October 10, 2012, - 11:52 am

Hilarious: Dumbest Shoes Ever! (VIDEO)

By Debbie Schlussel

How much you wanna bet that the designers of these “shoes” are dumbass liberals? Watching this woman try to walk in these ridiculous monstrosities is hilarious. The shoes were made by South African artist Leanie van der Vyver and Dutch shoe designer René van den Berg. How long ’til Whoopi Goldberg gets a pair? In our Lady Gaga world, expect more of this idiocy.


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IceNoMore on October 10, 2012 at 12:05 pm

Lady GaGaGooGoo probably placed an order for a dozen in various colors.

Oscar on October 10, 2012 at 12:28 pm

Okay. This what WTF?? was created for.

Jack on October 10, 2012 at 12:34 pm

She probably thinks she’s making some sort of feminist statement on the “objectification of women.” What an idiot.

Italkit on October 10, 2012 at 12:44 pm

Issued to Obama staffers to wade through the bullshit generated by their own campaign.

RT on October 10, 2012 at 1:10 pm

Oh for f***s sake! I had to stop @ 28 seconds!

These shoes are PERFECT for the modern dumb*ass female today. They are undignified and symbolize all the dignity and thoughtfulness females have thrown away in the modern world. They are the perfect symbol of females *THINKING* they look cool when the look and act ridiculous. Then, for the finale, the female will blame men for how effed up their dumb feet are after wearing those dumb*ass shoes.

I can see Lady Junk-Junk wearing them. They are as ugly as her horse-face is. I can (sorta) understand derivative style in 2012 but what boggles my mind is how many can’t see through ugly copy-cat Lady Junk-Junk. I can never get past how bloody fugly the beast is. She’s shocking (and I mean in the Australian slang…not American meaning of shocking!)!

Skunky on October 10, 2012 at 1:12 pm

Maybe Mrs. Obama will buy them after the election.

Little Al on October 10, 2012 at 1:20 pm

I wanted to mention that it seemed like it took forever to get through the video. Took me over 10 minutes. I had tried to view this yesterday on the host site and finally quit. At least on my computer the vid drags on and on and it appears it always stops and starts in the same spots. I mention this so the DS site does not bear the blame.

I finally got through this today and must say that while it is hilarious, it takes all the fun out of looking at a behind. Crass but true. Have a wonderful day all!

JRay on October 10, 2012 at 1:39 pm

Just wow. I mean, really??? These shoes are ugly, let alone that can’t be good for the legs and feet. My God. The lady looked like a gorilla or worse yet, something out of a Silent Hill game/movie. In fact, those shoes LOOK like something out of a Silent Hill game/movie.

Our society is just going into the crapper day-by-day. It’s sad, really. Really sad.

bolski on October 10, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    In fact, the “model” looked like she was constipated and had to take a serious dump. 😀

    bolski on October 10, 2012 at 1:51 pm

What. The. Hell? I agree with Bolski, it looks like she has major digestive issues. I was wondering how she could keep a straight face but it was probably so painful laughing wasn’t in the cards.

Sean M on October 10, 2012 at 2:18 pm

I fail to see the beauty of a girl walking like some sort of of zombie chicken.

Luis on October 10, 2012 at 2:24 pm

it seemed like an SNL commercial spoof…

kirche on October 10, 2012 at 3:02 pm

    it also reminds me of how very old people, with severe osteoporosis, walk… the designer should create a stylish walker to go with it, for balance, and liability protection.

    kirche on October 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm

Wow! Just Wow! I had to play the vid twice just to really look at how freaking stupid those shoes look. I betcha Lady Ga Ga and her black twin Nicki Minaj would love a couple of pairs of those ankle breakers.

Ken b on October 10, 2012 at 3:26 pm

Isn’t she wearing the shoes backwards?

skzion on October 10, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Holy crap? What the devil are some folks thinking these days? And I don’t even think liberal women will buy and purchase these shoes (we know conservative women won’t buy them, that’s for sure)? If anyone buys these type of shoes, I will say in my mind, “WTF”! And I agree with Bolski, the poor model looked like she was about to take a you-know-what, lol!

“A nation is defined by its borders, language & culture!”

Sean R. on October 10, 2012 at 3:35 pm

Fashion shows for years have been littered with garments and ensembles that aren’t feasible for actual wear in real life; it’s more along the lines of abstract art than actual clothing.

Case in point, these two dresses from Alexander McQueen


Though agreed, those shoes are fugly.

Robert on October 10, 2012 at 3:57 pm

On the other hand, they look like an excellent punishment tool for convicts.

A.Mark Ratner on October 10, 2012 at 4:50 pm

Almost as stupid as seeing men wear SKINNY jeans. Aren’t those for women?

John on October 10, 2012 at 4:56 pm

Keep the model. Lose the shoes.

Of course, I’ve seen more outrageous things at your average Paris/NYC/LA fashion shows that DON’t involve cruel shoes.

And, nope, you can not blame liberalism for these torture devices. Blame bath salts.

The Reverend Jacques on October 10, 2012 at 5:15 pm

I bet it will sell very well in the muslim world. Since they don’t like women anyway, this is somekind of torture. Throw in a full burqa and you’ve got a hit. But then again, she does move like a goat……

Gino on October 10, 2012 at 10:01 pm

I showed this to my wife and told her never to complain about her 3-inch heels again. I couldn’t stop laughing… especially when she started to walk! It reminded me of the aliens in the movie “The Arrival,” or else some type of mutant torture element imposed upon a poor person by freakish, wacko scientists….. I can’t stop laughing!!!

Russ on October 10, 2012 at 10:56 pm

True story: I was working with a colleague, waiting for SAS to finish estimating a complex statistical model, and we went to this video and both started cracking up.

skzion on October 11, 2012 at 1:30 am

This is what keeps orthopedic surgeons in new Mercedes!

Rochelle on October 11, 2012 at 12:17 pm

To be worn on the way to your appearance before the Obamacare death panel.

Panhandle on October 11, 2012 at 1:57 pm

Women have been hobbling themselves and deforming their feet for years in the name of fashion. More women should see this. Maybe they will realize what they’ve done to themselves. There are stylish, comfortable shoes available.

Jacalyn Simon on October 11, 2012 at 8:45 pm

Just be glad they didn’t get a $200,000 grant out of us.

David Lanham on October 12, 2012 at 12:43 pm

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