May 5, 2010, - 1:10 pm

Good News: Feds/Justice Dept Hard @ Work Prosecuting Hardened Criminals

By Debbie Schlussel

I wrote about this case before. But it gets even more ridiculous.


While Islamic terrorists roam the country along with criminal illegal aliens and other hardened criminal perpetrators, our Justice Department is going after the “real” criminal problem:   a dude who altered the labels on a few Gatorade bottle to show pics of Tiger Woods, with a notation about him cheating on his wife.

Yup, that’s the crime of the century.  The guy should have been fined by the local prosecutor.  But, instead, it became a federal case . . . literally.  Even FDA agents were involved, because there are apparently no more serious problems with our food or drugs, right?  Yes, we have an interest in promoting food safety.  But come on.  And there’s no evidence any of the contents were tampered with.  It was just a smart-alecky joke.

A Colorado man who replaced labels on dozens of Gatorade bottles with an image of Tiger Woods and his wife and the word “unfaithful” has been sentenced to two years of probation and fined $1,000.

Jason Kay was sentenced Monday after pleading guilty in February to a federal misdemeanor charge of mislabeling a food product.

Prosecutors say the bottles were found in Safeway and King Soopers stores around Colorado in January, with several orange Gatorade bottles incorrectly labeled as mango.

Read the federal Criminal Information document.  Ridiculous.

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8 Responses

I hope the arrest of this food terrorist has made Michael Bloomberg feel vindicated that indeed it is these Americans
who are soooo… dangerous. It is these same people who are upset at Obamacare and plant bombs in Time Square. Fortunately
the federallies have apprehended this malfactor before he could commandeer a couple of 757’s and fly them into the Empire State Building.

Tim on May 5, 2010 at 1:47 pm

This should have been handled as a misdemeanor by the local authorities. The perp should have had to pay restitution and a small fine.

R Taylor on May 5, 2010 at 2:13 pm

I’m guessing that this was a White Guy, no? So while Rome burns, Nero in the guise of Obambi and his acolytes fiddles and fumbles their way through another day, another terrorist attack. Ho hum, we’re on top of it, right? Well the terrorists keep trying and as amateurish and stoopid their efforts have been so far they are going to eventually be successful. Then what will our “Dear Leader” say, “Bush did it”? Or the Jews?

kenny komodo on May 5, 2010 at 3:36 pm

Are our federal authorities so overstaffed and underworked that they have to preempt local authorities over what is obviously a misdemeanor offense? We have Muslims crossing over state lines to purchase multiple cell phones with cash, characters hanging around airfields in military fatiques and armed, and other such incidents. But, we are on top of the beverage vandals. How much did the federal government blow on this nonsensical case?

sorrow01 on May 5, 2010 at 4:44 pm

Nothing new here, this new trend is quite aligned with the Rubashkin case, a religious Jew who was sent to jail for a LIFETIME, while similar cases involving financial/ tax issues and contracting irregular employees were sentenced to a few years or even a reasonable fine.

But – don’t touch Ahmed!!! He may do whatever he wants, but he won’t get deported UNTIL he succeeds in blowing up something on American soil – then he’ll get a confortable place in Gitmo, with all Halal meals & Q’ran study on your tax dollars!!

Sorry guys, the USA are not the same…

Jewish Reader from Brazil on May 5, 2010 at 5:02 pm

Unfortunately this is typical of federal law enforcement in these troubling times. Look for a huge increase in Hatch Act witch hunts by the Obamanation during this election year. ICE is spending the whole year gearing up massive knock off SuperBowl T-shirt raids! Can’t wait for that press release. “The largest seizure of yada yada yada in history…”

Bonzer Wolf on May 5, 2010 at 8:01 pm

What would you expect when you have an Arab in the Whitehouse posing as a Blackman, no matter what he’ll protect and defend all Arab causes.

THE LORD THOR on May 5, 2010 at 8:41 pm

“An Arab in the Whitehouse”! No what you have is part Muslim,part Marxist and part Chicago gangster. You couldn’t ask for a better America destroyer then that.

Jerry on May 6, 2010 at 8:16 am

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