February 18, 2016, - 6:51 pm

Stuff I Bet You Didn’t Know . . . But You Should: Snickers Official Candy Bar of ISIS, Etc.

By Debbie Schlussel

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Snickers . . . Official Candy Bar of ISIS. Or Used to Be

This is something new – links to articles I think are of interest, but don’t want (or have the time) to write about extensively. I’m not going to do this every day or even on a regular basis. Just when I feel like it. So, here goes: News You Probably Didn’t Know (I gotta come up with a better name). But you’ll definitely find it of interest. . . .

* Low on Cash, Islamic State Cuts Out Snickers Bars: As I always say, they hate us, but love our stuff. And, now, ISIS terrorists are undergoing Snickers withdrawal.

* “Eagles of Death Metal” Lead Singer Says He Opposes Gun Control: Common Sense rocker from band at Paris Bataclan Islamic terrorist attack says everyone should have a gun, that, “I saw people die that maybe could have lived” had they been armed.

* Polish Anti-Communist Activist Lech Walesa Was Paid Informant for Communist Secret Police: Former Polish President, Solidarity leader, and Nobel Prize winner said he never informed or took money. Guess what? He lied. And he was a Jew-hater and Jew-baiter, too. Schmuck.

* “Hermaphrodite/Duel-Sex Dog Adopted By Lawyer Who Won Supreme Court Case Legalizing Gay Marriage“: Insert punch line here. (For the record, while I oppose gay marriage, I’m not anti-gay. I don’t oppose civil unions and believe what you do is your biz, so long as it doesn’t harm me, my rights, or my property.)

* JebBush.com Website Redirects to Donald Trump Prez Campaign Site: Hmmmm, he can’t even secure his own domain name, despite knowing for years he was running. What does that say about what kind of President he’ll be? Thankfully, we’ll never find out.

* Senate Republicans Already Backing Down & Might Hold Hearings for Obama SCOTUS Nom: This was soooooo predictable. As soon as I heard Mitch McConman publicly state that the Scalia replacement should be made by the next Prez (Hillary Or Bernie, sadly), I know McConman and the Senate would back down. Senate (and House) GOP wimps always back down. It’s what they do. Ain’t no spine anywhere in the vicinity. Not even close. This time it’s Senate Grandstander Extraordinaire Chuck Grassley (he usually says good stuff to the cameras, but never actually does anything but hold hearings), who is greasing the skids for Obama’s nominee.

If you have headlines you think I should put up in a future headlines post, please send ’em by e-mailing me.

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http://tedcruzforamerica.com/ – wanna see where that goes? It takes you to the ‘Canadian Immigration’ web site 😀

Infidel on February 18, 2016 at 7:05 pm

I always wondered why Allahu Akbar sounds eerily like Allahu Snackbar!

Now I know. Snickers is the official jihad snack bar.

NormanF on February 18, 2016 at 7:51 pm

    Norman good point I mean really you can’t help but laugh at this the ISIS jihadis claim to hate all Western culture but yet they love our money and apparently our Snickers bars. Sitting here thinking about the Snickers commercial slogan your just not yourself without a Snickers bar oh no if the ISIS wackos were bad before what are they going to be like without their Snickers bar?

    Jennifer on February 20, 2016 at 12:30 pm

Lech Walesa’s survival during the Solidarity Period is now explained.

Worry on February 18, 2016 at 8:31 pm

Jeb Bush spent the GDP of a small third world country on his failed presidential bid.

He’s broke and the man is an arrogant schmuck.

Jeb is not going to be remembered for humility and grace.

Good riddance.

NormanF on February 18, 2016 at 8:54 pm

SHADOWBANNING–This should be a big story, but it’s shadowbanned, like conservatives themselves. Google, Facebook and Twitter are not friendly places for us. It was just admitted that Twitter has a white list (for Hillary and Bernie supporters) and a black list (for conservatives). My etymology website is not political and my etymology tweets are not political, but it’s obvious that I’m being crushed. I can’t even get on Google’s first search page for “the Big Apple”–my own work! I’m behind a ClassBrain.com summary of my own work! I make 25 cents (before expenses) on over 13,000 researched entries. Websites with 1/10th of my content do ten times better!

OBAMA TO SKIP SCALIA’S FUNERAL–Michael Savage has been beating the drum that Scalia was possibly murdered. At the very least, not having an autopsy for the country’s leading conservative in government is suspicious. Obama has time for YouTube stars, jokes with Stephen Colbert, Black Lives Matter today in the White House, a visit to Cuba, golf, but he can’t be at the funeral just across town?

WWIII–Turkey and Saudi Arabia to invade Syria? Does anyone see this ending well?

BP: Michael Savage also repeatedly says Israel is behind ISIS and attacks Israel and Jews. He’s a complete nut and clueless, not to be taken seriously or promoted in any way as a credible source of anything. He also appeared on Jew-hater and 9/11 Truther Alex Jones’ show. DS

Barry Popik on February 18, 2016 at 10:03 pm

ISIS, . . . Snickers . . . ISIS . . . Snickers, hmmmmm.

DOUBLE hmmmmmm.

Y’know, this might be nuts, but . . .

wait, Snickers is nuts AND chocolate, . . .

nahhhhhhhh, that wouldn’t work, and it might not be appropriate.

But Johnny Manziel had a Snickers commercial, and now he’s . . .

hmmmmmm.

ISIS . . . Snickers . . .

Maybe I can think of one of those Snickers commercials with Debbie as the star.

Debbie . . . Snickers . . . Debbie . . . Snickers . . .

hmmmmmmmm.

Alfredo from Puerto Rico on February 18, 2016 at 11:42 pm

Poland’s Lech Walesa again accused of Communist collaboration http://fw.to/gk2XkpP

Worry on February 19, 2016 at 1:37 am

Back when I was a kid nothing beat a Snickers bar and a cold Pepsi during the summer(or anytime for that matter). Truth be told even today that combo can’t be beat. Just like you said Debbie even though the dirt bag Muslim maniacs hate our guts they love our stuff. From our food, cars, clubs these camel riding, bomb strapping, rag wearing savages can’t get enough. It would be funny if it wasn’t so pathetic.

Ken B on February 19, 2016 at 12:49 pm

So when a member of ISIS bites into a Snickers does he mellow out like on the TV Commercials? Or does the do the peanuts, nougat & chocolate give him the energy to lop off some more defenseless Christian heads? ISIS my ass! More like I SISSY!

MuzzCrusher on February 19, 2016 at 12:57 pm

I was gonna call this category News You Probably Didn’t Know – And Then Wished You Hadn’t.

But as for Snickers – I’ve never cared much for anything with nuts that were “crunchy.” (Only preferred creamy peanut butter.) Or to paraphrase a famous jingle, “Sometimes you feel like a nut, and sometimes you are.”

ConcernedPatriot on February 19, 2016 at 4:54 pm

Now that Jeb Bush has dropped out of the Republican race for President, is it too late for him to run as a Democrat?

http://tinyurl.com/zgkrm95

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