August 2, 2012, - 4:18 pm
Is it just me . . . or is it just a tad low-class and weird that an Olympic gold medalist’s mother is discussing his sex life with the media? It’s bizarre enough that Olympic gold medalist swimmer Ryan Lochte’s trashy mom is named, “Ike.” Even more icky is that she’s telling the world her son sleeps around. And even more sick is that her son apparently discusses his sex life with his mother. Here’s what Ike Lochte told NBC:
Ike Lochte is a strong — and emotional — supporter of her son’s competitive lifestyle, but she says Ryan is too busy to commit to a girlfriend.
“He goes out on one-night stands,” she told TODAY.com. “He’s not able to give fully to a relationship because he’s always on the go.”
Whatta lowlife. Um, TMI, (non-)lady. TMI. This woman needs a condom . . . over her mouth. And apparently her son does, too. He told some women’s magazine about his favorite sexual positions and how he prefers sex with the lights on. Is he auditioning out for a porno flick? Well, now we know where the 15 condoms per Olympic athlete are going.
This is the role model for young swimmers in America? Oy.
Gee, I’m so glad that American Olympians and their parents show the world how classy America is. Aren’t you?
Get some dignity, people. STAT.
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