January 2, 2013, - 5:53 pm
HILARIOUS: Guess Who’s Buying Al Gore’s Current TV Network? Hint: They Love Al Qaeda, Hate US & Israel
So let me get this straight: the Qatari Royal Family’s Islamic Terrorist News Network, Al Jazeera, is buying Al Gore’s Islamic Terrorist News Network, Al Current TV. I think it’s a brilliant stroke of truth in advertising. There’s a reason the word “current” sounds a heckuva lot like “crescent.” Same diff, in this case.
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As I’ve noted on this site, Current TV “star” (if you can call her a “star” with only three cat ladies watching her) and former Michigan Governor, Jennifer Granholm, was a whore for supporters of Islamic terrorism, including and especially Ismael Ahmed, who was Granholm’s transition team chief when she become Michigan Governor and who was her handpicked chief of Human Services. Aside from having his first wife “die” by falling down an elevator shaft at a construction site while the two were on a “vacation” to New York, Ahmed committed Medicaid fraud to bring thousands of Muslim illegal aliens to America, used tax money to train Islamic terrorists and get them commercial driver’s licenses HazMat hauling certificates, and opposed the banning of contributions to HAMAS and Hezbollah by American citizens. Plus Granholm is married to a very effeminate “man,” who took her last name. And every Muslim loves to believe that American men are gay like everyone believes Dan Granholm Mulhern probably is.
Another Current host, Joy Behar, walked out on “The View” when Bill O’Reilly said that Muslims perpetrated 9/11 (and then the pandering O’Reilly apologized). So, Al Jazeera’s newly acquired pan-jihadist hag need not be replaced. Plus she embodies the “ugly American” . . . literally. And then there’s Eliot Spitzer. Since we know that the Muslim world’s stereotypical Jew is a greedy, hypocritical criminal who patronizes prostitutes, Client Nine probably doesn’t need to worry about his gig either.
Frankly, it should be no shocker that Al Jazeera and Al Gore–who have mostly the same points of view in hating America and wanting to bring it down–are doing business. I wouldn’t even look for Current TV to change much. After all, it’s basically Al Jazeera English #3 right now. (Al Jazeera English #2 is CNN and #1 is MSNBC. ABC, NBC, and, yes, FOX NEWS are not far off, either, in their viewpoints and “facts” they “report.) I always knew the “C” in Current TV also stood for Crescent and Coran. Hey, maybe they can bring Shep Smith over so he can finally come out of the closet in all ways. We already know he hates Israel and he’s run over people for a parking spot, so he’d fit right in.
Like “The Who” sang, “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.” And yet we’ve been fooled again and again and again (well, some of us):
Al Jazeera is putting the final touches on a deal to take over Current TV, the low-rated cable channel that was founded by Al Gore and his business partners seven years ago.
If the deal is completed, Current will provide the pan-Arab news giant with something it has sought for years: a pathway into American living rooms. Current is available in about 60 million of the 100 million homes in the United States with cable or satellite service.
Rather than simply use Current to distribute its English-language channel, called Al Jazeera English and based in Doha, Qatar, Al Jazeera will create a new channel based in New York, according to people with knowledge of the deal negotiations. The channel may be called Al Jazeera America. Roughly 60 percent of the programming will be produced in the United States, while the remaining 40 percent will come from Al Jazeera English.
Al Jazeera may absorb some Current TV staff members, according to the people, who insisted on anonymity because they were not authorized to speak publicly. But Current’s schedule of shows will most likely be dissolved in the spring.
The plan will bring Al Jazeera, which is financed by the government of Qatar, into closer competition with CNN and other news channels in the United States.
To date, the country’s cable and satellite distributors have been reluctant to carry Al Jazeera English. It is available in just a handful of cities, including New York and Washington. To change that, Al Jazeera has lobbied distributors, called for a letter-writing campaign by supporters and promoted its widely praised coverage of the Arab Spring.
Acquiring Current TV, and thus its distribution deals across the country, would solve this dilemma for Al Jazeera, at least partially.
So, now, that Al Jazeera is buying its way onto American TV sets, when will it buy the White House? Oh, wait, old news . . . .
You know what the Arab Street is thinkin’: Alhamdillullah [praise allah], for the stupid Americans, who allow us to take over slowly but surely.
Only in America, where we screw ourselves and our enemies are our Al-Puppet Masters because we sell ourselves to them in every way imaginable.
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