July 25, 2014, - 8:33 pm
The fat Kartrashian sister, Khloe Kardashian (Chris Farley with hair extensions), wants you to know that she is helping her married Muslim boyfriend observe Ramadan by not having sex with him and helping him keep count of the Ramadan days. (I think she’s also helping him fast by eating all of his food.) Oh, and did I mention that he was an illegal alien and might still be?
The calorically-gifted (or is that, “differently digestive”?) Kardashian is “dating” (euphemism) French Montana, the Moroccan-born Muslim whose real name is Karim Kharbouch. He is a devout Muslim and father of a son with his wife Deen Kharbouch, to whom he is still married. But in Islam–which falsely bills itself as the “religion of modesty”–men are allowed to have an infinite number of sex partners outside of the marriage, especially if those sex partners are infidel chicks, whom Islam considers to be sharmutahs [whores]. In the case of the Kardashians, a spot on description. But apparently, Kharbouch treats his infidel sharmutahs well. While he’s failed to pay child support for his abandoned son, he bought the multi-millionairess Skankdashian a Land Rover for her birthday.
High school dropout Kharbouch told “The Fader” that his mother was on welfare for the entire time she was in the United States and that they were trying to avoid deportation, meaning that they were illegal aliens.
Khloe Kardashian is not having sex with her rapper boyfriend French Montana due to his religious beliefs. The 30-year-old reality star revealed during a radio interview on Thursday that she and Montana are abstaining during the month of Ramadan out of respect for his faith in Islam. ‘There’s no sex during Ramadan,’ she told Power 105, adding jokingly, ‘That’s so fun.’
French also said he is currently eschewing alcohol for Ramadan as well as fasting during the daylight hours, per the requirements of the faith. Meanwhile, Montana has been accused of being a bad influence on Khloe. But the Kardashian had some harsh words for her critics. ‘They’re not f**king him, so why should they care?’ the 30-year-old said during the same radio interview, alongside her rapper beau.
I tried to listen to the inanely stupid radio interview the two of them did, in which they spoke briefly about Ramadan. But I felt my brain cells dying and my IQ dropping in the process.
In a display of Muslim modesty, the “classy” Kharbouch, who is CEO of Cocaine City Records and heads the rap group Coke Boys, posted a photo of Kardashian’s butt on his Instagram account, last week. His lyrics, which are yet another classic display of Islamic modesty. From the “song,” “Pop That” (in case you didn’t get it, that’s a sexual term and “Molly” is the drug ecstasy):
Drop that p-ssy bitch . . .
Drop that p-ssy bitch . . .
Ass so fat, need a lap dance . . .
She seen it, got it, that p-ssy soaking . . .
I love my big booty bitches
My life a Godfather picture
Local club in my city
I fell in love with a stripper
Bitches know I’m that n-gga
Talkin four door Bugatti
I’m the life of the party let’s get these hoes on the Molly
You know I came to stunt
So drop that p-ssy bitch
I got what you want
Drop that pussy bitch
Film it, film it
This bitch want me to film it . . .
Feed them bitches carrots
F-ck ‘em like a rabbit
Sorry that’s a habit
Smoke a spliff and then I vanish . . .
Biiiitch, Stop talkin’ that sh-t
And suck a n-gga d-ck for some Trukfit
Okay I f-ck a bitch and I’m gone
That’s gangsta Al Capone
I make that p-ssy spit like bone
Talkin’ bout Bone, bone, bone, bone . . .
Beat that p-ssy up
Stop playin’, I make her ass scream and holla, like rock bands
I’m a beast, I’m off the leash . . .
Pop that p-ssy like a zit
Best not to be “Keeping Up With the Kardashians.”
By the way, Khloe isn’t the only Kartrashian who is servicing a vile lowlife Muslim rapper. Kanye West, porn star Kim Kardashian’s now-husband, has repeatedly said that he is a Muslim and goes to a mosque. And the Kartrashians are frequent fixtures in the anti-Semitic, anti-Israel United Arab Emirates, including Dubai.
How long until these sluts are protesting for HAMAS? 3-2-1 . . . .
Exit Question: What is French Montana a/k/a Kharbouch’s immigration status? He admitted that he and his family were illegal aliens. And the rest of his family (who may have come here illegally and definitely stayed here illegally) is back in Morocco. So, why is he still here, fathering kids and abandoning them and sleeping with Kardashians?
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