September 3, 2009, - 2:47 pm
The sad thing about this video is that way too many Obama voters believe he can actually do this.
When Obama gets his civilian army together Kimmel will be getting a late night knock at the door.
tempus fugit on September 3, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Faith and fiction. A credo Obama voters appear to embrace. Nothing will convince them Obama is a mere mortal like the rest of us.
NormanF on September 3, 2009 at 3:18 pm
I’ve loved Jimmy Kimmel since one of my favorites of all time The Man Show. Plus, it helps he worked with a guy I admire a bunch, Ben Stein.
Jeff_W on September 3, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Very funny videos. Hopefully his “health care” will take care of him – when he falls off the bike. His followers truly believe this “superman” can do anything.
BTW, offtrack, many of the liberals have been putting this as their Facebook statuses today – “No one should die because they cannot afford health care, and no one should go broke because they get sick. If you agree, please post this as your status for the rest of the day.” The Obamabots never run out of viral ideas to resurrect their drowning messaiah.
Anonymous Twit on September 3, 2009 at 4:27 pm
You people actually sound like this is something Obama supporters believe him capable of doing.
Nakruh on September 3, 2009 at 7:39 pm
Nakruh – some of us don’t believe that Obama is capable of doing this. Some of us actually think that the Obama-Messiah believes he is better than Jesus. You see, Jesus wasn’t black, Muhammed wasn’t even born yet so Jesus wasn’t a Muslim, Jesus didn’t have followers who believed in Marxism, Jesus did not say God Damn Bethlehem (think of Rev. Wrong), and Jesus actually practiced what he preached. How much more different from B. Hussein Obama can you get?
Jarhead on September 3, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Hi, Debbie, I drop in occasionally and like the new web-site.
Go-Girl!
Robert of Ottawa on September 3, 2009 at 8:24 pm
This KING has no clothes. He is so self-conscious about his looks he dropped the helmet. He got teased for wearing a helmet and looking geeky. Now he has a different bike and no helmet.
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/13obama-bike.jpg
CaliforniaScreaming on September 3, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Why was my comment deleted? All i did was provide evidence to back me up, nothing was fabricated. Other people can quote from the bible here.
nakruh01 on September 4, 2009 at 6:36 am
hehe
mindy abraham on September 4, 2009 at 6:38 am
So we can call for the death of all Muslims on this site, call them monsters unfit of being named humans, berate our president and anything he does. But I provide quotes from the bible with their location so you can see I’m not maknf it up and you delete the comment? It’s not my fault the book shows a certain prophet doing something that would be considered a warcrime today.
Nakruh on September 4, 2009 at 8:36 am
Amazing that Sarah Silverman does not kick him out of bed.
madman on September 4, 2009 at 10:06 am
Nakruh,
Nobody has called for the deaths of any moozlums or monsters unfit of being called human on this site. You must be confusing your statement with the moozlums who call Jews the decendants of monkeys and pigs.
Berate this President for anything that he does? Certainly you are referring to GWB and the way the commie liberals were pasted to his ass for even the smallest imagined infraction.
But, I forgot that we are being critical of the moozlum messiah when we point out his communist, marxist leanings and associations with known terrorists.
Doug on September 4, 2009 at 10:14 am
Nakruh-
Can you point out anyone who has murdered many people “in Jesus’ name” within the last…oh 500 years or so? Yeah sure there are occasionally nuts who murder an abortion doctor or something… but no one is practicing ancient bible stuff in recent history.
Can’t say the same for islam now, can we… only, oh, about 14 THOUSAND terror attacks by MUSLIMS…in the last 8 YEARS ALONE. TENS OF THOUSANDS DEAD, with people being MURDERED EVERY SINGLE DAY SOMEWHERE IN THE WORLD in the name of “islam”.
So blow the straw men out yer ass. Cause no one here wants to hear it.
Phreak on September 4, 2009 at 10:34 am
Well said Phreak. This Nakruh simply doesn’t understand that we live in the 21st century, not the middle ages or very ancient times. He needs to pull his head out of his a$$, open his hazy eyes and see the world for what it is today.
One thing I disagree with you, though. The murder count by these Muslims is probably more in the HUNDREDS of THOUSANDS, not tens of thousands. And if you include those military personnel injured, civilians maimed because they don’t follow Sharis law, and the Muslim fanatics (yeah, I know, Muslim and fanatics in the same sentence is a redundancy) actually killing their own people, it is more in the MILLIONS.
Jarhead on September 4, 2009 at 10:51 am
My post that was deleted was in response to an earlier comment that Jesus actually did what he preached. I then gave a quote from the bible with it’s location that showed Jesus angry at the Jews for not following the law as set forth by Moses. This shows that the old testament is to still be followed. I also gave an example of the law as set forth by Mosez that commanded the death of children. Then I followed through with an example of how Moses ordered the killing of men women and children while the virgins were to be raped by the Jewish soldiers. I gave clear reference to where in the bible this was located so anyone can read it. So why was it deleted? I didn’t lie, I gave proof.
Nakruh on September 4, 2009 at 11:48 am
Hello Debbie and All
Phreak and Jarhead-
Have either of your heard of the crusaides, didn’t that start by a pope. Or how about the Spanish inquisition that was approved by a pope. Yes the muslum religion is bad but you need to look at the roman catholic church from the begining, and start with constitine.
INFINITE on September 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm
INFINITE
I have written about this many times so I am not going into detail about the Crusades or any of that. We live in the 21st century, not the middle ages.
Jarhead on September 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm
“My post that was deleted was in response to an earlier comment that Jesus actually did what he preached. I then gave a quote from the bible with it’s location that showed Jesus angry at the Jews for not following the law as set forth by Moses”
Dumbness the first 3 commandments talked about 1 god no false idols. How does God have a son?
Sounds Greek to me, which is the ethnicity of a large part of the Roman Legions who were terrorizing the land of Israel.
How come his son did not free the people from the Romans.
The Macbees, who did not even make the bible, freed Jews from the Greeks.
Personally the whole Christ story was probably concocted after the Jewish revolt.
I am an atheist Jew but all Jewish prayer has lorded our god the lord is one. Religious Jews do not write God and the torah always use indirect word for God.
As least Judaism is a non-proselytizing Religion which emphasizes your natural life
Yes there are some mentions of after life in Judaism but it is not really a big thing and does not tell people that
You that if you follow a certain religion to reach this after life.
madman on September 4, 2009 at 12:48 pm
If you want to stop living in the middle ages then stop calling for the destruction of a religion and it’s people. At this rate there will never be peace.
Nakruh on September 4, 2009 at 12:58 pm
It is not our fault that most of the Muslims in the world want the destruction of all Infidels and worldwide total domination of their religion. None of the other major religions in the world believe or condone this. I am talking about the 21st century for those Muslim apologists who want to defend these ragheads, so don’t go and cite all of your talking points about things that have happened in the past.
Jarhead on September 4, 2009 at 1:07 pm
correction from above
Yes there are some mentions of after life in Judaism but it is not really a big thing and does not tell people that
if you have to follow a certain religion to reach this after life.
madman on September 4, 2009 at 1:02 pm
Madman, what does that have to do with what I wrote? I was giving an example of how even the bible is just as bad as the Koran when it comes to killing. Personally I think it’s a load of crap that has no place in the modern world.
Nakruh on September 4, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Well, Nakruh, why don’t you just post a listing of chapters and verses without any commentary, and we can go look it up?
Simple enough, and there are online bible sites where you can even hop through all the various translations.
Note: Without any commentary. If you have to ‘explain’ it it doesn’t work. We can get the text ourselves.
luagha on September 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Nakruh
You start saying that Jesus said the Jews broke Moses laws. If you have any ability to read you would understand that in Moses Law there is one God and this god does not take a human form. I suggest you check the Dead Sea Scrolls about Jesus. There is nothing in there about him good bad or indifferent even though the Catholic Church was hanging on to the majority of this Jewish artifact for a long time.
madman on September 4, 2009 at 6:33 pm
There is no god but ME.
Don’t make me mad.
MoxiePoxie
MaryHarman on September 5, 2009 at 10:48 am
Why are my posts constantly deleted? I am not defaming anyone. I am giving proof of everything I say and its not in a derogatory manner.
Nakruh on September 6, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Now that’s funny, I don’t care who you are. But wouldn’t it have been better if he high-fived Allah and in the background were 72 virgins. You could even put a few hairy beasts in the background as well, and I am not talking about the typical Muslim woman.
Jarhead on September 3, 2009 at 3:07 pm