October 15, 2013, - 3:38 pm

Revolting Halloween Costume of the Day: Halloween City Markets This Trash to “Teens”

By Debbie Schlussel

On Sunday, I checked out the Halloween City store in Farmington Hills, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit. I went there mostly because I’d never gone inside one of these temporary stores that pop up for a month or two before Halloween, and I wanted to see what it was like. But I was kind of disturbed by one of the “costumes” the store featured under the sign, “TEEN.”

No, it wasn’t one of the many trashy costumes of maids, nurses, prostitutes, and what have you that are typically found at all of these costume places. Those are old hat, and the store wasn’t consciously suggesting those costumes for teens (though I’m sure it sells plenty of those to young teens, anyway). The costume I found objectionable was this one I took photos of below. Yes, it’s just a t-shirt, but it’s not just any t-shirt. It depicts the costume that America’s Skank-In-Chief Miley Cyrus wore in her highly sexual twerking appearance with Robin Thicke at the MTV Video Music Awards about a month ago. And on top of it, there’s that foam finger that Ms. Virus used as a sex toy.

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Since Halloween City has the sign, “TEEN,” above the display, I ask you: you want your 13- or 14-year-old girl wearing that costume so she can let the world know she’s “open for business”? You do realize that the tongue stuck out on the animal depicted (and Cyrus’ now forever tongue stuck out pose for cameras) symbolizes oral sex, right? It would be more intellectually honest if you had your kid dress up as a hooker.










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I realize that all kinds of people–adults and kids–go to these Halloween stores to buy all kinds of costumes. And Halloween City’s front window has signs reading both “KIDS COSTUMES” and “SEXY COSTUMES.”

The problem is that Halloween City apparently thinks these two categories are interchangeable.

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36 Responses

So I guess they didn’t have too many costumes of George Washington, the Pilgrims, or Columbus?

Little Al on October 15, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    Al,

    you’re assuming the idiots who buy these trashy costumes even know the names of one of our country’s founders, but they know all the names of the Jersey Shore cast members as well as who is on today’s top 10 music list like “Smelly Virus” Miley Cyrus.

    Habib Akbarovich on October 15, 2013 at 4:16 pm

Halloween…the only so called “Holiday” in in which women and young girls can dress up as professional prostitutes, walk the streets dressed as such, and not get harassed or arrested by the cops.

LOL

Habib Akbarovich on October 15, 2013 at 4:13 pm

“tongue stuck out… symbolizes oral sex, right?”

No, I didn’t. I wonder who thought that up and why they think it would symbolize that?

DS_ROCKS! on October 15, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    I believe that the depiction of one’s tongue hanging out being associated with oral sex was solidified by the Rolling Stones shown on the front cover of their “Sticky Fingers” album (some 40 plus years ago?) The Rolling Stones didn’t affirm that notion, but commentary of the day did.

    Neils60 on October 15, 2013 at 6:46 pm

      Neils, “Sticky Fingers” is the infamous cover with a man in a tight pair of jeans on it. It’s indeed gross & distasteful, but the music of it is sublime.

      I know this because years ago I told somebody who kept asking me my two fav Rolling Stones albums (for gifts) and so they would remember I told them just look for balls and birthday cake (“Let It Bleed”) so you know which ones (of the albums) to get me. (RS have a HUGE discography so picking 2 could have come up with any combo!!)

      Skunky on October 15, 2013 at 7:41 pm

    You do realize that the tongue stuck out on the animal depicted (and Cyrus’ now forever tongue stuck out pose for cameras) symbolizes oral sex, right?

    I remember when a TV commedienne stuck her tongue out like that as a PARODY of sexiness.

    Miranda Rose Smith on October 16, 2013 at 3:10 am

    Dig into it, Chief. You’ll find out what it means. Might suprise you.

    William on October 16, 2013 at 9:25 am

The rock group KISS did the tongue-out bit, didn’t it?

For a while I thought Debbie harped a bit too much on the sleazoid M. Virus and the Kardashians. That was before I actually paid attention to popular “lifestyle” sources for a couple of days. Things really are as bad as Debbie claims. Appalling.

S: I don’t think KISS/Gene Simmons stuck their tongue out for the same reason. But I could be wrong. DS

skzion on October 15, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    That’s correct, Skzion and I don’t just say that because I love to hate her. It’s apropos and I know of it because the Brit papers are OBSESSED with covering this twat and her epileptic, hound-dog tongue (because people hate her like me and also like her (???) so it gets heaps of traffic, the stories on this skank). I’ve made a concerted effort not to click on those stories (admittedly, to annoy myself…) anymore unless they are newsworthy (like her anti-semitic comment story…).

    DSR, she has been at this behind the scenes for YEARS…even before her “make over”. If you google image Viley Virus & birthday cake (or cake) you’ll see older pictures of her doing just what DS says over a penis shaped cake (birthday cake for her ex-drongo “fiance”). She did it a few years in a row (presenting a penis-shaped cake with her cow tongue flopping out licking it)…not just 1 birthday.

    As I have said before, I have watched this fraud for years and her REAL image was not anything like her coached, Disney “image”. Now the two (public and private) are one and the same. I could tell she was long into sleaze by just the candid and private moments of her past released to the press by accident. Fast and loose indeed. This skank has long had an oral/penis fixation. It’s beyond disgusting.

    It’s all so easy to despise her (and I do…) but it’s coming to the point now that if the public is going to embrace her (and it seems that they are) then I have to hate the dopes who prop her up and give her a platform even more. If the public enriches her, what does that say about our culture?

    I know and I don’t like it one bit!

    Skunky on October 15, 2013 at 4:35 pm

      I’m convinced, Skunky!

      skzion on October 15, 2013 at 7:17 pm

      Food for thought: How many of those who embrace Miley “Virus” precisely because of her gross exhibitionist displays are dyed-in-the-wool Obama supporters? Just askin’. (And the question may be rhetorical, anyway.)

      ConcernedPatriot on October 16, 2013 at 6:14 am

Interesting replies, thanks.

DS_ROCKS! on October 15, 2013 at 5:42 pm

Oh, how about the old Rolling Stones “mouth” logo? I guess that predates them all.

DS_ROCKS! on October 15, 2013 at 5:45 pm

But then again, I’m actually confused. Aren’t these outfits the way these bubbleheads normally dress? Why are they considered costumes?

Little Al on October 15, 2013 at 5:50 pm

It goes back to absentee parents who obviously do not care.

worry01 on October 15, 2013 at 6:20 pm

The sun dazed panting bitch in heat look. super cool.

Frankz on October 15, 2013 at 6:31 pm

Who doesn’t want to grab that tongue (with gloves on, of course) and yank it out? C’mon, you know you do.

JeffT on October 15, 2013 at 6:40 pm

Get off Miley. I happened to catch an interview on line, she sticks her tongue out as an act of nervousness. She is actually quite level headed and playing people like all the previous haters above this post. She has to the top video, etc. She has a clear plan, and a clear path, she isn’t nearly as dumb as she playing YOU all for. Do you Miley, Keep Doing You!

Big D on October 15, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    Oh yeah, Big Dumb Dinky. How about you make her an honorary member of your group BUAN (Blacks United Against Niggas)? I’m sure she has a library card.

    skzion on October 15, 2013 at 7:15 pm

      LOL, Skzion. I’m considering ignoring BDD. He says things for attention and to get a rise out of those heaps smarter than him by being contradictory (FRAUD). He’s a total dope and never adds any intelligence (or FACTS) to the debate, just dopey sh** to get a rise out of peeps (and projection and blame-dumping because the mirror’s reflection is too real for a git like him…stats & demographics too). He’s as inconsistent as a nun who’s also a porn “star”.

      On another thread he saw fit to come clean with Louis Farrakhan type nonsense on White people. What a goose he is. BER-KIRK!!

      Skunky on October 15, 2013 at 7:32 pm

        I think it may be sensible to ignore him for the reasons you list. Now he’s taken to making obnoxious comments and then saying it was all a joke or that one of us made him do it. In addition: (1) he lacks the integrity to go after real racists who post here; 2) he avoids saying anything bad about the Mooooslims; but (3) he is sure to be found defending anti-Semitism, especially when a sista or brotha is involved.

        So what really does he have to say here of any importance?

        skzion on October 15, 2013 at 8:12 pm

          BULLSEYE, Skzion. That was taking down all those apt arguments with one, strong bullet! Love it! And good ‘onya!

          Skunky on October 15, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    Get off my Miley Big DeeDee, I just got off yours :P

    Frankz on October 15, 2013 at 8:41 pm

    Damn Big D for a minute there I thought you said that you wanted to keep doing Miley. Sorry my mistake. Seriously dude do you really think that the Virus sticks out her pasty tongue because she got a bad case of nerves. It seems to me that she has a bad case of the skanky stupids.

    Ken B on October 15, 2013 at 8:46 pm

      Ken B: LOL.

      skzion on October 15, 2013 at 9:26 pm

Skunky I’ll give you credit, you read me right on this post. I was only trolling. I figured I was going to get dogpiled for this one. You had me heated earlier.

Big D on October 15, 2013 at 7:42 pm

And skzion, you need to keep B.U.A.N out of your mouth. Its not a game, with me. I know you are a child and feel the need to attempt to belittle with your foolish posts and bigoted comments, but its tired!

Big D on October 15, 2013 at 7:45 pm

First, it’s just a sign of the times. In another detroit suburb I was in before, I was shocked to see young girls coming to the door dressed as hookers a few times a night. They’d act the part and were a bit too friendly. I’d carefully toss a single candy in the pillow case and close the door. The first time it happened years ago, I actually questioned the little ho’s. “what exactly are YOU supposed to be dressed as?” Answer,”Working girls, Escorts, Dancers” stuff like that. Proud of their newly minted “assets”, I can only imagine what some of the other scum bag adults would do and say to these young idiots. Just sad.
And Big dummy, need to keep yo mouth out of these discussions if your feelings get hurt so easily. It’s not that easy to intimidate grown folks that aren’t impressed by ghetto fabulous pedigrees. Actually most people just pass you by like the smelly guy at the gas station trying to scare whitey out of pocket change. Miley is being “managed” by karney west. What a great world this is when a pimp can openly pimp with the blessing of the father.

samurai on October 15, 2013 at 7:59 pm

    Just for full disclosure: my Halloween costume, one year when I was in college, was an 1890s hooker. Teenagers can be silly.

    Miranda Rose Smith on October 16, 2013 at 3:28 am

happy poptarts everybody…

Frankz on October 15, 2013 at 8:51 pm

Let me start off by saying that a few years ago while I took my kids trick or treating I happened to see a woman and her tween daughter in matching “working girl” costumes. She not only walked around dressed like that with her daughter but her daughter’s female friends had other questionable costumes on that night. Now you have to ask yourselves who would want their daughters looking like a trashy ex Disney “star” who thinks that she’s all that but looks like a mon chi chi with a pasty tongue and a flat body. I just gave you exhibit A.

Ken B on October 15, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    Ken, you’re right: that Virus chick has nothing to strut.

    skzion on October 15, 2013 at 9:30 pm

If anyone out there KNOWS Miley Cyrus, suggest to her that she prepare for her next tongue-stuck-out TV appearance by drinking a couple of quarts of grape Koolaid and dying her tongue purple? She’d look even more gross and ridiculous.

Miranda Rose Smith on October 16, 2013 at 3:19 am

Ok, you’re basically supposed to dress slutty on Halloween for girls, an it’s a joke you really think people are going to find that miley stuff atractive? Ok. And “the tongue sticking out represents oral sex”? Really? No. She said she just feels more natural to stick your tongue out than smiling. You’re taking this way to serious! Please stop.

PJ on October 16, 2013 at 10:58 pm

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