April 29, 2013, - 1:39 pm

Men–the New Women–Alert: Think They’re Selling These in Muslim Countries? Think Al-Qaeda or HAMASniks Wear This?

By Debbie Schlussel

I predicted this would happen. In 2007, when I noted the new “feminine scents for men,” I wrote,

Next, we’ll be seeing lacy lingerie for heterosexual men.

Well, sadly, it’s no longer “next.” It’s now. Last week, a few readers sent me this story, because on this site we’ve decried the feminization and emasculation of men for some time. I’ve written about man-girdles, bustiers for men, “meggings,” and assorted other accoutrements of the chickification and destruction of Western society that shout “I checked my testicles at the door . . . forever.” And, of course, now there is this–lingerie for men, or as I call it, “Victor Victoria’s Secret.”



Problem is, it ain’t a secret. We’ve now had a couple of decades or more of encouraging this public display of girly-manism. This use to be some weird thing confined to San Francisco, which even The Village People didn’t embrace. But, now, Cher’s wardrobe is pimped on men all over. And I’m sure all the liberals reading this are saying, “Stop judging people.” Um, we don’t judge nearly enough. And that’s the problem. Everything goes (except devout religious people of the non-Muslim persuasion) in America today. One thing: not sure why they call this “fashion line,” Homme Mystere (French for “Mystery Man”), since the “garments” leave little mystery at all.

Ya think the Muslims, who present the biggest threat to our national security, are wearing these? Ya think Al-Qaeda, HAMAS, and Hezbollah are embracing this kinda thing?

Think again. It’s yet another publicly manifested symptom of the decline of Western civilization. The utter weakness of the West.

I guarantee you, Tamerlan and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev never ever thought of putting these lacy things on. Not even close. They’re bombing our sporting events, and we are telling men to don bras and teddies. Good luck with that.

I hope this is just idiocy that is only embraced by gays and cross-dressers. But, sadly, stuff like this is slowly gaining traction among heterosexual males, from “guybrows” to a whole bunch of other similar feminine stuff. Remember, the number one New York Times Best-Seller now is, “Lean In,” in which a chick Facebook exec tells women to find a hubby who will gladly give up all testosterone to stay home and play Mr. Mom. That’s not so different from men wearing lingerie. In fact, it’s almost the same thing.

Say good-bye, folks.


Yes, I know there are gay Muslims and cross-dressing Muslims, and they are persecuted and executed when caught. I deplore and condemn that. But they don’t embrace this silly crap for straight men and pimp this weird lifestyle on men. We do. And it’s yet another sign of how weak we are vis-a-vis them.

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kirche on April 29, 2013 at 1:58 pm

those pics were so disturbing… and gay as hell.

kirche on April 29, 2013 at 1:59 pm

Maybe our el presidente has some of this clothing when he goes off on one of his monthly trips to meet with whatever guy he is having sex with.

Chris Christie?

Wearing this crap really qualifies the wearer for a be-heading.

Panhandle on April 29, 2013 at 2:01 pm

What woman would get turned on by a guy wearing such fruity clothing?

Somehow, I think that the only “men” buying these clothes will be very effeminate gay men. I even think that most gay men would not be caught dead in those clothes.

Jonathan E. Grant on April 29, 2013 at 2:02 pm


    The only thing more absurd is grown men wearing diapers and suckling from baby bottles.

    NormanF on April 29, 2013 at 3:30 pm

reminds me of the diversity we’ve got here in the engineering department at a famous german automaker- based in bavaria- that will remain unamed… anyway, my german colleagues laughed at me recently because i shield my eyes from these two grotesque she-dudes that walk around up here. i sit at the end of the row and get a steady look at folks walking by… there’s this one dude, who looks like some 70’s rocker, who has this big ol’ rack and one day i’d glanced up and made eye contact. he-she smiled back and i was so creeped out i’d instituted my eye-shielding policy.

kirche on April 29, 2013 at 2:04 pm

Yes, mwn, you too can dress like Frank-N-Furter even when you’re not going to a Rocky Horror midnight screening!

Alan on April 29, 2013 at 2:30 pm

LOL oh WOW! Look at the pillow fight picture. The girl is laughing, while it appears she’s looking at his junk. That says it all. Right now Tim Curry is thinking he was simply ahead of his time! Ugh.

Sean M on April 29, 2013 at 3:01 pm

You know what, I don’t think real/true feminist would approve of men wearing female underclothing. Now at the sametime, if there are some guys who cross-dresses during their sex-lives, whatever, I really don’t mind, it’s none of my business or anybody elses business, I’m a “live and let live” type of person.

However, I pity those so-called feminists who’ve hijacked the term “feminism” by doing everything they can to emasculate males whether it’s here in the US the west and worldwide. And to the female who said that us males must wear female under-garment, she ought to have her head examined, period. Those type of under-garments are for females and females only, and you don’t see or hear any males demanding women to wear briefs or boxer-shorts, do you?

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on April 29, 2013 at 3:05 pm

The guy in the picture with the woman looks a lot like Rahm Emanuel. Just sayin’….

Cat K on April 29, 2013 at 3:11 pm

Even Frank N. Furter would have disapproved. Sheesh!

The Reverend Jacques on April 29, 2013 at 3:27 pm

Those clothes look ugly and unattractive – and if a guy can’t be bothered to wear jeans and a t-shirt – he’s not advertising any masculinity.

Just sayin’.

The metrofication of American guys has reached absurd extremes in the last couple of years.

NormanF on April 29, 2013 at 3:28 pm

Damn, remember the good old days when men were men and women were damn glad of it?

Will Profit on April 29, 2013 at 3:32 pm

Deb –

Because of this particular blogpost, you are responsible for the “Lumberjack Song” from Monty Python playing in a countinous loop in my head…

Nick Fury on April 29, 2013 at 3:58 pm

@Sean R.- I have seen women wear men’s underwear and I am not talking about lesbian butches or female-to-male transexuals either. These women said that the mens briefs were roomier and more comfortable than what was available to them. They wear them more for comfort than anything else. I was like OK, a bit taken back but the women still acted like women and they did admit they do wear sexy lingerie for their boyfriends for thise special occasions.

However this women’s lingerie for men is definitely a head shaker, and definite male castration of the fashion kind. Seems our society has men pinned to three categories: 1) the wimpy, slacker who sucks at everything and needs a strong woman to support him. 2) The meterosexual who border lines near gay who give dating advice to the career minded woman and the latest fashions trends. 3) The male sextoy who is conquered by again the strong will woman and then leaves the guy to continue her life fullfillment in a high end career.

When I watch Charleton Heston in 55 DAYS OF PEKING help the foreign diplomats survive a seige by the Chinese boxers and then wartch our current “action heroes” the contrasts are more obvious than ever. Seems the current views of men as just sperm donors is not helped but sadly reinforced by thugs in the NFL who seem to have kids with different women. Like i said in a generation or 2, our country will probably need to hire our army from foreigns lands just as the Romans did before they collapsed, due to our wacked out views of masculinity.

Mario on April 29, 2013 at 4:08 pm


Men are allowing themselves to turn into big Pu**ies. My wife would be my ex-wife if she ever asked me to wear a mankini or anything besides my regular boxer or briefs. Sorry that is how I was raised. God bless my 50’s style father.

Michael on April 29, 2013 at 4:19 pm

This disgusts me. How disturbing.

Laura on April 29, 2013 at 4:31 pm

Disgusting. Look, this is fetish-wear. I don’t believe that even 0.001% of men would wear this, and I doubt that this sort of thing is more prevalent now than 30 years ago. It’s just that now, the Internet makes shopping and advertising easier.

skzion on April 29, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    That said, as usual I’ll add that whether or not the Mooooslims wear this stuff is utterly irrelevant to me. And frankly, I suspect that more Moooslim men would wear clearly feminine clothing than Western men, given the incidence of homosexuality in such societies.

    skzion on April 29, 2013 at 4:35 pm

Click on the Daily Mail link that this video appears on and most of the commenters appear to be ok with this. What does that tell us about the direction of western civilization?

Laura on April 29, 2013 at 4:38 pm

First two hundred Orders shipped to 430 South Capitol St. SE Washington, DC 20003

(google it)

jack on April 29, 2013 at 4:50 pm

And those pathetic women in the audience are actually squealing over these girlie-men in women’s undergarments.

Laura on April 29, 2013 at 4:50 pm

P.S. Deb-

…continuing the theme you have established here, I have found something that even Monty Python would never satirize:


Nick Fury on April 29, 2013 at 4:51 pm

Sad state of affairs. No real men are ok with this attire.

samurai on April 29, 2013 at 5:02 pm

It’s my understanding that fatwahs (SP) have made it okay to be the pitcher. It’s the catcher that is persecuted if he is caught! Bwahahahah

chewinmule on April 29, 2013 at 5:19 pm


I’m disappointed in your views. After all we need to be more:


We have to understand times are “changing” and we have to change with them. Change is a good thing right?

You would never see John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, Lee Marvin, Steve McQueen, Gen George S.Patton, Adm William Halsey and other men wear these demeaning duds. The only man I see wearing these garments is Rachel Maddow.

Yup the Moooslims and North Koreans (Pick your enemy)are looking at this and laughing.

Peter on April 29, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    Did you crazy-glue your tongue into your cheek? Better see a doctor, eh? :p

    The Reverend Jacques on April 29, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    i love the rachel maddow quip! so true (s)he is the ultimate in unfeminine females.

    heather in florida on June 8, 2013 at 8:54 pm

Debbie, remember Rush Limbaugh suggesting that one solution to America’s problems is to export Liberalism? Or Lee Iacocca’s suggestion that the US litigious culture be exported to Japan (in the days when Japan was running over Motown)?

Similarly, a great solution here would be to export the entire rainbow/transvestite and other alternate cultures to dar ul Islam. Just bombard their media w/ stuff about how normal perverted behavior is great, and do everything to discourage ANY heterosexual activity. With any luck, if these Muslim countries can get fubared like the rest of the West is, it would be like the Battle of Tours, when the French(!) arrested the expansion of the Muslim empire.

Just make that the rage in Cairo, Lahore, Riyadh, Beirut, Teheran, Jakarta, Kuala Lumpur and so on, and we’d no longer have to worry about Muslims screwing us over – they’ll be too busy screwing themselves – but not in the way that they have until now.

Nobody on April 29, 2013 at 6:53 pm

My first thought upon seeing this is WTF over! My second thought is that gay men and fembot women must be clapping their clammy hands together and jumping for joy. Next to the heavage, men purses and the other stuff that Debbie has highlighted on her site this one takes the cake. Will the real men ask themselves this question. Would ANY self respecting women find you attracive in these get ups? No wonder the rat bastard terrorists think that American men are stupid and weak with no “testiculars”. They are confusing real men with male democrats, RINOs or guys like Shepard Smith, Anderson Cooper and Rachel Maddow. This type of apparel might do well on the left coast, in certain New England states and in Mayor Bloomturd’s closet but that’s about it.

Ken b on April 29, 2013 at 8:41 pm

This lingerie “for men” is disgusting–as are the other similar stories that Debbie had linked to. As others above has pointed out, no real man would be caught dead wearing them and no real woman would find them attractive.

JeffE on April 29, 2013 at 9:24 pm

P.S. I didn’t bother watching the video.

JeffE on April 29, 2013 at 9:26 pm

The marble bags are indeed disgusting. Maybe I am old and conservative, but I do not get it.

#1 Vato on April 29, 2013 at 10:20 pm

Tranny wear has gone mainstream.

Worry01 on April 30, 2013 at 6:19 am

This is what Chris Matthews wears when he’s blowing up his three orifice obamahole doll. This should not cause concern for American men nor the women who love them. Only the pole smoking queens would consider wearing this stuff, and what they wear is completely irrelevant. It’s what they do that matters. And thankfully, they do it to each other.

Pete on April 30, 2013 at 9:51 am

Thanks Debbie, all of the guys at work got a good laugh over this.

A female co worker said, if it was MALE lingerie like speedos and such that enhanced the MALE parts then she’d like it.
She said “I want a man—not a girlfriend”.

Anyone (who isn’t already a cross dresser) who doesn’t laugh at this has “issues”.

jimmyPx on April 30, 2013 at 11:45 am

At least, this will make Muslim heads explode. Can you imagine the cognitive and emotional dissonance in a Muslim male’s head when he sees this?

Pray Hard on April 30, 2013 at 12:22 pm

that is crazy,i like men who can be men,i like hair on a mans chest anything less is still a boy,can’t stand a man who spends more time on his hair than i do,an putting a man in lace is just to foo foo,for me,if a man wants to be a woman,then have an opperation for that,how could anyone take a man serouse ever after seeing him dressed like that.

christina on May 1, 2013 at 4:50 am

Come to think of it, I expect this sort of clothing would look great on A1.

skzion on May 3, 2013 at 11:50 am

Why is everyone so judgmental about this? I’m a normal, masculine, hetero American male. I heard about this company a few months ago and thought it sounded kinda quirky, so I ordered their white lace teddy and a few other things on a whim. I’m your typical straight guy with traditional values, it’s just nice to wear something pretty every now and then, when I’m relaxing around the house or in bed. I got some of their panties too and sometimes it’s fun to wear them to work under my slacks. You guys need to be a little more tolerant and inclusive about things that don’t affect you.

Jason on August 1, 2013 at 3:40 pm

Men-the New Women alert again? Jeez, Debbie’s husband just can not take the hint. Alright, I’ll spell it out for him:
Debbie knows you’ve been checking out HommeMystere’s website. Your browser history doesn’t lie. This is VERY naughty and you WILL be punished when she comes home and you will like it. A firm spanking is only the beginning.

Danny on August 2, 2013 at 12:54 am

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