October 31, 2005, - 11:47 am

Another Halloween Costume: Tampon Man Now Islam’s Envoy to U.S.

By Debbie Schlussel
Remember Tampon Man a/k/a Prince Charles of Great Britain?
Yup. That one. The Prince who, in taped phone conversations, told Camilla Parker Bowles–with whom he was allegedly cheating on Princess Diana–that he wished he was Camilla’s tampon and wanted to “live inside your [Camilla’s] trousers.” Read the whole sleazy royal “conversation” between Camilla and Prince Tampon, here.
Now, Tampon Man is wearing an interesting new Halloween costume–Islam’s envoy to America. He told the Telegraph of London that the purpose of his visit, tomorrow, with President Bush is to impress upon Bush the virtues of Islam. Apparently, Prince Tampon doesn’t think the President and his Karen Hughes (State Dept’s chief panderer to Islamic world) have pandered enough to Islamists who want to destroy us.
And what a surprise, fellow Brit and HAMAS fundraiser (and U.S. No Fly List resident) Yusuf Islam a/k/a Cat Stevens just loves Prince Tampon.

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Prince Charles of Tampon: Islam’s New Envoy to U.S.

In any event, we think the choice of the Tampon Prince as the latest, most prominent envoy for Islam speaks for itself.
Can you blame Tampon Man for exalting Islam? It is the fastest growing religion (and Arabs are the fastest growing ethnic group) in the United Kingdom. There are 11 times as many Muslims as there are Jews in Britain, for example. It is the shekels of these Muslims, who have invested heavily in Britain and own a great deal of its businesses and properties (like the Al-Fayed family which owns Harrod’s), that fund the lifelong millions in welfare to keep the inbred Tampon Prince living in style without ever having held a job.
Plus, there is that Arab Muslim (son of Al-Fayed) who took his whiny, glorified high school drop-out ex-wife out of his life forever, so he’d be free to be with Camilla.
In America, too, we have people who do the bidding of sugar daddies. But we don’t call them “Prince.” We call them prostitutes. Most of them, however, haven’t made recorded pronouncements about the virtues of being someone else’s tampon.

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18 Responses

Wow…those wacky Brits sure know how to speak the “language of love,” don’t they?

William Smith on October 31, 2005 at 1:15 pm

My God! This moron is our ally?

KOAJaps on October 31, 2005 at 1:25 pm

Debbie that was so goood! I was just rolling and bustin’ my sides. I just wish i could see it reprinted in “The Sun” mewspaper but that wouldn’t be “proper”.
This guy is what we brits call a merchant banker …..i.e. WANKER!…absolutely and completely. Please let him stay in your country forever as he loves to talk to trees etc., and i know you have a lot of those, right.
Well let’s be honest..he must get tired talking to the rotweiller every night! As if he knows anything about the religion of peace….give me a break!!

fatwaman on October 31, 2005 at 4:49 pm

sure we should learn the virtues of Islam then like his homeland,every other person living here will be a arab (who hates us)and believes in their heart we must die.

danny on October 31, 2005 at 5:33 pm

Oh and have our heads chopped off too,

KOAJaps on October 31, 2005 at 6:57 pm

As an English commoner, you have my permission to kick that tree hugging Prince Dope right up the Potomac…
Remember the good old days when all you expected of royalty was scandal, sleeping around and being secretly gay?

espresso on November 1, 2005 at 5:23 am

What do you expect from a guy who thinks palmetto trees produce coconuts.

JRob on November 1, 2005 at 7:39 am

The virtues of Islam:
A. A religion that treats women as property,
B. A religion that’s intolerant of any religion but Islam,
C. A religion that dictates every aspect of a person’s life,
D. A religion that does not recognize the concept of Free Will,
E. A religion whose economic policies guarantee a life of poverty,
F. A religion whose followers have not contributed anything to science or industry,
G. A religion that proscribes murder and violence to achieve its objectives,
H. A religion whose objective is world domination, and forcing “non-believers” to either; convert, die, or live in subjugation.
I can elaborate further but I think you get my drift.
Prince Up-Chuck’s Islamic propaganda campaign must be the result of falling off his polo pony one too many times, and landing on his head.

Thee_Bruno on November 1, 2005 at 12:15 pm

The British Royal Family has not exactly been (at least since Edward VII) friends of the Jews. Only once has one of them even dared to visit Israel and that was Prince Chuckles for Prime Minister Rabin’s funeral 10 years ago. Their silence on the anti Semitism infesting the U.K. has been deafening.

Ripper on November 4, 2005 at 11:36 am

I think Prince Charles is very clever man , he know where the money is at the present situation .The Arabs dream is to mix with white and civilized race.Really Prince Charles is the real Prince of Arabia , Beside Money talks .

layla on March 5, 2014 at 2:41 am

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