September 6, 2012, - 6:20 pm

Slick Willie/Bill Clinton’s Highly Overrated Speech & My Tweets

By Debbie Schlussel

I don’t get what everyone’s raving about with regard to Bill Clinton’s speech at the Democratic National Convention, last night. It was long, boring, and a waste of an hour of my life I’ll never get back. And, um, isn’t this guy an accused rapist who was impeached? Just sayin’. They needed a more interesting backdrop to keep me attuned while I listened to the Chief Justice of the Hawaiian Tropic Bikini Contest Court drone on and on and on as if he were still Prez, as he fantasizes he still is. My choice of backdrop, which I kept envisioning as he spoke: Slick Willie posing with the three porn stars in Europe. Or a photo of a blue Gap dress, stain et al hanging on a door. Hey, Bill, you know you’re a redneck when . . . .

Anyway, here are my tweets that I posted on Twitter (follow me on Twitter), as I listened to Monica’s ex-boytoy go on and on and on and on:

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41 Responses

It is rather embarrassing when you need a former president to bolster your credentials. When do Barack Obama’s training wheels come off?

Worry01 on September 6, 2012 at 6:27 pm

Too bad they didn’t have him on a panel with Sandra Fluke.

Little Al on September 6, 2012 at 7:01 pm

    was that for the contraceptive demonstration portion of the program?

    Worry01 on September 6, 2012 at 7:22 pm

I didn’t watch it and the fact the Democrats need HIM to make the case for Obama’s re-election shows us they don’t really have any one else to fill the role.

No one with national stature and an impeccable reputation. If this is the best Obama can do, I wonder how he’ll top it tonight!

NormanF on September 6, 2012 at 7:15 pm

The Donks are a bunch of out-of-control retards with severe mental illness and ZERO values and standards.

Billy Jeff was one of the MAIN reasons I stopped liking Liberalism. I didn’t vote for him (like I stupidly did in 1992) in 1996 because his disgusting ways made me sick. I was also seeing what a fraud Liberalism actually was by 1995, too. The best kind of education is when the group you embrace (Donks, Gays) make you turn on them for THEIR VERY OWN BEHAVIOUR! Not any other group but the group ITSELF.

I’d be ashamed of myself if I were still Liberal and if I had a pinch of respect for this disgusting, bloviating wanker! Those who do wear their lack of character on the outside for all to see. No thanks, I shun vermin of that ilk.

Skunky on September 6, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    @Skuzzy,

    LOL, glad to hear that you “stopped” being a liberal.

    You’re still a liberal. You’re just a Republican as well.

    Statusmonkey on September 7, 2012 at 12:20 am

“…which I kept envisioning as he spoke: Slick Willie posing with the three porn stars in Europe.”

LOL!

DS_ROCKS! on September 6, 2012 at 7:32 pm

And it’s interesting to note that not one of your “hilarious” tweets dealt with the actual substance of what Clinton was saying. I suppose your “comedy” is the only natural response when you have no effective rebuttal.

Peter on September 6, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Pete, why don’t you offer one? I see nothing of substance in what you are writing aside from attacking Debbie. Tell us how important an ex-president’s speech is, and what in that speech was important to you. Go for it dude.

    Worry01 on September 6, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    @Peter,

    How’s this for a rebuttal?

    “President Clinton, if 9/11 had happened seven and a half months after George Bush left office, wouldn’t the Democrats have blamed HIM for not minding the store and allowing the disaster to build?”

    Or maybe this:

    “President Clinton, why do you think YOU can help Obama win reelection? Aren’t you the only elected president in the last fifty YEARS to never carry even a simple majority of the popular vote? Even Obama managed 53% last time. How did you do, again?”

    Statusmonkey on September 7, 2012 at 12:40 am

I thought Clinton gave a great speech. He did a great job of diverting our attention from the last 4 years.

He talked about “the arithmetic of their plan” and “the arithmetic of our plan”. What NO politician ever tells you is that campaign promises are NOT binding contracts. Remember the “plan” to close Gitmo? Or how ’bout the O’Bama plan announced on June 4, 2008 “Jerusalem willremain the capital of Israel and it MUST remain undivided.” Plans schmams!

Someone should have reminded Clinton (or tweeted had they had the presence of mind to do so) to mention the arithmetic of the last 4 years. Why do arithmetic on plans that will never be implemented when we can do arithmetic on the RESULTS of this President O’Bama exercising his last “plan”.

For some reason, I haven’t heard anyone here address THAT.

There is NO Santa Claus on September 6, 2012 at 7:59 pm

Eva Longoria is giving a speech at the DNC! We all must vote for Obama now! It’s Eva Longoria, famous for playing a (insert adjective) housewife, and who pitches those potato chips she surely doesn’t even eat!

Barry Popik on September 6, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    @BP,

    Yes, the CSPAN caption said that this noted policy expert was also the “co-chair” of Obama’s reelection campaign!

    Statusmonkey on September 7, 2012 at 12:47 am

The DNC movie just said that Obama & Biden is “a partnership forged in fire.” A bit much.

BP: As in “Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire.” ‘Twas definitely forged in that. DS

Barry Popik on September 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm

I didn’t watch any of the conventions, to me they’re both long, slow and boring, and since the NFL season started last night, I won’t be surprised if the “Dallas Cowboys @ New York Giants” game got more ratings than the DNC?

I also heard and read that the GOP’s convention’s ratings last week sucked, because it to was borings, slow and long (as you mention whenever you do your film reviews each friday Debbie). And since I’m right now watching TNA Wrestling, I to won’t be surprised if TNA Wrestling’s ratings beat the DNC’s ratings this evening!

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on September 6, 2012 at 9:57 pm

thank you for watching the DNC and reporting …there is no way I could stomach it.

General P. Malaise on September 6, 2012 at 11:19 pm

I’m right with you there Sean I didn’t watch none of this convention and I barely caught the RNC snoozefest. I’ve been watching reruns, old movies that I DVR’ed and tennis. I made it a point to not watch that lying wretch Slick Willy Cintoon instead I watched my boys put a hurting on Eli Manning and the Giants. Odumbo must really be huring if he had to unflush this turd of an ex-president. I still remember when this douchebag wagged his crooked finger on tv and lied about not having sex with that woman. What a joke that this guy is along with his PIAPS. And is it me or is old BJ looking haggard. Hey Willy you better put go put some ice on that.

Ken b on September 6, 2012 at 11:39 pm

    Ken B I am with you on the tennis! I was sad to see Roddick go (but Del Potro is a good player) and I am gonna go see who won the Tipsarevic vs Ferrer match (I like both!) :D

    Skunky on September 7, 2012 at 8:40 am

      @Skuzz,

      Looks like Christmas came a few months early for Ken. He must be jumping up and down with excitement after reading your post. He’s probably driving around town right now, bragging to everyone he meets that you agreed with him about tennis. You’ve definitely given his life meaning with that post. Thank you so very much.

      Statusmonkey on September 7, 2012 at 11:32 am

        Statusmonkey, Hey buddy what do you have against Christmas? Oh and BTW yes you caught me. I’m guilty as charged. I was dancing around the office (not driving because I’m at work) bragging to everybody that a fellow poster happens to like tennis just like your truly. Yes sir the heavens are aligned and my life really does have great meaning now. Thanks for clearing that up for me dude.

        Ken b on September 7, 2012 at 12:20 pm

          @Ken,

          You’re welcome.

          Since we are apparently unfamiliar with sarcasm, I will simply ask you to tell your “tennis partner” that this website is not her personal Facebook page.

          Fair enough?

          Statusmonkey on September 7, 2012 at 3:28 pm

      Skunky, Yeah I’ve liked Roddick ever since he won the US Open back in 2003. I’m also sorry to see him go bacause not only was he a great player but a great guy as well. I’m trying to keep track of how Sharapova’s doing. I’m going to try to watch today’s matches because I think that she’s up. You’re right Del potro is a good player but I think he got beat by Djokovic. I’m also glad that pretty boy Federer got beat. I really don’t like that guy…LOL!

      Ken b on September 7, 2012 at 12:06 pm

Slick Willie, indeed. Only in America could a spruced-up white trash serial adulterer accused of rape be cheered as he endorses a godless, pro-abortion presidential candidate, who is basing virtually his entire campaign on the GOP’s war on women!

The Dems must be thanking their lucky stars (not God, of course) that their public schools have produced a generation of such morons who would buy into any (nay, all) of this.

Red Ryder on September 7, 2012 at 12:24 pm

As a conservative, I must dissent: Clinton gave a superb speech — for a Democrat. No, I’m not going to vote for Obama. I’m going with Romney. But swing voters will be swayed by Clinton’s words. It was hard-hitting, and on the right issues, and was a ringing endorsement without being fawning. He did what he had to do.

Remember, presidential elections ALWAYS are won or lost on the swing vote, and in key swing states like Florida, Colorado and Ohio. Forget that crap about “energizing the base.” A politician might as well be energizing the Energizer Bunny. Romney and Obama each need the swing vote to win. Every speech, pamphlet, debate, robo-call, poster, leaflet and webcast, explicitly or implicitly, is a play for that 20 percent (and nearly all-white) bloc known as the swing vote. A powerful unifying speech from an A-list figure sometimes is all it takes.

My prediction: Florida. That’s right. Like in 2000, it’s all going to come down to the Sunshine State. And it may get REALLY ugly this time around.

Seek on September 7, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    Seek:

    I like your post. I agree with you. Clinton’s speech was great and (like you) it did nothing to convince me to vote for O’Bama.

    You’re prediction may also be true, but I have something additional. In 2008, 77% of the Jewish vote went to O’Bama. That may seem like a lot, but I can tell you that 2008 is the first time since the 1920′s a Democratic Presidential candidate won with less than 80% of the Jewish vote.

    What was different in 2008? Well… my theory is that having a Black candidate brought out black voters who normally did not vote.

    What’s different now? The novelty of a Black President has wore off and unemployment among Blacks is horrific. The thrill is gone.

    It will take a miracle for Barack O’Bama to get the Jewish vote back to 80% or better. Even an attack on Iran (i.e. an “October Surprise”) might not succeed in getting the number over the 80% threshold.

    If all this holds true, it’s possible we could see a GOP landslide. Clinton can talk all about the Democrat’s plan and the Republican’s plan (See my comments above). People notice the RESULTS and that includes a lot of African-American voters who were excited (and rightfully so) back in 2008 to have an African-American Presidential candidate.

    A lot of these guys are going to stay home this time having noticed that O’Bama’s election has not changed their lot for the better. Without a dramatic show of support for Israel, Jewish support for O’Bama could sink into the 60% range giving Romney strong support in the big electoral states.

    If the African-Americans don’t show up for O’Bama and the Jewish vote deteriorates further, this could be a blowout. Add to that the lost of enthusiasm of key unions (United Mine Workers, IBEW and others who have lost jobs to O’Bama’s “green jobs” initiative) and this gets worse for O’Bama than anyone can imagine.

    Maybe this is wishful thinking on my part, but I think I’m observing these things.

    Sincerely,

    There is NO Santa Claus (aka TINSC)

    There is NO Santa Claus on September 7, 2012 at 4:23 pm

DANG! Those are brutal and priceless! Thanks Debbie!

Sean M on September 7, 2012 at 3:08 pm

@Statusmonkey,

Trust me dude I know alot about sarcasm. As a matter of fact I often use to on unfunny brain dead posters on this site. And speaking of sites. Since you seem to have a good relationship with my “tennis partner” how about YOU tell her about the location of her Facebook page(s). Fair enough? Oh and BTW monkey that was sarcasm.

Ken b on September 7, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    @Ken,

    Tell it to her myself? Um, unless you are brain-dead yourself, you will realize that I already did that in my earlier post – the one that you responded to.

    Yours truly,

    Captain Obvious

    Statusmonkey on September 8, 2012 at 7:46 am

      @Statusmonkey,

      Nope I ain’t brain-dead pal(I bees vary intilligant!) I just like to pull the chain of dopes like you. Have a nice day Cap’n Odious.

      Ken b on September 9, 2012 at 1:26 pm

ah boy, it’s funny cause he got a blowjob!!! so we totally shouldn’t listen to him ever again about anything because he did something morally wrong!! and clearly, his views, knowledge, and intellect are all worthless now.

so, by your logic, we shouldn’t listen to:

NEWT GINGRICH, Republican from Georgia, married three times. Gingrich campaign worker Anne Manning admitted that she gave Newt oral sex while he was still married to his first wife. Informed one wife he was filing for divorce while she was in the hospital recovering from cancer treatments.

GEORGE W BUSH, Republican president, accused in a criminal complaint and lawsuit of raping Margie Schoedinger, who was later suicided. Accused by Tammy Phillips, a former stripper quoted in the National Enquirer in 2000 saying she had an affair with Bush that had ended in 1999.

RUSH LIMBAUGH, triple-divorcee, 30-pill a day drug addict.

BILL O’REILLY, Right-wing conservative talk show host on Fox News, sued for sexual harrassment by his producer. The suit included graphic details, including tape-recordings. O’Reilly’s wife was pregnant at the time. O’Reilly settled and paid millions of dollars rather than have the details become public.

RICK SANTORUM, used $100,000 of PA state funds earmarked for that state’s school children to educate his own children, who were not residents of Pennsylvania.

shall i continue? THANKS DEBBIE!! ;)

Alex on September 9, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Nice list Alex. I love how you libs still think that it was just all about BJ Clinton getting slobbed in the Oval Office by a fat intern. But in the interest of being fair and balanced (I know you liberals hate that) here is a partial list that you should consider:

    ANTHONY WEINER, Disgraced Democrat ex-Congressman from NY caught sending explicit texts and images of his junk to 21 year old student Genelle Gordova. Later found to have sent other very dirty texts and photos of himself to other women before and during his marriage to Huma Weiner. Resigned in 2011. That same year this douchebag became the father of little Weiner Jordan.

    JOHN EDWARDS, Former 2008 Democrat Presidential candidate, former 2004 Democrat Vice Presidential running mate, former Senator of NC. Had an affair with campaign staffer Reille Hunter aka Lisa Jo Druck. This while his wife Elizabeth Edwards WAS DYING OF BREAST CANCER. Affair resulted in the birth of a baby girl in 2010. Indicted but found not gulity in 2012. Reported to be playing house with baby and babymama Hunter/Druck.

    JESSIE JACKSON, Former 1984/88 Democrat Presidential candidate, President of Operation Rainbow/PUSH. Revvruun Jackson had an affair with former R/P staffer Karin Stanford resulting in a daughter born in 1999. This arrogant jackass took Ms Stanford while pregnant to the White House to council BJ during the Lewinski scandal. What a picture. No wonder Junior is such a basket case.

    BARNEY FRANK, Democrat Congressman from Taxxachusetts. Admitted having paid Stevie Gobie a male hooker for sex and then hiring as a personal ASSistant. Gobie used Frankies apartment for his hooker activities. Like a tick on the butt of Washington Frank could not be removed from Congress because of this mess. Instead he choose to retire in 2013 sparring the American people more of his disgusting and stupid behavior.

    BERNARD WARD, Leftwing Liberal talk show host. Hosted The Bernie Ward Show out in San Francissisco (Franks kinda town). Convicted in 2007 oof kiddie porn charges. Indictment included two counts of attempting to distribute and one one count of receiving his “booty” via the internet. The scumbag said that he was sorry but went to jail anyway. He’s in luck though with good behavior this leacherous assed POS should be out in 2014. He will have to register as a sex offender.

    ELIOT SPIZER, Democrat ex-governor of New York. Old one L resigned office due to being Client No 9 in a high priced hooker ring at the Emperor’s Club. With his stupid looking wife by his side he resigned in disgrace. One wonders how his 3 daughters feel about old daddy stepping out on their mom.

    Yes please Alex continue because for every 1 repub on your list I’ve got 3 democrackheads. Have a nice day.

    Ken b on September 10, 2012 at 12:01 pm

      that’s not the point. the point i was trying to make is that this article is saying that nobody should listen to President Clinton anymore because he once got a blowjob. yes, there are morally awful democrats. and if we examine your list we will see that 3 people that you mentioned resigned. 2 are in jail, i believe. and 1 is retiring. on my list, 2 just got done making an unsuccessful run at the presidency. 2 still have daily tv and radio programs and 1 spends his post-presidency “huntin” and “fishin” in the back woods of WHO THE FUCK CARES, Texas. although, i do like George Bush. he was funny.

      the lone point i am trying to make is that this article is saying that we should not listen to Bill Clinton because he once got a blowjob, and that’s wrong. If you think that his blowjob-getting ability takes away from his intelligence about the economy and running a country then you are stupid.

      Alex on September 12, 2012 at 5:10 pm

        Yes dumbass I know what the point of your lame post was. It’s nice to know that you’re a stupid fan boy of one of the most despicable men to ever stink up the White House. If you feel that we should listen to your hero BJ Clintoon then that’s your hang up. I on the other hand think that he was a joke druing his presidency, much like Odumbo, and he is an even bigger joke now. From the looks of his wifey Hillarious I see why he got “serviced”. Oh and as to my list. There are just way to many dumbocrats that make me laugh with their stupidity. Have a nice day loser. I hope that you like staring at your very faded Derslickster poster along with the one of your other hero Odummer.

        Ken b on September 12, 2012 at 10:27 pm

          wow, somebody got a little testy there. although, i had a hard time reading it because nearly every other word you use, isn’t actually a word, but whatever. it’s ok to not like Bill Clinton, i mean he just oversaw the largest economic growth in our country’s history, along with a number of other great things he did, but you are right, he was not perfect. nobody is. and i respect your opinion, honestly. anyway, it’s nice to see that you got a little upset there because i was right. haha. it’s crazy, those pesky facts always get in the way of republicans all the time. (see: Paul Ryan’s PNC speech) they hate those facts. but i’m sorry if you are all worked up.

          so here’s what you do: go take half of a baby aspirin to fix that pesky headache i caused with all my facts and knowledge and you’ll be back to your old islam-hating, gun-toting, chik fil-a eating, christ-lovin self in no time. who knows, you may even feel up to jerking off to a toby keith music video later today, like every other conservative with a bald eagle fetish.

          Alex on September 13, 2012 at 10:22 am

          wow, somebody got a little testy there. although, i had a hard time reading it because nearly every other word you use, isn’t actually a word, but whatever. it’s ok to not like Bill Clinton, i mean he just oversaw the largest economic growth in our country’s history, along with a number of other great things he did, but you are right, he was not perfect. nobody is. and i respect your opinion, honestly. anyway, it’s nice to see that you got a little upset there because i was right. haha. it’s crazy, those pesky facts always get in the way of republicans all the time. (see: Paul Ryan’s RNC speech) they hate those facts. but i’m sorry if you are all worked up.

          so here’s what you do: go take half of a baby aspirin to fix that pesky headache i caused with all my facts and knowledge and you’ll be back to your old islam-hating, gun-toting, chik fil-a eating, christ-lovin self in no time. who knows, you may even feel up to jerking off to a toby keith music video later today, like every other conservative with a bald eagle fetish.

          Alex on September 13, 2012 at 10:23 am

@Alex…

Wow, you get your facts from quotes by skanks in the National Enquirer? Reflective of how deep your intellect reaches….

IceNoMore on September 10, 2012 at 8:13 am

    I never said he did it, i’m just saying he was accused. I actually didn’t even know he was accused til i looked it up online. oh well.

    Alex on September 12, 2012 at 5:12 pm

Whoa man take a breathe and stop hitting that bong so hard. I don’t get testy with your kind but I do have to tell you though you make me laugh because you sound like the typical libdunce who will defend the indefensable to the hilt. You want to talk about “pesky facts” but you know the only reason why our first black president oversaw such an economic boom is because under his watch Republicans took the House of Represenatives for the first time in 40 years. Ouch that must have hurt little Willey’s ego. Imagine him crying to the Hildabeast, “Now I gotta work with those evil repubs, ha ha! Along with some of that other good stuff that you mentioned like don’t ask don’t tell. Man that was a big hit with us military guys. Yes you’re right pal facts are stubborn things especially for you liberal doofuses. I know that you suffer from Clintonius fanboyitis and that I don’t but trust me you’ll be alright.(maybe)

Fear not though because just in case you are still having a hard time with your little problem here’s what you can do. Take some prozac and a couple of shots of perrier to get the thoughts of Derslickster out of your empty head. That way you’ll be back to your old Muslim loving, skinny jeans wearing,
activia mixed with granola eating, peta loving, atheist self in no time. Maybe that way you can go and rewind your DVR recording of the DNC crapvention later on and go rub yourself all over your Obama poster like a good little harmless no gun having liberal. Just make sure that you clean up after yourself ok. We wouldn’t want your roomate to find sticky clothes everywhere now would we. I’ll be on the look out for your witty(not) reply. TTFN!

Ken b on September 13, 2012 at 8:46 pm

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