April 9, 2013, - 7:39 pm

VIDEO: Britney Spears on Death of Annette Funicello – “I Think That’s Great”

By Debbie Schlussel

Not like we didn’t already know she’s a ditz, but come on. One thing we definitely learned from Annette Funicello’s death: the quality of former Mouseketeers (Spears was one) has gone way down.

And, predictably, after this gaffe, Spears’ handlers wrote a really nice tweet remembering Funicello as her role model. Really? Not even close. It’s a matter of class (Funicello) versus ass (Spears).

Hit me baby, one more time.

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23 Responses

If you can’t be respectful, shut the heck up!

In our society, Emily Post etiquette is a habit of by-gone days.

That’s why people like Britney Spears speak before they think.

NormanF on April 9, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    She mis-heard the question (PLEASE DON’T ASK ME HOW)

    And, she later tweeted (after confering with her publicist ;)

    explaining and claiming she was devastated.

    Drugs is a good thing. Just look at her!! And, she has bred, too. So there are more out there…

    As goes, so goes.. on April 10, 2013 at 10:41 am

That nutter pic of her is awesome, LOL.

Never thought this whack-job had much between the ears. One time Esquire wrote an article on her saying she was either the smartest woman on the planet (nope!) or really dopey (Yep!).

When she was totally losing control years back, “Rolling Stone” did an interesting expose that illustrated what her stardom (at such a young age) was doing to her. It’s the oldest story ever told.

She is mentally ill and I think naturally stupid. She *may* be BiPolar (who the hell isn’t these days????) but I think she’s just a really messed up nutter who makes money off of the same poisonous crack that sent her in a tailspin!

What I don’t understand is why America is so infatuated with her? Surely there are better looking and waaaaaaay more talented women to get stuck on. Don’t get it.

Skunky on April 9, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    She can’t sing!!!

    As goes, so goes.. on April 10, 2013 at 10:44 am

I remember a few years back when Britney was going from prime -to-preggie. That summer, so many female summer students downtown had a ‘look’nd a toxic one at that\; low-rise jeans, hi-rise thongs or extensive butt-crack visibility, and usually a muffin top belly enhanced by said low-rise jeans. I recall I had to spend an inordinate amount of time walking with my eyes shut.

Not Ovenready on April 9, 2013 at 8:19 pm

    That summer, so many female summer students downtown had a ‘look’nd a toxic one at that\; low-rise jeans,

    That may have been the year a co-worker’s daughter stopped in, at my workplace, to say hello to her mother. The poor kid was wearing low rise jeans. She didn’t look skanky, much less sexy. I took one look at her, noticed that her hip bones were sticking out like baseballs, and the minute she had left, I asked her mother “Do you think soandso is anorexic?”

    Miranda Rose Smith on April 10, 2013 at 5:15 am

I remember this train wrecks song with the equally weird video to match “Baby One More Time”. I really got tired of hearing that on the radio. A friend of mine I recall wanted to “hit” that several times thanks to her dumb video. The poor girl brought out the pervs. You’re right Debbie the quality of the former Mouseketeers has gone down with this dimwit and the other blonde slut puppy Aguilera. Britney is well past her sell by date so she just needs to go away and never be heard from again.

Ken b on April 9, 2013 at 9:13 pm

Not exactly on topic, but Yom Huledet Sameach (Happy Birthday) Debbie!

I_AM_ME on April 9, 2013 at 9:45 pm

Happy Birthday, Debbie.

Now for the topic of this post:

Parody of the second half of the chorus for Britney Spears song “Oops I did it again”.

Oops I did it again.
I shaved off all my hair
and forgot to wear my underwear.

… (later in the song,again second half of chorus)

Oops I did it again.
I put my foot in my mouth
because I’m such a ditz.

JeffE on April 9, 2013 at 10:11 pm

Things like this should be remembered the next time we hear teachers yap about how more money is needed for music education. We need to make sure it’s not education related to this addled woman.

Little Al on April 9, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    Don’t worry Al, this woman isn’t related to music. She did buy a cute, custom made doggy bed from a friend of mine and got him a lot of publicity for it. Good on him.

    Italkit on April 10, 2013 at 12:34 pm

Happy belated birthday Debbie! I doubt BS heard the question. It remids me of when Nancy Reagan was caught whispering an answer to Ronnie (RIP) when he couldn’t hear a reporter’s question. Also Debbie I’m thinking about starting to work out as I haven’t gotten off my tush in almost two years now and am hiding fat in my tummy. It’s a shame you are so far away otherwise you could take me out for a walk in the evenings.

A1 on April 10, 2013 at 12:32 am

    And on the topic of pervs, here’s A1!

    skzion on April 10, 2013 at 8:13 am

Bizarre! Sickening!

Miranda Rose Smith on April 10, 2013 at 1:43 am

Britney Spears is so drug addled that she does not know up from downj. I am amazed that she is still alive. Britney Spears is a fourteen year old in a woman’s body. Her comments on Annette Funicello should be viewed in that light.

Worry01 on April 10, 2013 at 2:32 am

Debbie, many happy returns!

As for Brittney, isn’t she over the hill by now? Who’s the latest rage?

Infidel on April 10, 2013 at 3:07 am

All you need to do is see this: http://youtu.be/TTBbHMEs0Uw

Nuff said.

The Reverend Jacques on April 10, 2013 at 5:03 am

She might be a litle ditz but I’d tap that. Strait up.

Tyrone G on April 10, 2013 at 1:23 pm

Oh, come on. She mis-heard the question, or didn’t know about the passing of Mrs Funicello. Britney probably has lots of flaws, I don’t pay much attention to her, but her expression wasn’t hateful, which her reply is suggested to be.

Joe G on April 10, 2013 at 9:47 pm

Britney Spears:

(a) An incredibly beautiful face;
(b) Not much of an ass;
(c) Great thighs;
(d) Implants;
(e) Never wears underwear;
(f) Is pure, Trailer Park Trash, no matter how she’s dressed, or how many years have passed;
(g) Has no talent, errrrr, well, she may have talent, but that would have been in a business where visual evidence is not available.
(h) No brain

Annette Funicello:

I know absolutely nothing about her except what she looks like and that she made movies with a guy named Frankie Avalon, whom I know next to nothing about. I just wasn’t interested, got nothing against them.

I agree with Debbie’s comments about the changing times, and that each woman represents something about the time they lived in. Annette Funicello came before The Cultural Pancake Flip, when America was something. Britney Spears came along in time to lend a big helping hand to burying it.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on April 10, 2013 at 10:53 pm

At least Christina CAN actually sing though. Not like Anna Moffo but she can sing..

Canadian Steve on April 11, 2013 at 2:17 am

I wonder if this is sort of like some of those replies to the question “What do you think about The Sequester being banished to Brasil?” Some people simply cannot say, “Who? What? I don’t understand the question,” and so they say the first thing that comes to their minds.

Now, I do not know Britney Spears, and cannot say what was truly in her mind. However, I’m willing to give her the benefit of the doubt and say that she simply did not understand the question. Because if she DID understand the question, then, well, ummm… I have no words for that.

Michelle C. Young on May 1, 2013 at 9:17 pm

Bob, your defense of Spears is ADORABLE.

Debbie’s larger point, of course, is to comment on the skanks who have displaced the decent folks in pop culture. This blog entry is tied to the one on Funicello, and to a series of blogs on today’s skanks, hoes, baby daddys and baby momas.

Thanks.

skzion on April 10, 2013 at 8:20 am

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