expense account new digs the works. All paid for-wait for it-the American taxpayer! Who would have thunk it. That the American dream could come so cheaply. Take note all of you “working girls” in Colombia. Be on your back at the right place at the right time and your big payday will come. Maybe in the new Pretty Woman movie that Hollyweird will make out of this situation they get a “good” actress to play Ms Suarez’s part. Somebody like that buffoon Jennifer Lopez or the eqaully annoying Penelope Cruz.

Ken b on May 8, 2012 at 1:55 pm

Let me guess, Hillary gave her a P-1 NIV?

nadie on May 8, 2012 at 3:06 pm

Now there is an entitelment wh-re for ya and then there is the bleeding heart state department wanting to give a red carpet treatment for her and her basterd son to this country, Fck em. What is the frackken reasoning to allow the pond scum into this country?

Terry on May 9, 2012 at 10:43 pm

I would say from experience that professional prostitutes make very unreliable witnesses. Personally, I would not believe one if she told me it was raining, unless I’d got wet first. The “What do I get out of this” mentality is joined with a habit of conniving and getting stories straight with pimps and accomplices, and with a certain underlying contempt for custormers, that can be felt when they speak about them, means that almost anything can come out of the mouth of a professional whore. At the very least, it is extremely difficult to tell the truth from the lies.

Laura Latini on May 10, 2012 at 6:29 pm

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