March 9, 2016, - 2:22 pm
On Monday night, after 9:00 p.m., I got a robocall from Mitt Romney urging me to vote for his chosen establishment candidate in the Michigan Republican Primary. And guess who MittHappens told me to vote for?
Remember how sore two-time loser crybaby Mitt Romney lectured us, last week, on why we shouldn’t vote for Donald Trump? Remember how he also said he wasn’t supporting any particular candidate. Well, he lied. ‘Cuz I got that Michigan Robocall from Robo-RINO-Romney. And he told me to vote for . . .
Marco Kinky Boots Rubio Boobio Schmubio. The call began with Mitt telling me how bad Trump is, then how great Boobio is, then again back to the evils of Trump, then reminding me to vote for Boobio.
So, how did that robocall work out?
As you know, Rubio Boobio Schmubio came in fourth. Yup, last place. A complete loser. With zero delegates to show for it. The other three–Trump, Cruz, and Kasickness–got delegates (as Michigan law requires a primary candidate to get at least 20% of the vote to get delegates). So Mr. Gangbang of Eight, Amnesty Pimp Marco got a big fat zero. All his time campaigning here in Michigan got him nothing–a complete waste.
And, frankly, the bigger loser is MittHappens Romney. He showed that not only is he a two time loser and a complete crybaby whiner, but he also has ZERO influence on voters in the state that he once called home, where his dad was Governor, and where his niece, the useless RINO (and daughter of pretentious Jew-hating slut Ronna Romney) Ronna Romney McDaniel is the “Chair” (yup, a piece of furniture) of the Michigan Republican Party.
ZERO influence for Romney. His candidate comes in DEAD last. And gets no delegates.
Whatta way to write the epitaph to your political career.
How you like them Trump Steaks now, Godfather of ObamaCare?
Mitt Happens. (With apologies to excrement for the comparison.)