September 23, 2014, - 10:21 pm

Hannah Graham: When You Walk Around Drunk in Half a Shirt Alone @ Night, This Happens

By Debbie Schlussel

Is it just me . . . or are you also tired of hearing the sob stories about Hannah Graham, the missing University of Virginia student with the weirdly “sculpted” eyebrows?

Not that I excuse any crime or violence, but if you walk around alone and drunk in half a shirt at night, this kind of thing does happen. I mean, do people really not get this exercise in the utterly obvious?

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On Sunday afternoon, while I was at the gym running on the treadmill, I watched as every single cable news network broke into Graham’s teary-eyed parents’ press conference. Her father held up some silly stuffed animal rabbit and blamed her disappearance on the fact that she forgot this lucky child’s toy at home. I burst out laughing at this absurdity. I understand these parents are at wit’s end about their missing daughter. But, um, sorry, but her disappearance had nothing to do with this dumb stuffed animal. She’s an adult . . . or is supposed to be. And instead of maybe realizing that her disappearance might have had something to do with not acting like one, they blame it on her forgetting the plaything accoutrement of a kid. Yes, if she had only had her stuffed rabbit in her possession while gallivanting drunk and alone in almost no shirt on the dark streets of Charlottesville, she’d be fine. Right?







Wrong.

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Hannah Graham’s Parents Show Her Left Behind Stuffed Rabbit to the Public

Here’s a tip about feminism. It not only allows slutty women to get drunk and run around in no shirt, but it places responsibility on them and their actions. Or it’s at least supposed to. Or at least, that’s what I thought. Wasn’t feminism supposed to have the mission of women empowering (G-d, I hate that word!) themselves and doing what they need to, to control their lives? That means–or should mean–that if an independent woman (independent even of her childish stuffed rabbit) decides to take it upon herself to wear no shirt, get drunk, and roam the dark streets of an urban setting alone, she’s is empowering herself to suffer a tragic, but preventable, horror. Those are the odds, especially if you’re dressed like Beyonce’s back-up dancers, but you are alone on the streets instead of onstage.

If Hannah Graham couldn’t figure that out, maybe that means she doesn’t belong in college. . . or maybe it just means she’s just as dumb as most of the Kardashian generation of college students. And just as unprepared for adulthood. These aren’t adults. They are overgrown, spoiled children whose parents are worried about stuffed animals because they won’t take responsibility for not having been actual parents.

Maybe if Hannah Graham’s parents had spent more time impressing upon her the importance of common sense behavior and values, instead of impressing upon her the sucker-esque (un)power of good luck talismans, she would still be here. She’s probably dead, because they cared more about the magic of stuffed rabbits than they did teaching her these things. Or, if they did teach her these things, she clearly didn’t absorb them. Yes, I know, some parents do everything right, and their rebellious kids just don’t take. And, for a second, I thought that could be the case here–her father was quite sympathetic. But that was only until Pops brought out the stuffed rabbit for the cameras. Then, the jig was up.

Yes, it’s true, Muslims consider a woman like this to be “open meat,” ready for the taking, and I don’t condone that. But criminals and other malefactors who are roaming the streets in the middle of the night have the same attitude as Muslims, and a girl who takes these risks among them is bringing this upon herself, as Hannah Graham did. She told her friends she was lost. Well, guess what? Walking around a city at night alone while drunk can result in being lost. It’s not smart. And I have less sympathy for the deliberately stupid. You might earn a Darwin Award from someone, but you earn no pity from me. Yes, everyone makes mistakes and acts foolishly at one or more points in their lives. But this was a big one.

I pity and feel sorry for women who are snatched and kidnapped in daylight, not those who took endless chances and engaged in blatantly risky behavior. I feel sorry for innocent children who don’t know better. Hannah Graham was none of these. And her forgotten stuffed rabbit or the sympathy you might have for her torn up parents doesn’t change that.

I remember as a high school student when I wanted to walk to my friend’s house at night for a party and my skirt was above my knee. My late father said, “Are you crazy?!” He insisted on walking me and yelled at me for wearing a short skirt alone at night. And I wasn’t drunk. (Heck, my parents wouldn’t even let me see “Risky Business.” They were involved in my life . . . as parents, NOT friends.) My dad had more than a few of those moments withme. Doesn’t sound like Hannah Graham’s dad ever had a single moment like that with her.

And now she’s probably dead. But, hey, it’s just because she left her magical stuffed rabbit behind. None of that other stuff is relevant.

By the way, my parents never impressed upon me the importance of stuffed animals and taking them to college. Pity.

Graham’s dad has an English accent. But how much you wanna bet he and the mom voted for Obama? People give off cues. And lax parents who care more about stuffed animals than important life lessons are definitely in the bag for Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Hussein Obama Idi Amin Dada’s hubby.

On the other hand, there are those “parents” named Palin. So, maybe I’m wrong.

But the bottom line is this:

If you refuse to be responsible parents for your child and you refuse to teach your child to take personal responsibility for what happens to him or her, the odds are greater that you’ll be mourning that child sooner than later.

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372 Responses

Clearly, you are writing this only to elicit a response. I refuse to believe you really think this way. You are just in need of attention.

Barb on September 27, 2014 at 10:58 pm

    We’ve seen all of the expected “wows,” but we are also getting a bunch of “clearly’s.” That word means that no evidence will be provided.

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 10:50 am

I just realized that the periodic reminder to myself and the rest of the regulars has not been repeated for a while, except by certain trolls.

It Happened In Charlottesville, . . .

now showing at a theater near you.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 27, 2014 at 10:58 pm

I’m glad you reminded us about Charlotte’s Web, Alfredo.

I noticed that one participant-troll may have shown up on the Think Progress site. If these creeps didn’t nauseate me so much I’d find the whole thing fascinating.

Here we have a bunch of Democratic-voting authoritarian personalities. Stupid “news stories” like this one are what they can latch onto. But, alas, these immoral non-entities have helped create the very social problems that led to the event in question. They cannot admit this so they lash out.

I think that partly explains their behavior.

Finally, we can indeed discriminate against liberals and Democrats. Institutionally, this means targeting the universities and the media. The former depends upon lots of foreign students and huge money from guaranteed student loans. Both sources of revenue need to be ended.

skzion on September 27, 2014 at 11:57 pm

Donate your brain to science so when you die, they can figure out exactly what part of the brain is necessary for empathy, logic, and kindness–it will be that part you are missing.

Michelle Garcia on September 28, 2014 at 12:04 am

    Michelle, cupcake, I’d suggest the same for you, but one can’t exactly donate a vacuum.

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 12:12 am

I see 2 fags trying to defend a fag-hag…

If debs didn’t want others to give their opinions, she wouldn’t have an open blog accessible to anyone…

There’s no reason for you 2 to defend her… I’m sure she’s big enough to do that on her own…

and she’s certainly big enough… I’ve seen the pictures…

Mooo…

Alberto from Rancid Poon on September 28, 2014 at 3:20 am

    Only one fag, Alberto. (Bows)

    I see your view of a “blog accessible to everyone” excludes participants who agree with the blogger.

    BTW, there is something called “Photoshop” that allows a user to make someone look fat–or thin, or white. Duh.

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 10:46 am

I see 2 fags trying to defend a fag-hag…

If debs didn’t want others to give their opinions, she wouldn’t have an open blog accessible to anyone…

There’s no reason for you 2 to defend her… I’m sure she’s big enough to do that on her own…

and she’s certainly big enough… I’ve seen the pictures…

Moooo…

Alberto from Rancid Poon on September 28, 2014 at 3:21 am

OMG! You are a hideous excuse for a woman! this poor girl and her distraught family did not ask for this pain and grief. You quiet clearly have no normal emotion or compassion. How dare you inflict your ugly thoughts on people who care and people who suffer. You are truly vile, one day something will happen to you or someone close to you and that will be divine retribution for your disgusting behaviour

Caroline on September 28, 2014 at 9:10 am

“Here we have a bunch of Democratic-voting authoritarian personalities. Stupid “news stories” like this one are what they can latch onto. But, alas, these immoral non-entities have helped create the very social problems that led to the event in question. They cannot admit this so they lash out.

I think that partly explains their behavior.” – skzion

This is all too true, and an excellent analysis. You trolls would do well to heed the wisdom above.

You trolls are at the very least insulting, and at the most, quite dangerous. Dangerous to what, you ask? To LIBERTY. You trolls are all for TYRANNY. You people cannot compete in the arena of ideas. The assumptions you make about the regulars on this site, especially those of us who agree with Debbie, are insulting to intelligence and common sense.

We are all adults here, from all walks of life, and age groups. We have all experienced and/or seen just about everything life can offer, from the worst of tragedies to hopefully, the highest moments of elation and joy. Do any of you really think we are so removed and detached from reality that what happened to young Miss Graham has never happened within our own families or circles of friends?

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. I’ve broken bread and shared joints with geeks, gangsters and everything in between. I’ll be 58 years old next month, and spent many, not all, but many years of my youth growing up in what was called “the ghetto” in my day. Nowadays, it’s known as “the hood.”

But you trolls don’t stop and think. YOU PEOPLE CAN’T EVEN USE PARAGRAPHS!!! ALMOST NONE OF YOU!!!

You are full of emotion, lashing out as ‘sk’ says, grabbing boilerplate catch phrases filled with the same, tired old cliches and vile insults, attaching them in some semblance of sentence form, and then blasting through a couple hundred or more posts to a web site you couldn’t care less about. You don’t read, or if you do, it’s certainly not for context.

And your responses are nothing but trash, fit only for cyberspace’s deletion dumpster.

You’re all frauds. You stand for nothing but self importance and high drama. And you’re going to be the death of us all. You, the American left, the “better people.” You’re going to see to it that everything is blown to bits. Kind of like what you keep accusing us on the so-called right of working towards.

Hey, there it is again, that interesting coinkydink. You trolls guilty of all the things you point fingers at.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 28, 2014 at 12:02 pm

    Very nicely argued, Alfredo. Of course, the trolls are psychologically incapable of benefitting from it.

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 4:02 pm

Why do women need to alter their behavior to avoid getting raped, instead of THE RAPISTS ALTERING THEIR CRIMINAL HATE-FILLED BEHAVIOR? You’re fucking skewed and part of the problem.

Maleficent on September 28, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    Absolutely agree. In the same vein, why should children not be allowed out to play on their own just because paedophiles won’t change their behaviours.
    It’s absolutely correct that young women should be able to walk around half naked and alone at night without having to worry about being attacked, just as a mouse should be able to walk through a snake enclosure without having to worry about being eaten, or a Jew should be able to attend a nazi party meeting without fear of attack.
    Teach them to carry on failing to take responsibility for their own safety because they have the right to blame someone else for not following the rules. Good luck to you.

    Joe on September 28, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Because of human nature. Something the Left refuses to face-up to.

    Jane Russell on April 4, 2018 at 1:42 pm

THIS IS CALLED VICTIM BLAMING AND IT MAKES YOU A DISGUSTING EXCUSE FOR A WOMAN. God forbid you or one of your loved ones ever decide to do something alone and get murdered. You better hope they aren’t wearing something “revealing”, or decided to have a few drinks first, or thought it would be ok to walk a block in the dark to their car alone. Stop making the world more ignorant and start looking for ways to keep murderers and sex offenders off the street. You are a horrible, disgusting, ignorant woman and I am ashamed for you.

Charlene Shunick on September 28, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    Charlene Shmuck.

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 4:39 pm

And the last two trolls to post, Malodorous and Ms. Shunick, are typical of the type I made mention of in my previous post, the one where I used the quote from skzion in an effort to jog cognitive, critical thought processes.

FOLKS, SUCH THINGS AS MENTIONED IN THIS ARTICLE HAVE HAPPENED TO US!!! Or at least some of us. Get it? We KNOW the territory of human hatred, tragedy, suffering, etc. If I’m staying at someone’s home and announce I’m going to the store for some food, and they tell me, be careful walking on Azalea Lane, it’s not safe, I’ll change my plans. I will ask them if there is a safer block to walk on.

Then they might tell me, well, it’s a longer walk, but you’re a lot better taking Taylor Place and walking to the store via Cherry Blossom Street, and coming back that way. I might inquire as to why Azalea Lane is not safe, and find out it’s a high crime area, perhaps one that houses a couple of places where gangs have headquarters.

And then, I will proceed to do the prudent thing, and . . .

GASSSSSSSPPPPPP!!! ALTER MY BEHAVIOR!!! My, what a capital idea, find out a certain part of the neighborhood isn’t safe to walk in, especially for newcomers, and ALTER MY BEHAVIOR TO PROTECT MY SORRY ASS!!! WOW!!! THE SHEER EINSTEINIAN BRILLIANCE OF IT ALL, CHANGE ONE’S BEHAVIOR TO PROTECT AGAINST POSSIBLE, NOT GUARANTEED, BUT POSSIBLE HARM!!! YOU DON’T SAY!!!

But not if the news gets wind of a story about some scantily clad teenage chick out romping around at night. Nope. She should just go right in to the belly of the beast, and be able to emerge unscathed every time.

YES, SHE SHOULD!!! THAT’S WHAT DEBBIE AND ALL OF US SAID!!! LIKE THE BLOGGER YOU’RE ALL CRITICIZING!!! SHE SAID IT!!!

But all you people on the left who love gambling so much, all you people who want to see everything legalized, the ODDS are better for a young lady who goes out dressed more modestly, in a group, who stays with the group, or doesn’t go out gallivanting in the first place.

Imagine that. Altering one’s behavior to suit a safety factor. You people on the left want everyone to eat tofu and gluten free products because you THINK the ODDS are that it will be SAFER for everyone. But it won’t, because not everybody’s body works the same. You want to socially engineer everyone’s life because you THINK it will be SAFER for everyone involved, if you BRILLIANT GENIUSES ran all our lives for us.

But a young lady should be able to go out totally unsupervised, get as high as a kite, stumbling drunk, take off all her clothes, go in to the worst area of the worst neighborhood in the world, and emerge unscathed.

Yeah. She SHOULD. But it ain’t how life works, is it? How about a little preventive medicine, lefties? Like your prized Obamacare, which was supposed to make sure that everything was better and more fair for everyone. Howzat workin’ fer ya? Or me, for that matter? Or NormanF, Skunky, Mr. Adamo, howzat better idea of yours workin’ out us all NOWWWWWWWWW?

Shove your righteous indignation until you come up with ideas that really work. We’re entitled to our opinions here, and the TRUE CONTEXT of Debbie’s commentary here was 100% CORRECT!!!

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 28, 2014 at 1:14 pm

    Might wanna watch who you call trolls. Perhaps read the definition. Is it not their fault if they walk along Cherry Blossom Lane? Good luck with that.

    Shannon on September 28, 2014 at 3:30 pm

      Shannon, did you graduate high school? What are you if not trolls? You and the rest of your intellectually challenged posse came onto this site and attacked the blogger without engaging any of her (or our) arguments. Do you call this collection of obscenities, catch phrases, banalities, and sheer misunderstandings “adult participation”?

      skzion on September 28, 2014 at 4:19 pm

    “But all you people on the left who love gambling so much, all you people who want to see everything legalized, the ODDS are better for a young lady who goes out dressed more modestly, in a group, who stays with the group, or doesn’t go out gallivanting in the first place.

    Imagine that. Altering one’s behavior to suit a safety factor. You people on the left want everyone to eat tofu and gluten free products because you THINK the ODDS are that it will be SAFER for everyone. . . . You want to socially engineer everyone’s life because you THINK it will be SAFER for everyone involved, if you BRILLIANT GENIUSES ran all our lives for us. But a young lady should be able to go out totally unsupervised, get as high as a kite, stumbling drunk, take off all her clothes, go in to the worst area of the worst neighborhood in the world, and emerge unscathed.”

    Extremely good work, Alfredo. The whole “social engineers. who suddenly avoid even mild guidance” is devastating.

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 4:13 pm

First, I’d like to make it clear to you that the only reason you are getting so much attention on this disgusting article is because everyone is posting it on social media, outraged at how ignorant you are. It is in no way because anyone gives a shit about your opinions in other matters, in fact most of these people, including me, have no idea who the hell you are.

The fact that you have these thoughts is upsetting. The fact that you share them with the world is outrageous. People are hurting because this girl is missing. She is someone’s child, someone’s best friend. That you would put something out there that people who loved her could potentially come across…it’s evil.

This is a heinous and disgraceful article, and I don’t know what you hoped to achieve by writing it. But if your goal was to make yourself look like a bitch with trashy makeup, mission accomplished.

KaitlynP. on September 28, 2014 at 1:19 pm

    Another one not reading for context, and of course announcing that this is due to outrage on social media. Yeah, grab a keyboard and post, just post, never mind what the blogger really said, just post insults, get over to that site and post insults. Here’s your list of insults, troll screen names, just terrorize the site, maybe we can even get it to crash.

    Then, you go back to the gluten free protein bars, Greek yogurt, and snap another selfie of you and your BFF whooping it up at the spa with two of your frenemies, to post on InstaHam.

    ROTFLMAO!!! P ‘n’ P. Predictable and Pathetic.

    Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 28, 2014 at 1:27 pm

    Kaitlyn, I notice that you have nothing substantive to say. You just waste our time with your feelings. But why should I or anyone here care about the feelings of a bunch of malicious, posturing, hypocritical, ignorant leftists?

    I think it’s GOOD for you to convulse. I am HAPPY to see this effect. Your type are destroying our civilization. Your blind fury clarifies what you really are.

    I had a very low opinion of leftist rabble before, but that opinion, I find, was far too favorable. That is what makes this whole “event” valuable.

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 4:29 pm

This is egregiously offensive to Hannah, her loved ones, and to women everywhere. Shame on you for writing such a disgusting excuse for journalism. Firstly, Hannah’s parents realize that her stuffed bunny could not have literally saved her. I do not quite understand how someone could receive a degree and be encouraged to post to a public forum when she clearly does not understand the nature or even the definition of metaphor.
Secondly, feminism is promoting the equal treatment of women and does not “allow” for any of what you said, and, again, I implore you to revisit basic definitions of commonly used words to avoid continued embarrassment and backlash.
It is pathological and borderline sociopathic to state something like “She’s probably dead, because they cared more about the magic of stuffed rabbits than they did teaching her these things.” This is a missing person, and you are viciously attacking her parents and judging them based off of zero empirical evidence. You state that you don’t condone crime, but you continue on to state that it’s “okay” or even the victims fault if they were dressed in a certain manner. Then you went on to say that she was “probably dead” again. There are thousands of people desperately searching for this beautiful, bright girl with a promising future whom you know NOTHING about, yet you insult her by deciding she must be spoiled or “not an adult.” I really didn’t expect more from a woman who blamed VOTER FRAUD as the reason she lost to Barbara Dobb when running for the House of Representatives (seriously?) but please, if you are going to be a disgustingly offensive bigot who attacks a poor, innocent girl and her grieving parents at such a time, please hit yourself in the head with your keyboard instead of using it as an outlet for your misinformed and misdirected hatred. Femisism exists not only because of some men, but because of women like you who continue to make it impossible for other women to live happily and safely.

Also, stop relating everything you find negative in the world back to Islam. You are a bigoted racist and a sad excuse for a woman.

Shame On You. on September 28, 2014 at 2:14 pm

    Shame on you for not knowing what a paragraph is.

    Please review the analyses that Alfredo and I have offered regarding your real motivations and your role in undermining all that is civilized and decent.

    Thanks.

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 4:33 pm

You are a lucky person to have never suffered the loss of a family member to a predator. I bet you’ve never searched on foot through densely wooded areas looking for a loved one, or handed out missing persons flyers, or given a press conference, or faced the person who took the life of your loved one. I hope you never know the pain that families like this have to live with. Some of your commenters do.

Allison Breaux on September 28, 2014 at 3:25 pm

    Hey, Al Is My Bro, that was exactly my point in previous posts, we HAVE been through EVERYTHING THAT YOU PEOPLE HAVE!!! Nice try, about the densely wooded areas searching for a loved one part. We’ve seen that sentence here before, not gonna work with us. We’ve been where you’ve been, we’ve suffered as you have, we’ve done everything, seen everything and heard everything you people have.

    BECAUSE WE’RE HUMAN, AND HUMAN EXPERIENCES ARE COMMON TO ALL, WHEN YOU GET TO BE A CERTAIN AGE!!!

    Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 28, 2014 at 3:34 pm

    Oh Allison, you are tedious. If the regulars here had more influence in society, this whole event would probably not have happened.

    YOU have created circustances that favor crime. Now you don’t like the results? Boo-hoo!

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 4:44 pm

this is so… irrational… its actually the worst opinion piece I have ever read in my life. The person who wrote this is mentally ill. I am a 3rd year psychology student and know for a fact that is the case.

kevin on September 28, 2014 at 4:28 pm

    Thank you, kevin, for that masterly 3rd year psych major “analysis.”

    As I’ve said before, we must radically reduce the number of useless BA’s in the country. You can’t make a silk purse from a sow’s ear

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 4:36 pm

      ROTFLMAO!!! One of my favorite old sayings, although forgotten or ignored by many, from quite a few Generations X’ers on down, but all too true.

      Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 28, 2014 at 8:17 pm

First of all it wasn’t in Richmond get your facts straight before you open your mouth hope you or yours never get violated karma is a bitch!!!!

Nikki on September 28, 2014 at 5:17 pm

    Nikki, I didn’t know that about Richmond. Thanks for bringing it to our attention.

    I value your eloquence fully as much as I do your geolographical astuteness.

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 5:20 pm

      Geographical.

      skzion on September 28, 2014 at 5:20 pm

Blaming the victim and the parents? DISGUSTING. Should Hannah have used better judgement? Probably. Is it her fault that men time and again decide to commit horrible acts of violence against women? Absolutely not. Stop blaming women and work on fixing the root of the problem. MISOGENY. The author of this article should be ashamed of herself.

disgusted on September 28, 2014 at 5:59 pm

    I’m disgusted that “disgusted” can’t even spell “misogyny.”

    skzion on September 28, 2014 at 9:37 pm

Let me give this a shot,
Did all these posts come from a bot?,
And now you say what?!!?!,
A disk in a slot?,
Calling all keystrokes, attack, attack!!!,
Go to this web site, and give them flak.

Okay, enough of the Blond(e) Ignition. I’m going to show you trolls how easy your job is. THIS, is exactly what you people do. When I show you how easy it is, without even thinking, you will know the point that skzion, I and others have been trying to make to you. It’s about critical thinking, reading for context, and taking emotion out of your response.

This is you guys who come flocking from Birds Of A Feather Dot Not So Calm, or wherever you came from. And actually, I must correct myself, because skzion is right in his response to one of my previous posts about the psychological inability to grasp what we are saying. Or perhaps, not just inability, but unwillingness, because many of you have advanced degrees. But there goes another one of skzion’s points about worthless degrees rearing its wise head again!!!

Okay, here goes:

Wow. you hav no heart. I hope youu never have childdren. You are the most mean spirted person ever. I hope they take this down. Have you ever seen a young girl sitting all alone in a hospital emergency room after suffering the humiliation of a rape kit? I have, and as conservativ motherr of four,, I am appalled that you are allowed to call yourself a Repubblican. I served on the panel of Republican state authorities overseeing a watchdog group examining bacteria in chicken, and you are no Repulican, and you are no lady. This person should be fired. We should find out who the advertisers are here, and boycott them, also spread this as far as we can. We will need hashtags and perhaps even high tech experts. Perhaps we can have this site removed. I hope you are happy that you have leftt people crying over the vitriolic bile you have spewed forth about this poor, helpless youngster, who was merely doing what young girls do. And you have ann amazig intolerance for the beaautiful religion of Islam. Just what is you problem,, anyway?.

See, trolls? It’s easy. You can copy the text of my sample, and use it on your next attack on Debbie, . . .

or anywhere in cyberspace. Just adjust a few words to suit whatever topic/blogger you’re attacking, and presto!!! Troll City.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 28, 2014 at 8:36 pm

OH, NOOOOOOOOO!!! ROTFLMAO!!! I just noticed the 5,391st Reminder that it DIDN’T happen in RICHMOND!!! If I didn’t have to be in bed soon to get up for work tomorrow at 4:20, I’d stay up all night and laugh until my sides split.

OKAY, for what I hope will be the last time, . . .

It Happened In Charlottesville

starring

Dick Cheney as Satan
Ray Rice as Himself
Roger Goodell as Beaver Cleaver
Jessica Simpson as Suzanne Somers

and introducing

Debbie Schlussel as The Wicked Witch of Witches, Period a/k/a “www.”

directed by Ewego Hirr

a

HAL I. BURTON PRODUCTION

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on September 28, 2014 at 9:45 pm

You are a disgusting person! You are hateful. God forbid you or someone you love is taken, raped or murdered.

Erin on September 29, 2014 at 10:37 am

What proof do you have that he targeted her because of her “half shirt?” If this bloke is crazy enough to do what he did, I doubt her shirt had anything to do with it. It’s more likely that she was a pretty female in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Anthony on September 29, 2014 at 3:14 pm

Jesus, lady….
There is a special hell reserved under your name.
What a soulless, blinded and misogynist demon you are. Think about the people who knew these girls personally. Have a little humanity. You laugh at this tragedy as though it were an Old Spice commercial but for many people this is a very real horror.

McKenzi on September 30, 2014 at 8:21 am

This is sad. Lady, I feel bad for you. Let’s hope you don’t have a daughter someday who ends in a similar situation. And a note about predators/murderers: it really doesn’t matter how you’re dressed or how you do your eyebrows. Killers will kill and predators will always seek prey.

Also, the donation box to support you is ridiculous if this is what you call work. It’s the first time for me on your site and the last.

Tara on September 30, 2014 at 11:02 am

My first and last time to your website. You are a disgusting sick human being.

Ann Shields on September 30, 2014 at 12:03 pm

Debbie,

As you are probably aware, Yom Kippur starts this Friday night. I would add this article to the list of things for which you should repent. If I were you, I would consider becoming more familiar with speech and Lashon Ha-Ra.

RBG: Well, if I were you, I’d be a moron who knows nothing about Judaism. In fact, this isn’t Lashon Ha-Ra. Not even close. You probably can’t define it b/c against you’re an idiot. Stay that way, as ignorance is bliss. DS

Rami Ben Golda on September 30, 2014 at 8:20 pm

    Dear Rami Ben Golda:

    You’re quite a fuck, around you? You come here amid hundreds of foul attacks on Debbie and fail to say anything about them. Then you have the nerve to talk about lashon hara. You do this because you’re no Jew. At most, you’re a Jew in Name Only, but I expect that you aren’t even that.

    skzion on October 1, 2014 at 7:58 pm

yes, ideally an 18 year old should not walk around drunk in the middle of the night. Sure.

Should her punishment be rape, torture, and death? Is that the state you would prefer to live in? It sounds like a few people are trying to establish that state in the middle east… maybe you should relocate to a land governed by ISIS?

happy travels!
xoxo.

allyfollows1 on October 2, 2014 at 7:43 pm

-A few lines in to article: “with the weirdly sculpted eyebrows”
-Scroll back up to masthead
-…….

Dave on October 3, 2014 at 1:40 am

Using Debs logic, she should probably stop writing about Muslims… just cause… well you know… it’s dangerous.

If not, I guess half of us are going say “well, she WAS asking for it wasn’t she” when Deb’s found beheaded somewhere.

The other half, though, may just laugh…

Alberto from Rico Suave on October 3, 2014 at 4:29 am

    Alberto, you’re a moron. Debbie is waging a just war against evil. Yes, that has its risks, WHICH SHE MITIGATES. Hannah was just a drunk coed who took all sorts of risks cuz it just felt so good. The point is not to live the safest possible life, but to avoid stupid risk taking for NOTHING. The follow-up point is that the media should stop saturation coverage of such an event.

    skzion on October 3, 2014 at 10:24 am

In answer to your question, yes, it’s just you…

tina on October 11, 2014 at 12:59 am

In the picture she looks like a $20 prostitute. When people look for trouble they find it. She and her rapist/murderer are both history. That’s the truth and she should not be seen as a victim, but as an example of how not to behave. Women should be equal to men but that doesn’t mean that can use their sexuality without consequences; it’s an abuse of power. Her parents are obliviously clueless and no nothing about the world. Her father is not even a man; he’s showing that stuffed animal on television; that shows you why his daughter is an impudent moron.

Tom Jones on October 12, 2014 at 6:23 pm

Nice to know that the smug, amoral god-botherers have a place to vent their hateful self-righteousness. You must be oh so proud.

Ref Cedar on October 20, 2014 at 5:40 pm

This is the MOST INSENSITIVE thing I have EVER read. I am a student at the University of Virginia, and I feel PERSONALLY attacked by each and every word you said. You are contributing to victim-blaming, and I am appalled and disgusted that you are criticizing Hannah and her parents. None of them caused this. THE DISGUSTING PIG THAT KILLED HER DID. There is no disputing that. If you see it any other way, then you need a reality check. Everyone makes stupid decisions. EVERYONE. I’ve done it. You’ve done it. EVERYONE HAS DONE IT. Any one of us could have been Hannah. It wasn’t her fault that a monster decided to steal her life and her family’s life for his own selfish, disgusting desires. The fact that you can’t see that is the reason I lose faith in humanity each and every day. I am BEYOND ANGRY and I wish I could express to you how much of an IDIOT you are being. Educate yourself. YOU are the one who needs to grow up. Have a heart and stop acting like a righteous, perfect, pure woman who doesn’t make mistakes and who this could have never happened to. I cannot fathom how your parents raised you if you think like this. Disgusting.

Trish on October 21, 2014 at 4:47 pm

This is the best thing I’ve read in a long time. Thank you for having the stones to say what so many people are thinking. Maybe a little cold, but people need to hear it. In a perfect world crime wouldn’t exist, but that’s not where we live.

NewConservative on October 21, 2014 at 9:10 pm

How dare you criticize her eyebrows when you are not even able to post the real picture of your face, because that pic in the header is not you Debbie. How’s Photoshop working for you? You are disgusting. Inside and out.

Martina on October 24, 2014 at 3:41 am

Have fun in hell.

Rachel on October 24, 2014 at 5:18 pm

She might be a victim but also a perfect example of how not to behave. God rest her soul but I just can’t believe what horrible choices she made

kait on October 26, 2014 at 8:48 pm

Do any of you honestly think a serial killer cares about how a woman is dressed? Whether she’s in a half shirt or conservative buttoned up shirt, a serial killer sees a woman and takes her. Most hate women and target anything with female body parts, so since I have breasts I deserve to be killed? I mean, wouldn’t I be asking for it because my breasts angered a heartless psychopath? Ted Bundy killed nursing students in their dorm…they probably asked for it too because how dare they sleep in nightgowns!! They should have been sleeping in sweat pants and turtle necks!! Ed Kemper murdered his conservative mother and defiled her lifeless body…it was her fault because she had female reproductive parts! This is how ridiculous all of you sound who are victim blaming and not blaming the killer who was searching for a target to mutilate. He would have killed anyone despite her apparel…its just convient to blame the victim because she was “asking” for it.

Kaisea on October 27, 2014 at 12:47 pm

I don’t think it matters how she was dressed, but she was a victim because of poor choices. Drunk and alone = targer. Even law enforcement said that is how he preys on his victims. If she did not make those choices, she would mostly likely be alive and happy today

kait on October 27, 2014 at 3:27 pm

Yo man. That girl was looking to score. What was she just waliking around so fast? Yes she looked like a $20 whore insearch of a street. I get it she was an empowered white woman looking for a Black man. All the white men her age are sucking their cocks or wishing oreo obama was doin’ them. Every Iman in the 700 mosques built in the USA after 9-11 that it is the duty of Muslim soldier beat and kill white dyke’s who are trying to destroy Patriarchal Islam. my group is going to Ptown and Northhampton for the ‘clubbing of the dykes’ and establish Jihad in Massachusetts

Tyrone Yoyoali on March 20, 2015 at 10:53 am

This made me so sad. How can someone lack so much empathy? I would suggest you go talk to someone because you have many sociopathic tendencies. I’m assuming nothing heartbreaking has every happened to you in life, and I hope it never does. Although you probably wouldn’t be bothered by it much because it sounds like you don’t have a conscious or a heart. Sad sad sad.

Ash on May 5, 2015 at 6:20 pm

You are a blight on society.

ew on May 16, 2016 at 8:34 pm

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