November 19, 2015, - 6:48 pm

VIDEO: Parisian Father Just Taught His Kid the DUMBEST Lesson Ever About ISIS Attacks

By Debbie Schlussel

Only Morons Believe These . . .


. . . Fight These . . .


A French dad just taught his kid the dumbest lesson ever about Muslims and how to fight them.

I agree that kids deserve to have a childhood (though they don’t get one anymore with TV and pop culture assaulting them with sex and violence at every turn). But there’s a difference between being sensitive to young children and teaching them uber-stupidity about the scary world in which we live. Watch the video, below, about which all of the media were gushing a day or two ago. This father crossed that line in spades, preparing his kid for a life of softness in a Paris-massacre-by-Muslims world.

It’s child abuse to teach your kids that flowers and candles will protect them or serve as any kind of defense against the guns and bombs of terrorists.

In the same vein, a few months ago parents and teachers at an Arizona elementary school went ballistic because Republican Congressman Matt Salmon taught their kids about Islamic terrorism and the threats we face. On the contrary, the Congressman was giving these coddled, sheltered kids a lesson in reality–especially the modern state and not-too-distant future of what they face, now that we’ve had almost 1.5 decades since 9/11 in which we allowed Muslims to invade America to the point that they’ve more than doubled their population after the attacks.

Arizona Rep. Matt Salmon had to explain himself to upset parents. Salmon frightened some second- and third-grade children at the San Tan Charter School in his district when his talk last Thursday about the upcoming vote on the Iran nuclear deal included comments about terrorist groups recruiting young suicide bombers.

“The congressman chose to give an example of the current situation in Iran, and made some inappropriate comments about ‘Do you know what a nuclear weapon is? Do you know that there are schools that train children your age to be suicide bombers?’” Scott Campbell, a parent of one girl in the class, told KPHO.

Whatta wimp. Glad I didn’t have that kind of dad. The Congressman had the right idea. Kids need to know that we live in dangerous times with dangerous people in our midst, just as we teach five-year-olds about “stranger danger.”

Similarly, this French father is a moron. He’s teaching his son that flowers and candles will defeat Islam and its followers who want to wipe the kid (and all of us) off the face of the planet. PUH-LEEZE. The only thing that defeats terrorists and killers is putting them down, violently and to death. When I was a kid, my parents didn’t shelter me. While they didn’t expose me to violence, they explained the threat of Palestinian terrorism and what happened at the Entebbe Airport in 1976 very clearly. My late grandfather, Isaac Engel, a Holocaust survivor, had no problem showing me his handguns and telling me, then a young kid, what happened to him and his family in the Holocaust. He didn’t tell me that candles and flowers would have stopped the Nazis. My grandfather told me he wished he was allowed to own guns as a teen in Poland and Nazi Germany, because that’s what would have protected him against the Nazis. Funny, flowers and scented candles weren’t mentioned.

Only malpracticing and neglectful parents teach their kids they can survive the modern world with flowers and candles (or with temper tantrums about race on college campuses). My parents taught me about the real world. They–being the “neglectful child abusers” that they were–let me ride around my neighborhood on my bike and walk alone in the field on my own. Shocking.

Sadly, far too many “adults” in this world had parents who never taught them anything but empty John Lennon and U2 lyrics that won’t gird them for survival. Only wimpitude-induced doom.

You want a soft country, ready to be conquered and soon to be wearing burkas and no heads? Then, teach your kids that pastel, lavender-smelling candles will defeat the terrorists and have your boys play with Barbies. While that kid in the video is a little young, better parents should teach their kids the “Call of Duty” way of fighting off terrorists. Better we teach our progeny the only way of fighting Islamic terrorists: “Finish Him . . . Fatality.” Works far better than candle wax.

Tip for America’s parents: Prepare your kids for the world we’re living in. We’re fighting ISIS, not Malibu Ken and My Little Pony.

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13 Responses

The kid was smarter than the dad. Instinctively, he knew that flowers and candles wouldn’t stop the “baddies” and their guns. The dad is a schmuck.

Hillel on November 19, 2015 at 8:53 pm


When I was 13 years old, I aware of just how much evil is present in the world.

If Israel hadn’t existed, all the Jewish Entebbe hostages would have been murdered.

The Israeli operation to free them cost the current Israeli Prime Minister’s brother, Yoni Netanyahu, his life.

We should teach our children that in a world full of bad guys, good people will (often) die young to stop them.

Protecting our children from reality is the worst possible way to prepare then for the world.

Evil people are not going to be stopped with flowers and candy, with begging for one’s life and with a kind word for them.

Either we kill them or they kill us. The most fundamental duty of every parent is teach their child how to survive in a dangerous world.

And the world is as dangerous as it has ever been.

NormanF on November 19, 2015 at 9:33 pm

Matt Salmon had the right idea. I hope that he has a future in the party leadership, assuming that one of the less Liberal candidates of the GOP gets elected as president.

Even if one doesn’t want to be gratuitously graphic w/ all the grizzly details about Muzzies, the least one can teach one’s kids are that Muslims are dangerous, keep your distance from them.

Infidel on November 19, 2015 at 10:25 pm

Actually, watching that video, that kid was asking the sensible and right questions, that few seem to have the guts to ask. Too bad he has a moronic dad who told him that flowers and candles are of any use here

Infidel on November 19, 2015 at 10:30 pm

That Parisian dad was feeding him nonsense. It is the sort of nonsense that will get you killed in the real world. Dad was doing his son no favors. Candles and Flowers are not protection, but funeral decorations.

Worry on November 19, 2015 at 10:40 pm

I rather doubt that Hasna would have been impressed by candles and flowers:

Worry on November 19, 2015 at 11:30 pm

“Candles and Flowers are not protection, but funeral decorations.”
Worry on November 19, 2015 at 10:40 pm

That should be the quote of the year, decade, maybe even the last 3/4 century.

theShadow on November 20, 2015 at 12:56 am

Funny, Debbie’s grandfather told her if he had his guns in Poland and Germany during WWII they would have helped. When Dr. Carson made a similar remark recently, he was scorned by the lamestream media. The beat goes on. And in the wake of the Paris attacks, the Muslim-In-Chief says he’s going to double down on gun control legislation.

What’s next, take two hashtags and call me in the morning? The human race is headed for a date with its destiny. Dunderheads, what a bunch of dunderheads. Collectively speaking.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on November 20, 2015 at 1:04 am

I have seen this video propped up as a WONDERFUL thing. That is how lost we are. I’m not complaining just honestly reporting the sad truth out there.

I hope y’all are shocked and upset at the state of affairs in 2015. It’s not pretty. All the dopey people are hailed and all the truth tellers ignored and mocked.

This is where we are after September 11th, 2001. People just don’t get it or want to get it.

I’m glad I heard the REAL truth here. All I have left is hope that the Dhimmis and Moooooslim equivocators and anyone they love get taken out by Jihadists. It’s only fair. They want to love and accept them, they need to viscerally experience the TRUTH. I’m sick of this sick world.

Skunky on November 20, 2015 at 1:06 am

Sadly, what that Parisian father did is not unique – nor is it limited to just his types (think of the visceral reaction of those parents to Matt Salmon’s talk). Society in general – and even our “educational” system – seems intent on teaching young kids out of the internal “stranger danger” detection system and sense of survival that is part and parcel of what is proverbially referred to as the “reptilian” side of the human brain. After all, such survival instinct is seen by such forces as being “too judgmental” and potentially “stigmatizing” to certain groups, i.e. pedophiles of the Jared Fogle variety – and anathema to these elites’ warped idea of “tolerance” and “diversity.” That coupled with the whole business of oversexualizing our children and converting them to the LGBT lifestyle via proselytization, has made them even more vulnerable to child abduction, et al. And this trend, of course, does not bode well for our survival against the Islamic enemy from within and without. If the population of the U.S. pre-World War II were this weak and soft and wallowing in decadence they way today’s generation is, no doubt today we’d all be speaking German in the Eastern part of the country and Japanese in the western part – and certain portions of the populace would have long ago been turned into soap or lampshades. I’m not the only one to point this out (others have likewise said this), but it still has to be said.

ConcernedPatriot on November 20, 2015 at 10:07 am

They’ve screwed up the early morning news on See the BS channel. Now instead of a double dose of Ann Marie Green at 4am they put on that big headed nitwit Scott Pelley. It’s bad enough that they have this Obama butt sniffer on in the evenings but early in the morning. The channel stays on something else until 4:30. Now like Skunky said that this was being propped up as something good. It just made me think that there are people there in France and here in America who think like that dad does. That the world is nothing but sugarcanes, rainbows and unicorn flatulence. That we should be like the late Rodney King and just all get along with pretty flowers and candles. Well in the real word you can not get along with everyone. Especially scumbag Muslim groups like ISIS, Hamas, Hezbollah, Muslim Brotherhood, etc. To fools like our president, Sec State, democrats running for president, and this man in the video ISIS is laughing their beards off thinking taking over the world will be easier than we thought. The sad thing is that he’s setting his son up to be a future lamb to the slaughter just like our children here are. Especially our boys. Instead of playing Cowboys and Indians (or is it Native Americans), tag, and dodge ball. Our sons are playing with Barbie, Easy Bake Ovens and finger nail polish. When I was young we played stickball, dodge ball any ball(except soccer…LOL). We played C and I and if we didn’t have cap guns(whatever happened to those) we made the gun finger symbol. We also didn’t have teachers freaking the heck our over it. And please liberals you idiots freaked out about that one before all of the school shootings took place. The bottom line is that scum like ISIS only understand one thing and that is the use of force. Any of this psychobabble crapola will not cut it because guess what folks to borrow a base ball analogy. ISIS has the bases loaded with their best hitter(or scumbag if you prefer) up at bat now who would you have pitching the Black Alfred E Neuman or a Tom Selleck.

Ken B on November 20, 2015 at 2:08 pm

I have a rose… And I know how to use it!

YCHtT on November 24, 2015 at 9:40 pm

Hi, this is the most disgusting blog I’ve ever read. I think your fearmongering and Islamophobia are the epitome of what is wrong with America. People like you are the reason why my Muslim friends who don’t even regularly attend mosques are forced to undergo humiliating extra screening at airports, why Ben Carson, seemingly ignorant of the First Amendment, is declaring that a Muslin cannot be president, why Donald Trump, in a style strikingly reminiscent of Adolf Hitler, is ordering a database of Muslims. That is all. I don’t care if you are too afraid to post this comment, but I’d just like you to know that America is stronger than the blatantly discriminatory and absurdly detrimental “journalism” that you post on this website.

rousseau on November 30, 2015 at 11:31 pm

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