March 9, 2007, - 2:56 pm

Special SuperModel in Charge: Federal Bureau of Islamists Gets a New Detroit Chief

By Deborah “Debbie” Schlussel

Meet Andrew “Andy” Arena, Michigan’s new FBI Special Agent in Charge a/k/a The Dhimmi Supermodel in the Heart of Islamic America. He told a reporter about the Andy thing because, after all, we’d never have gotten that it’s a nickname for Andrew.

And, beside his hilarious Rupaul-esque supermodel poses, there’s even more vapidity. He thinks his primary purpose here is to pose as a supermodel and not insult Muslims. From a recent pandering interview he did with HOUR Detroit Magazine:

How do you plan to build trust of the FBI in the local Arab community?

DS: The same way the past two FBI Special Agents in Charge have: Kiss their asses, big-time, barely investigate them, and eat a lot of shawarmeh sandwiches with them. Dig up Jimmy Hoffa a few more times.

Andrew “Andy” Arena: Number one, you’ve got to know the community so you don’t inadvertently insult people. . . . We need people to trust us. We need them to understand what we do and why we’re doing it.

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Abu Arena: Full Body Pose of an Islamopandering Law Enforcement Supermodel

Oh, Andrew “Andy,” they understand completely. They understand that you’re more concerned with sucking up to extremists than investigating them for enabling terrorism. They understand that political correctness rules your feeble mind. And they trust you. . . . to keep on keeping on.

Hmmm . . . if a Muslim needs to be arrested, and that will insult him, and not insulting Muslims is goal number one, what does that mean exactly? Confucius confounded.

By the way, Andrew “Andy” Arena has a history of brown stuff at the end of his nose when it comes to Islamists. Wearing brown nose make-up for Muslims was his job at the FBI in New York. As I noted here, the reason he was brought in was because that’s his main area of expertise–”Thank you, Mohammed, Sir. May I have another.”

Working at the New York City FBI branch, he told the press that he was bothered by polls showing most Americans don’t trust Muslims and made agents go through sensitivity training.

From the looks of things, he’s eaten a lot of falafel with extremists. Not very good for a Supermodel.

Alhamdillullah (Praise Allah), Abu Arena is in town.
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15 Responses

This dude looks like a total TOOL! The kind of guy that still thinks that ignighting a bic lighter to his own flatulence is still funny… A TOOL!

Yiddish Steel on March 9, 2007 at 4:17 pm

He could have his own TV show: The Islamophobia Files.

Yankee Doodle on March 9, 2007 at 4:23 pm

Debbie, these tweedledums in Detroit are there because that’s what Robert Mueller, etc. wants. Am I paranoid or is there anti-Semitism/anti-Zionism at work here? Have I got it all wrong? Good Shabbes.

Anonymous1 on March 9, 2007 at 4:52 pm

So “Andy” Arena is now FBI Special Agent in Charge. I just donít get the FBI. They coddle terrorists, and theyíve stonewalled so many inquiries and investigations that itís amazingly pathetic.
This has gone on long before 9/11. The FBI put quite a kibosh on Jayna Davisí investigation of the Iraqi involvement in the bombing of the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City in April of 1995.
A friend of mine who is a former police officer often tells the joke:
A drug dealer, an FBI agent, and an ex-con are sitting at separate tables in a restaurant when an armed robber walks and yells ìthis is a stick upî. Question; who is now the most dangerous person in the restaurant? Answer; the Federal agent. Heís waited his whole career for this opportunity to draw his weapon in one hand, his badge in the other, wave and point his weapon around at everyone and yell: ìhold it! FBI!î
Osama bin Laden must be smiling.
Alhamdillullah indeed.

Rocky on March 9, 2007 at 5:16 pm

Super model?
His face is to broad, like a Neanderthal.
His mid section and hips are too wide and his shoulders are stooped.
“You’re fired!!!”

feralcat9 on March 9, 2007 at 6:22 pm

I’m sick of the P.C. Feds. I want the Texas Rangers to whoop up on Terrorist ass in Texas–just like Ranger Leander McNelly did to bandito ass. With 20 Rangers, McNelly stood down 200 banditos and federales to get back King Ranch cattle.
Andy looks like he could EAT 200 head of cattle–but stand down terrorists? Nah.

Sue Bob on March 9, 2007 at 9:13 pm

Dear Debbie;
This guy is crazy! Who cares if you inadvertently insult terrorist, or terrorist sympathizers? I don’t.
I don’t care if these Jew/America haters trust us, or understand us. I want them to be afraid of us. The F.B.I., the state police, the local police, etc, etc.
Since when is it the job of the F.B.I. to make nice to barbarians who want us, and Israel to be destroyed.
I thought it was the F.B.I.’s job to stealthily, perfervidly, and professionally track down the bad guys, and arrest them.
This guy is butt-head.
Also; Andy is a nickname for Andrew? Are you sure?
I don’t know Debbie, you might wrong about this one.
Sincerely;
EJO

EJO on March 9, 2007 at 9:14 pm

Oy-Veh!
What?you should want someone who is competent?
C’mon,it’s the F.B.I. remember,(Famous.But.Incompetent.)
’nuff said.

billybob on March 10, 2007 at 10:03 am

Are there any real agents left at the FBI or all of them a bunch of kiss asses and suck ups.
It is mind boggling that a guy like this would even be considered the top cop in his division.
The FBI is a laughing stock. PC has taken over in that agency and it is being run by posers.
Somebody needs to fire every one of them and start over by hiring people that want to protect this country by arresting the bad guys not having tea and crumpets with the enemy.

ScottyDog on March 10, 2007 at 3:31 pm

He looks like another Beltway waste of DNA who’s greatest feat will be sitting in front of his gov’t computer smakin’ his rat to porn while the terrorists roam free around the Motor City creating chaos and destruction at will.
Funny how the agency with the LEAST amount of knowledge about terrorism and aliens gets the point on the Jihad Extermination Unit. Leaves the rest of their work for others to mop up.
P.S. Somebody should tell him that glazed doughnut look on his face ain’t gettin’ it!

1shot1kill on March 13, 2007 at 12:50 pm

WHEN DID WE STARTED TO KISS THE SLAMISTS ASSES.. THESE GUYS
HATE THEIR OWNS GUYS,WOMEN AND KIDS ,,,REMEMBER TWO DAYS AGO
IN IRAQ ONE OF THEM BLEW HIMSELF AND KILLED 20 WOMEN AND CHILDREN IN THE NAME OF WHO.MOST OF THESE GUYS ARE BAD ASSES
WITH LITTLE REGARD TO ANYBODY OR ANYTHING SACRED TO US.WE
ARE SUPPOSED TO BE THE INFIDELS,SO KILLING INFIDELS IS OK
WITH THEM….THEY SHOULD UNDERSTAND THERE IS A LIMIT TO
ANYBODIES PATIENCE WHEN YOU ARE PUSHED AROUND.
AMERICA HAS A WARM HEART FOR PEOPLE IN DISTRESS.
BUT AMERICA DOES NOT TAKE ABUSE,KINDLY.-

tom bell on September 9, 2010 at 7:59 pm

The should start investigating him now because he aids terrorists. The decisions to aid and protect terrorist were made when he was in charge. Retards of Michigan use crime to possess power but in the end they just bankrupt themselves because no one can live with them. Also the Elder’s lawyer helped a guy escape prosecution and his poor mom lost her house because that was bond so although this group is happy to kill people like us they are also hurting their own community.

interesting on August 14, 2013 at 11:40 am

I’ll bet not one single person that has left a comment on this message board knows Andrew Arena.

I do, and I know that the man has integrity and cares about his country and what happens here. Just because he doesn’t take a “guns blazing I’m such a bad-ass, look at me approach” does not mean he isn’t getting the job done. It means that he has the experience to know that’s how you get things done in very small isolated segments at one time with less and less success each and every time you go in.

His way is the smart way. Patient, thoughtful holistic approach that takes down large segments all at one time.

I’m a conservative, a gun lover, and a patriot, but being lumped into the same category as the people on this message board with their ignorant ranting about a topic they know nothing about makes me ashamed to be grouped with them.

smarterthanyou on September 17, 2013 at 9:30 am

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