July 31, 2014, - 5:09 pm

HUH? Obama Sues to Impose His Fat Chick Fetish on This Profession

By Debbie Schlussel

Barack Obama’s “Justice” Department is suing the Pennsylvania State Police because Obama wants to make sure that fat, incompetent women dominate the police and criminals win.

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Attention, Obama: Effective Police Only Look Like Melissa McCarthy in the Movies

On Tuesday, Eric Holder’s agency filed suit because 30% of women applicants since 2003 have failed a physical fitness test used to screen applicants for state trooper positions. And apparently we can’t have that, so the Obamaniks want the test eliminated. Better to have fat people who are wheezing as they fail to chase and catch criminals, right? This is, by the way, a preview of what will happen (actually what is already happening) with the Marines’ infantry program and with the Navy SEALS. All of the usual, necessary standards are being reduced or “revised” so that physically unfit women will qualify and those organizations’ quality will be reduced. It is an insult, by the way, to the 70% of women who actually met these strenuous requirements that are there for a reason.

The head of the Pennsylvania State Police urged the U.S. Justice Department on Wednesday to withdraw a new lawsuit that claims the agency’s physical fitness standards for recruits discriminate against women. Commissioner Frank Noonan said identical requirements for men and women make sense because most new troopers perform the same job, and that lowering standards would endanger safety and insult those who have already met them. “We will not be bullied into changing and lowering our standards by the Department of Justice or anybody else,” Noonan told reporters outside the police academy in Hershey.







Noonan said the standards for incoming recruits are modest, including a 300 meter run in 1 minute and 17 seconds, 13 push-ups, a 14-inch vertical leap and running for 1.5 miles in 17 minutes and 48 seconds. He said a recruit in poor physical condition can slow down the entire class.

Um, some people can even walk 1.5 miles in 17 minutes and 48 seconds. This is an easy test.

The lawsuit said that nearly all male recruits pass the initial physical readiness tests, while about 30 percent of women fail. About 5 percent of the department’s 4,700 sworn members are women, and Noonan said recruiting more women is a priority.

The 10-page lawsuit filed Tuesday in federal court in Harrisburg asks a judge to order the department hire women on an equal basis with men. The Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division argued that the different pass rates for men and women were evidence the tests had a disparate impact on women.

HUH? No, G-d and nature have a “disparate impact on women,” since women are naturally physically less strong than men on average. That’s just a fact of life. The different pass rates are evidence of the way things are, minus steroids.

It seeks an order preventing the state police from engaging in discriminatory employment practices, as well as back pay and other remedies for women who did not pass the test. . . . Noonan said female troopers generally support maintaining uniform fitness benchmarks. “They do not want separate standards for this job, because invariably that would make them second-class troopers, troopers who can’t meet the standards,” Noonan said. Pennsylvania has one of the nation’s largest state police forces. It provides coverage to about 80 percent of the state, including many rural and remote areas.

“By the nature of our job, we’re out there by ourselves,” Noonan said. “A lot of times we don’t have backup. So to put a test in place that basically passes everybody — well, what’s the point of having a test?”

Hmmm . . . state troopers never have to chase after criminals, right? So, clearly a physical fitness test has nothing whatsoever to do with catching the bad guys. Isn’t that obvious?

Also, this is very unfair to donut-loving fat chicks and overweight lesbians. And Gabourey Sidibe, who would make a wonderful state trooper.

Are the FBI and CIA next?

Frankly, this is all very boring to me. It would be much more exciting if the Obama Justice Department sued Elle, Vogue, and Cosmo for not using three-hundred-pound models in photo shoots. This is highly discriminatory and very demoralizing and hostile to the “differently-sized,” “calorically-gifted,” “diversely consuming,” and “unconventionally digestive” in our country. Ditto for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition which not only discriminates against chubby women, but the chubby chasers who love them.

Remember that lawsuit some guy once filed against Hooters for not allowing him to become a waiter there? An intolerant judge quickly laughed that out of court. I say it’s time for Eric Holder to go after them and the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, too.

It simply isn’t fair that they have no one with the physique of Jim Belushi working for either.

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“the standards for incoming recruits are modest, including a 300 meter run in 1 minute and 17 seconds, 13 push-ups, a 14-inch vertical leap and running for 1.5 miles in 17 minutes and 48 seconds.”

That’s just incredible. A 14″ vertical leap? Debbie is not exaggerating when she says that Melissa McCarthy-type women are the only ones who will benefit from this. Who can’t “leap” a 14″ barrier?

DS_ROCKS! on July 31, 2014 at 5:18 pm

    After she sits on ‘em her partner can cuff ‘em! Oj!

    Ann Halina on July 31, 2014 at 7:12 pm

      There is some good news here…….Candy Crowley now has a shot at a second career…….

      Victoryman on August 1, 2014 at 8:52 am

    The average vertical jump height for marathoners is 6″. Marathoners. They train the wrong muscles for jumping.

    This isn’t a hop over a barrier at a jog, one foot at a time. This is standing with both feet together on the floor, and jumping straight up into the air and onto something 14″ high. It’s hard. Way harder than you’d think. Try it.

    Sarah on August 2, 2014 at 8:31 pm

Reminds me of a girl from my BP Academy class. She was well connected, and knew every EEO angle from every perspective imaginable. The training instructors were scared to death of her, and she knew it. Her GPA in Law & Spanish was 98%+ but she was a fat slob. She ordered pizza & Subway late night AFTER she stuffed her face at the chow hall. An 8-minute mile in those days was required to graduate. The 8-minute digital timer stopped when she had covered less than half a mile. She was terminated on-the-spot, and was flying home the next day. Absolutely unsuitable for any serious armed position.

#1 Vato on July 31, 2014 at 5:21 pm

Eric Holder is suing the police for doing their job! Stop hatin’ all of the time!

Jimmie L on July 31, 2014 at 6:04 pm

Huh? Yes he’s laughing at you and not vice versa.

donnied on July 31, 2014 at 6:47 pm

He could go after Vogue but that would just antagonise people he doesn’t want to antagonise.

donnied on July 31, 2014 at 6:47 pm

Ninja now you shall see, you will wish you had been wiser

donnied on July 31, 2014 at 7:12 pm

Last week when Michelle Obama spoke at a gathering of physicians and nutritionists at a Childhood Obesity Forum in Las Vegas, she stunned the conference when she suggested slaughtering morbidly obese children. Maybe Obama should listen to his wife more often.http://www.thedailyrash.com/michelle-obama-proposes-slaughtering-obese-children

BlackBatLicorice on July 31, 2014 at 7:24 pm

This sounds great. We should also allow pilots to fly for the Navy and Air Force who are visually impaired and retrofit all of our aircraft so that a seeing-eye dog can be on board. I also want to see hearing impaired air traffic controllers. I would also be in favor of quadriplegic police and fire fighters. Ok, so they wouldn’t be as quick or efficient as you people who have the use of all of your limbs but it’s not fair to exclude them. Finally, I think that mentally impaired persons should be entitled to become doctors. We need to lower our standards so that we can accomodate everyone. Those of you who would be hesitant about having someone who is “slow” perform open heart surgery on you or a loved are either racist, sexist, islamophobic, or homophobic. You should be sent to a re-education camp so that your bad thoughts can be purged.

Jeff on July 31, 2014 at 7:24 pm

    And than too, what about the Secret Service? Why can’t Obama surround himself with a bunch of femmy-tubbys in black? It’s only fair, don’t ‘ya think?

    theShadow on August 1, 2014 at 1:01 am

When my younger son went through Army basic training this past year, he told me that every female in their training failed the grenade-throwing test. Yet, they want to put women in combat who can’t throw a grenade far enough to keep it from blowing up themselves and their fellow soldiers instead of the enemy.

joan on July 31, 2014 at 7:32 pm

    Maybe they could hand out little pink, yellow and fuchsia colored grenades.

    Adam on July 31, 2014 at 8:00 pm

    Used to always find live shells on the range. Always 00-Buckshot or Slugs, and usually in front of where the females were firing. Seems the ‘real’ ammo hurt their delicate little shoulders, so they pretended to shoot and simply ejected live shells. In all the noise & confusion, few realized it unless you were tasked with retrieving the brass.

    #1 Vato on July 31, 2014 at 8:15 pm

      A BPA chick busted her jaw at quals one quarter during the shotty portion, I heard. I also heard of a BPA chick who couldn’t wrap her hands around a 96D enough to pass quals at the academy, twice.

      nadie on July 31, 2014 at 8:52 pm

      Womyn can’t police their own un-fired brass? I suppose that would be misogynistic to make them bend over like that.

      nadie on August 1, 2014 at 1:35 am

        Typically hired by-the-pound. Not a pretty site.

        #1 Vato on August 1, 2014 at 2:33 pm

    They are using Bill Clinton reasoning here…….”Close, but no cigar.”

    Victoryman on August 1, 2014 at 8:51 am

In Chicago, Obama clone Emanuel wants to give preferential hiring in the fire department to graduates of the Chicago Public Schools.

just fed up on July 31, 2014 at 8:19 pm

I believe women and transexuals should join Navy Seals. We have a lot of strong women and transexuals in this country.

Al on July 31, 2014 at 8:35 pm

Pennsylvania went Blue right after the polls closed in Nov. 2012 so they deserve to deal with the insanity they voted for.

P. Aaron on July 31, 2014 at 8:48 pm

Where is Michael, I mean Michelle, Obama in all of this? She hates fatties!

Conservative Mark on July 31, 2014 at 9:22 pm

Let me see if I can comprehend this. The Department of Justice can file lawsuits against the Pennsylvania State Police; but, if I’m the victim of a crime that is not prevented because some new DOJ hire, who is too fat to be hired in the first place, doesn’t do anything to prevent a crime against me, but, I can’t sue the DOJ? BULL$#!¥ Makes me want to move to Pennsylvania in order to get standing.

nadie on July 31, 2014 at 9:40 pm

Isn’t this a “states rights” issue? Why would the federal government have jurisdiction over state police standards?

And, WTH is “EEO”, “BPA” and and a “96D”

Dale Zalaoras on July 31, 2014 at 9:59 pm

    EEO= Equal Employment Opportunity. The vehicle used by unqualified/unsuitable people to get jobs they otherwise are not qualified to have.

    BPA= Border Patrol Agent.

    96D= no, not really big knockers. It is in reference to the Service issued handgun.

    #1 Vato on July 31, 2014 at 11:24 pm

Not news. What can any rational person expect from a government run by people who support terrorism and hate civilization? They are totally incapable of doing ANYTHING that could be helpful in any shape or form to America. Period.

Meanwhile, Jonathan Demme has come out of the closet to say that he supports the terrorists and he “abhors” Israel’s acts of self-defense–but that he is not anti-Semitic. Yeah, sure. Over in Europe they agree 100% with Jonathan Demme and they are attacking Jews and Jewish property in the streets. But, of course, that isn’t anti-Semitism according to the pro-terrorists, like Demme.

And Demme is soooooooo concerned with “humanity” that he has also said very bad things about the Muslims committing terrorism every single day against their own kind: http://bonedjello.com/blogger14/badluck.jpg

Okay, so I lied, he never said any bad things about that because he’s perfectly okay with terrorism and mass murders.

He just gets all upset when Jews defend themselves against terrorism, but it’s not because they’re Jewish, you understand? He made that perfectly clear.

Clear as the brown-stained treadmarks in his shorts.

Ralph Adamo on July 31, 2014 at 11:39 pm

    I hereby officially rename Jonathan Demme:
    Jonathan Dhimmi

    Ralph Adamo on July 31, 2014 at 11:45 pm

Where’s the key woman?

Love's the Key on August 1, 2014 at 12:35 am

The Elle, Vogue and Cosmo models are not only unfair to overweight women. They are dangerously unfair to quite average weight women, who look at the models, think that’s the norm, and become anorexic trying to look like the models.

No, overweight women should not become police officers. But the ostracism they face in our society, in contexts where looks and physical fitness are not relevant, drives many of them to crash diets, anorexia and bulemia. In contexts where weight is not important, people in general should be more tolerant of overweight people.

Miranda Rose Smith on August 1, 2014 at 2:08 am

    Exellent point Miranda. Because if the DOJ cared, they would act consistently and file lawsuits against Vogue, etc. The DOJ is not the arbiter of fairness, though; they are there to protect our society from criminals. For four decades, plus, our society has felt compelled to level everything out. But, when things are unevenly levelled, people lose faith in the system. Does the DOJ care about overweight women? Nope. They’re just the blunt tool used by fools to destroy the old. Fundamental change, or comprehensive whatevers, are just ways to tear down the old and replace it with what? Well, I don’t think progressives can think that far ahead, but no matter to them. The use of the DOJ, IRS, or any other government agency, based on nebulous thoughts or whimsy is wrong. And making businesses place handicapped ramps that do not cater to handicapped needs, fat chicks on their payroll, blind pilots with seeing-eye dogs, or whatever, are just the means to an unknown progressive end.

    nadie on August 1, 2014 at 8:44 am

sorry, misread the article please ignore my comments

donnied on August 1, 2014 at 11:50 am

Hey, I want to be a pro basketball player, but at only 5’8″, I’m too short. But due to my love of the game, that’s what I want to be. So Debbie, can you sue the NBA for me…I’m not physically fit enough to be a pro player, but still I want the job. I think I’m ENTITLED to the millions and millions of dollars those guys get too…because I short! You see, because of my height-challenged genetics, it’s not my fault that I’m short and unable to play pro ball. That’s why I’m entitled to the money! Do you see?

Red Randy on August 1, 2014 at 2:52 pm

What’s next: Affirmative action for the horizontally challenged?

Rocker on August 2, 2014 at 3:39 pm

The thing bothers me is that a Cop who can’t keep up with a perp is more likely to use lethal force, ergo the Donkey party want more you blacks dead?

John T on August 3, 2014 at 7:02 pm

What do we want?

MORE WHITES IN THE NBA!

When do we want it?

NOW!

FriscoKid on August 4, 2014 at 5:56 pm

How do you know if Debbie could meet the standards set by the state troopers? That’s the point of Debbie’s article, as I understand it. But, I don’t think that you get it. So, when there is a crime, or a fire, and someone shows up to rescue you, but they can’t save you because they were hired as a result of watered-down standards foisted on your local agency by the DOJ, then perhaps you’d understand it, too late. I doubt it, though, because poetic justice is something that the DOJ would eff up too.

nadie on August 7, 2014 at 10:08 am

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