May 7, 2012, - 6:33 pm
Hmmm . . . I thought President Obama said the War on Terror is over. Well, it is–but only on our side. The other side is the Energizer Bunny. And I thought President Bush said that terrorism isn’t Islamic so he wouldn’t use the two words together. Well, guess what? Another underwear bomb plot was discovered by the CIA and the plot wasn’t a Wiccan terrorist plot. Or a Zoroastrian one. Nope. It was yet another ISLAMIC terrorist plot. Who’d a thunk it? Oh, and it was a totally non-metallic underwear bomb that would have passed completely through TSA screening, groping, and molestation undetected. All that, while you continue to have to remove your shoes, throw out liquids, and see your 90-year-old granny treated like a sex object. Watch the video, below, and hold your nose as the visage of Chris Matthews inspires an anti-thrill up your leg.
The CIA foiled a plot by al-Qaida’s affiliate in Yemen to bomb a U.S.-bound airliner around the one-year anniversary of the killing of its former leader Osama bin Laden, senior U.S. officials told NBC News.
Officials said the plot involved a bomb with a design that upgraded the underwear bomb taken aboard a jetliner over Detroit on Christmas 2009. That explosive device failed to detonate.
The improved bomb had a more refined detonation mechanism, but was still intended to be hidden in a passenger’s underwear. Officials told NBC News the device was “totally non-metallic,” which would have made it more difficult to detect by traditional screening processes.
Well, the ghost of Bin Laden is still having the last laugh because we’re still treated like the terrorists at airports across America. Meanwhile, terrorists sail through security.
Only in America.
Tags: airport security, Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula, al-Qaeda, AQAP, bomb plot, CIA, evade detection, terrorist plot, TSA, underwear bomb, Yemen