August 15, 2012, - 3:46 pm
“Paul Ryan Shirtless” Among Top Paul Ryan Google Searches – America’s Superficial Women (& Gay Men) – VIDEO
Since Paul Ryan was picked as Mitt Romney’s running mate, two things have happened. First, P90X–the video fitness routine he follows in the tax-paid House gym he refused to cut from the budget out of selfish self-interest–has shot up in sales. P90X has been in the top Alexa search terms on the internet since Saturday morning’s announcement. And, then, there’s the other thing, which shows the vanity of most American women (and some gay men) and how they vote: the terms “Paul Ryan shirtless,” “Paul Ryan shirt off,” and other terms that betray the base ogling of America’s chicks, have been among Google’s top searches on Ryan. On Saturday Morning, “Paul Ryan shirtless” was the number one Paul Ryan search on Google. It’s still in the top ten–number seven on Google Images.
As we all know, many American women voted for John F. Kennedy and Bill Clinton because of how they looked, not their positions on the issues. And poll after poll shows that American women are far less likely than American men to know the candidates’ positions on the issues. So, if Mitt Romney wanted to get the women’s vote, he was smart to pick Paul Ryan. Clearly, far too many of them are only interested in his pecs. Guys, remember that the next time you hear someone say men are sexist or chauvinist pigs. Ask the utterer–typically a woman–why “Paul Ryan shirtless” was the top search for his name on Google, why female voters don’t know the issues or which candidate stands for what (by a significantly larger precentage than the percentage of male voters), and why JFK won the Presidency by a single female vote per precinct in 1960. Even if you discount the gay men searching for “Paul Ryan shirtless,” the term is still up there.
And by the way, women will be disappointed because, unless they photoshop his face onto Channing Tatum’s body from “Magic Mike,” there are no Paul Ryan shirtless photos. And that’s too bad for Romney because . . .
Beefcake wins the female vote even more than liberalism does. Even Jimmy Kimmel and the very annoying, fast-talking liberal dude from “Shark Week” noticed (see videos below).
I think the whole thing is silly, and looked at Republican Congressman Aaron Schock, for example, as a complete bimbo (or is that, “himbo”?), when he posed topless for the cover of a men’s health and fitness magazine. It told me there ain’t much upstairs and that he owes as many votes to his dumb beefcake image as he does for his positions on the issues.
In any event, that’s what women want. . . despite pretending otherwise.
Tags: American women, P90X, Paul Ryan, Paul Ryan Shirtless, Tony Horton